Emma

[luisonte]

Pa mi...

[simon-newman]

Pure seagull energy

[former-portland-mando]

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

Actually, I think girls in middle school and high school should still feel comfortable having fuzzy pillows and lava lamps and glitter pens and sequin tops and a colorful wardrobe and whatever else they think is pretty or cool. Maybe we shouldn’t, like, try to beat the personality and life out of the youngsters, neither should we expect them to act like anything other than their actual age.

[autisticslp]

People wonder why kids are so obsessed with video games when I see grown adults telling *elementary schoolers* that they’re too old to play with dolls or play food or train sets, or that they’re being “ridiculous” for pretending to be animals or Frozen characters. I’ve met so many kids who are completely ashamed that they want to play with my toys when I offer because it’s for “babies” despite desperately wanting to.

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

Also as soon as you hit 22 you will be running straight back to the fuzzy pillows, lava lamps and glitter pens there's just this bizarre spot where you're a teenager when society says you shouldn't do those things

Most people my age have at least one stuffed animal in their bed, trust me you don't actually need to let that shit go

[headspace-hotel]

*waves this C.S. Lewis quote*

[infinity-witch]

Blacks and Greens fighting like they in the hood

[baelor-the-based]

Stay winning, boys.

[rottentiger-art]

THIS EPISODE MADE ME SO HAPPY LIKE OMG, BEACH SEX, VALYRIAN WEDDING + DONT BURY YOUR GAYS, LET THEM RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND START A NEW HAPPY LIFE IF GOD HATES TEAM BLACK WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING

I literally dont care about anything else, except maybe, fuck the greens

[prince-aegon-targaryen]

He was winning for a bit tho

[rosehathaways-sidepiece]

shoutout to Leo Ashton also--that dragon claiming scene was dope and he did a great job with it

[dragonseeds]

i love laenor being like, so i have a plan it is unhinged it is wild it is dangerous it is desperate it is sexy it is dramatic it is literally a suicide mission and we all know there’s only one of us out here who’s fucking batshit enough to try and i respect that and wont hear one word against him thank u now let’s talk about the timing of my Entrance—

[ladygreene13]

Laenor Velaryon being a relatable king. I too would yell

WOOOOOOOOO DRACARYYYYSSSS!!!!!!

Every time I rode a dragon.

[myridia-deactivated20260531]

No because imagine being in an intense battle where your buddies are getting flung around or burned to death by a dragon and suddenly hearing the guy riding it shouting "WHOO!" like i'd just LET myself be burned alive at that point

[countsnapula]

me: *disgusted by Cersei and Jaime* 

also me: “Daemon and Rhaenyra are my parents and I would die for them.” 

[ema-s0m01]

me: omg such cute puppies

the puppies in question:

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they’re literally harmonizing. they’re right fucking there. they’re in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! ‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!’ no fucking kidding he won’t stevie he’s literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[doritoprincess]

This live performance feels like I’m watching my parents fighting in the kitchen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4

[hamletthedane]

[themanilafolders]

Yes, Bears Are Friend Shaped

Park rangers are well aware of this fact; but they are not safe for humans to approach and should be avoided if possible.

Only cryptids can approach bears safely.

[rylandsgrace]

Thank you (x)

[broosepayne]

Battinson meeting Superman, because if anyone needs a sunshine alien it’s him.

—

Bruce, in full Batman mode, tracks Superman down and eventually finds him on a rooftop in Metropolis. He grapples up, perches himself on an A/C unit, and stares.

Clark, new to the Superman thing, just trying to enjoy a burger and fries after helping with a house fire: Um. Hi?

Bruce:

Clark: I’ve noticed you following me? You’re from Gotham. The Batman.

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Clark’s food*

Clark: Yeah. It’s a cheeseburger and curly fries. Did you want some or…? Do you need help? Seems like you maybe need some help.

Bruce: *shines the light in Clark’s eyes*

Clark: Do you want to, um, talk or something?

Bruce: what are you

Clark: I’m Superman! :)

Bruce: alien?

Clark: How did you—

Bruce: I am a bat.

Clark: O-kay. So do you want to be friends or…?

Bruce:…

Clark: :)

Bruce: *launches himself off the side of the building*

—

Alfred: Good morning Bruce, how was patrol?

Bruce, rewatching the conversation with Clark on his computer: i think i made a friend today Alfred

[valtsv]

"how do you know your friends don't secretly hate you/find you annoying" baby i've said things in discord servers that would make any other human being get a restraining order and move countries to never encounter my presence on this earth again, and they haven't even blocked me

[valtsv]

if my friends hated my guts they simply would not keysmash in response to some of the worst sentences ever put together by the human mind