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shark vs the universe
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trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@emma-regina4ever
Kindly leave your weapons at the door. • Buy this artwork on apparel, stickers, home decor, and more.
I was listening to @xenawarriorpodcast and felt compelled to create a design for Cyrene’s Tavern, the Xena/Cheers spinoff that I would totally watch! Thanks for the great podcast ladies! :D
Helping girls learn all over the world.
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Let’s get this hell year over with.
Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes
This is Smokey’s worst nightmare
Dark Smokey show me the forest fires
Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.
Look.
Look at the lack of tit cups.
Bonus:
argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story.
“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”
phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’.
after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’
#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)
a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!
also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”
no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.
Emma: Hey, Gina…
Regina *waking up*: What…What happened?
Emma: Do you like me?
Regina: It’s four o’clock in the morning! I MARRIED YOU!
Emma: Yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, as a wife? Unclear!
”..because of the savior thing. Funny how in the end, you actually turned out to be mom’s savior. Her princess on a white horse.“
"Actually a yellow deathtrap, dear.”
“Regina.”
After watching last night’s episode of Supergirl one thing just doesn’t sit right with me. Kara telling Lena she’s got a sister in her? Hello? All I can see is the scene from “Rent”. Maureen Johnson “Hey Mister, she’s my sister” “Sisters?” Maureen Johnson “ We’re close”. Anyone else?
I need a lot of help. Please reblog if you have the time. If you don’t it’s okay.
So a while ago I lost(?) someone very dear to me named Tori Garcia (I won’t say her full name here). She lived in Pensacola, Florida (maybe Louisiana?). She loved Wicked and Broadway in general. Great with drawings. Smile that shines like the sun and a killer personality.
Last I knew about her was that she wasn’t doing good in the health department, but I would like to think she just didn’t want to talk to me anymore.
Please….if anyone knows about her….could you please at least let me know if she is okay? Or …. I just…I want to be selfish and ask for closure.
This is her…. Thank you for giving me your time….
They both play for the Clarkson Cup winning Canadiennes de Montreal (saw them play a couple of times last year). Congrats to them both!
A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
hahahahhaaha
my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?
I love this
Love is friendship that has caught fire
this changed me as a person
I’m in tears!
I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy
my soul: saved
One of my favourites
the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me
EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.
“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”
Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”
That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.
They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
yup sounds aboout right
