me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

seen from Uzbekistan
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seen from Malaysia

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way
people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!
what is this timeline
AND THE TROPHY GOES TO:
Lumax, Jopper and—
*checks cards*
... *checks again*
Stonathan?
fanfic writers: looks like it’s up to us
fanfic readers: it always is
so.. the love triangle ends with stonathan and ronance 😭???
giving us everything but byler