Bruceman

Batman slept with your dad

[broosepayne]

Holy Shitpost, Batman!

18+ Interview with the Vampire blog @iwtvpayne please don’t interact with that blog unless you’re 18 or older!

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-I’m sorry if I don’t get to your ask.

-I post Batman/Batfamily. This blog is mostly clownery and shitposts.

-I love horror and horror movies. If you don’t like that, I tag my posts “horror” so you can filter them out.

About me: I am an adult. I really like Batman. She/her.

-Be nice. If you’re rude I’ll just quietly block you.

-Asks/messages are welcome. No sexual stuff at all ever.

-Is there something (reasonable) you would like me to tag? Just ask!

-Don’t be a fucking insufferable nerd in my notes.

-Please do not tag my posts with bat.cest or ships involving an adult and a minor.

Most of my original posts are tagged “broose stop.”

Have a good one!

[broosepayne]

If I were a Gotham Villain I would be Sunscreen Woman and I would fly around with my special goggles that can spot people at the beach/park who aren’t wearing sunscreen and blast them with some SPF 800,000 with my patented Sunscreen Cannon

And if Batman tried to stop me I would blast his ass to another galaxy fuck you Bruce

Anyway here’s a link to some affordable sunscreens (U.S.)

Sunscreen for people with brown/black skin tones

Why you should wear sunscreen no matter what your skin color is

The “sunscreen gap”

What happens to your skin when you get sunburnt

[broosepayne]

Are you going to the beach? PSA about swimming in the ocean!

Approximately 100 people per year in the US die due to getting caught in rip currents (riptides). A rip current is when the forces between waves create a flow that will pull you out to sea:

If you are not a strong swimmer, do not swim in the ocean.

If you get caught in a stream that is pulling you out to the ocean, go with the flow. Do not fight against it and exhaust yourself; you will drown. Do not try to swim against it. It seems scary but you have to just let it pull you out. You will know when the rip current lets up and you can swim out of it. More info here.

If you are not a strong swimmer, do not swim in the ocean.

Here's what they look like at the beach:

If you are not a strong swimmer, do not swim in the ocean.

Here's a video about how to survive a riptide:

Please be safe at the beach and check with your lifeguards if you have any questions or concerns. Always check and obey the warning beach flags. If you are not a strong swimmer, do not swim in the ocean.

And if you're in doubt, don't go out!

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[noodles-and-tea]

I like when Robin is shaped like a little bell

[valarhalla]

My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."

[frothing-at-the-mouth]

Did an art style study and imitation of my friend @spiritinquestion 's art style, and drew Bart in their style. : >

(ID: Two drawings of Bart Allen, one is a half body drawing of Bart in his civilian clothing, holding his dog Dox in his arms, the other drawing is an excited chibi drawing of Bart in his Impulse hero outfit, he grins with his arms raised -ID End)

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[itgirlinternet]

Christian Dior, fall-winter 1949 haute couture

[fantastic-nonsense]

we are soooooooo back, folks

[but-a-humble-goon]

It's really easy to forget that Cass enjoys being Batgirl. Obviously she's a very tortured character and her stories almost always end in tragedy, but this is still fun for her. She likes the adventure and the thrills. She likes soaring across rooftops. She likes owning badguys. She likes saving people. If anything that's one of the things that most alienates her from the people around her. Barbara is constantly trying to get her to understand that there's a life for her outside of Batgirl where she can finally be happy, what she doesn't get is that for Cass, her life as Batgirl is what happiness looks like.

[sophsun1]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[duplexbiscuit]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog