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Guys, you don't get it, apparently the endgame all along was Stonathan...
Like:
Stancy? - Bones
Jancy? - Bones
Byler? - Bones
Mileven? - Bones
But Jonathan and Steve?
- got rescued by one another
- bickered immediately after
- got called lovebirds
- apparently planing to meet up once a month in a basement of an empty house
This video killed me. Like they're so unbelievably happy. Their faces literally glow from all the smiling. They are finally on a date where they don't have to hide anything. After 16 years of being scared to do something too obviously romantic in public, because someone could see it and post it.
And now they get to call each other partners. And they get to go on Cupid's pod on the London Eye. And they get to just get stupidly drunk at the bar and NOT worry about accidentally revealing their relationship to the world.
Dan and Phil at the start of the new Sims video: We're going to be POLY, we're going to date EVERYONE, it's Dalien's SLUTTY ERA
Dan and Phil at the end of the video: Oh my God, is he THE ONE?! Oh, no, I guess it didn't work with him... So then this one definitely is THE ONE???
Okay, so as a viewer it's pretty obvious that Nice and Wreck were probably more than friends (side-eyeing China's censorship laws). But like... can you imagine the gay existential horror of Wreck's perspective?
You are dating your best friend behind the closed doors and playing his nemesis so he could get more popular. Then he gets a fake girlfriend, and spends 3 YEARS fake dating her, while you have to simply watch them playing house from the shadows. And then he ghosts you. Without explanation or a notice. And the next thing you see is your gay lover "truthfully" saying on some lie detector show that his fake girlfriend is actually his GODDESS? You try to reach out once again to no avail. Did he fall out of love with you? Does he not need you anymore? Does he love her now? You have no answers.
A month passes by and the next thing you hear is that they're "getting married"? And YOU have to help them make their little PR stunt? You agree, because maybe it's the only way to talk to your boyfriend and get some answers. But then you get there it's not him. He looks like him, he sounds like him, he has his powers, but THAT'S NOT HIM. Desperately, you ask there's your real lover, only fo find out that he killed himself. He killed himself and you didn't even know. They never fucking told you. You lash out against that fucking skinwalker, only to be defeated. And as you fall down the last thing you see is some copycat of your dead gay lover getting chummy with his "girlfriend", looking down on you, like you're the crazy one here.
I just finished watching the 4 episode of tbhx and like... the way that your fans can make you literally do things that you don't want to do is so terrifying? Lin Ling was literally IMMOBILIZED while he was playing Nice, just because some of his hardcore fans didn't want him to go and save the person he loves.
I can't help but think - what if that's the one of the reasons why Nice killed himself? What if just one too many people, got fed up by his sickeningly sweet image and lashed out thinking "Fuck you, go kill yourself"? What if Lin Ling's "You're going to be replaced" was the thing that tipped the scales towards that?
And we've seen that heroes pretty much can't do things that people aren't expecting of them to do. So why was Nice able to simply fall and die? If people really believed in him and his perfection wouldn't he be physically unable to just fall to his death? That once again leads me to believe that maybe one of reasons why Nice did it, was because a lot of people WANTED him to do it.
Dan and Phil playing Split Fiction: Oh, those characters are so us coded, like they're literally us!
Dan and Phil 5 minutes later: Oh, those characters should totally get married!
Just finished season 2 of Squid Game, and am I crazy or did they doom yaoi Gi-hun and In-ho? I'm not sure if it's because In-ho looks to me to like Korean version of Hannibal, so I unconsciously interpret everything he does in a queer way, but dear God is he fascinated with Gi-hun. Like Gi-hun says something and he's either looking all smily and amused (I'm suprised he didn't start tucking his hair behind his ear) or is just LOCKED IN, all attention to Gi-hun.
Thank God, Dan and Phil have started playing Incoherent just now. Can you imagine what eldritch gay horrors would the Phandom create, if we had access to so many clips of DnP saying all of the nasty gay sex phrases AND we were still the same unhinged people who edited literal gay porn into "Phan smut"?
The way this moment made me have a heart attack...
Because even though I know that now they're comfortable with us joking about it , in my mind I always remember, that just 10 years ago things were like THIS:
Like it's crazy how much things have changed for both them and us, throughout those 10 years, and I'm so happy, that we're here now.
I guess the biggest demon phannie was the Relatable™️ all along
Playing the game literally designed for couples only to keep referring to each other as buddy...
I swear to God this video gave me an aneurysm.
Just realized this, but why did they share earphones during the last video? I mean they've reacted to A LOT of things in the past and like... they've never used, nevermind share them???
Like even if that was for noise cancelation or something couldn't they use the wireless ones?
I swear to god, these gays are just looking for the new ways to sit as close to each other as they possibly can while torturing the shit out of us 🙄
Since Phil started making jokes about himself being a bottom, the idea of making an edit of him say all this shit to "Boy is a bottom" has been living inside my head rent free.
Like... the concept of taking this song from one of the most popular phan edits from like 2016 with Dan being the honorary bottom, and reclaiming it as Phil's new anthem is just so funny to me
Xie Lian's got a VERY traumatic past thanks to a certain someone...
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Can anyone please tell me in what ways can we support Käärijä? He seemed so depressed after the results and honestly I just want to hug him and tell him that he's euro's beloved best boy, and that everyone is very very proud of him.
I don't have Twitter or insta, and my country doesn't have Spotify, so I was wondering if there were any other ways to show my support to him? Like some kind of fan mail or maybe even a donation?
P.S I've already rewatched his mv and performances on youtube like 20 times today, but I really want to do more to show my appreciation🥺