I Want Every Other Freckle

hey girl, my name is Anne & I’ve got a crush on you

[hellodarjeeling]

no dating we jump straight into the touching of two minds which the old poets of Vulcan proclaim as superior even to the wild physical love of pon farr

[chainsawpunk]

Domenichino, The Maiden and the Unicorn, 1602 // Anton Robert Leinweber, Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman, 1912

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[rabbitscreams]

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[hellodarjeeling]

me: *thinks about finally coming out to parents*

parents: *says something homo/biphobic*

me: welp

[hellodarjeeling]

Ten years later and I’m married to my wonderful wife, whom my parents have met and were so overjoyed at our wedding. It’s honestly worth it, y’all.

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[exhausted-undead]

first poto post in a while! this is a study of leyendecker's Arrow Collars piece because I think his art is delicious

[great-and-small]

Conk-la-reeeeee amiright

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[rholsof-film]

Eleonora Abbagnato, Former Étoile at the Paris Opera Ballet, retired in 2021.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pmamtraveller]

9th century female torso

[dozydawn]

rainbow moonstone

[keenbugg]

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968