why can't we dance on moonbeams?

serial enabler of creation. nuance enjoyer. "that's an information problem." long live physical media. indecisive about a great many things. guy of a thousand tiny deaths. parfois c'est en français ici. community will save us. comment on fanfiction. kill the part of you that cringes. make bad art (many acceptable definitions). love things vocally and unabashedly. feel the rain on your skin. (you don't have to do any of that but I recommend and even encourage all of it) call me sheep - 29 - whatever gotdamn pronouns you wanna use - white - bi - nb butch - happily married - canada if you need anything tagged, please don't hesitate to let me know. if you wanna see some things I've made (writing, drawings, covers) check out #a sheep made this, but please be aware of time stamps if you scroll (i.e. some of that is really old and not so much me anymore. but it was once me and I think that's important)

[release-the-sheep]

honeymoon was good

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[echo-s-land]

Au vu des nouveaux évènements dans ce pays

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[release-the-sheep]

Happy (belated) birthday, Sheep!

I love this line from Just Go Ahead Now so much, I drew something about it.

Here’s hoping your next year is your best one yet ❤️🥳

OH SHIT OH FUCK THIS IS FROM 12 HOURS AGO BUT I JUST SAW IT AAAAAAAHH I LOVE IT THANK YOUUUU

[dicklessthewonderclown]

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

[groovysarity]

[a-book-of-creatures]

If you don’t use them at least once a day then what’s the point?

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[importantcatpics]

[justalurkr]

rahr

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[beausbugbiome]

“When Insects Rule the World” series by Bill Mayer

[beausbugbiome]

Found some additional paintings from the same series! You can purchase prints from Bill Mayers website.

[therottingbones-sys]

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lmtyl]

[moniquill]

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