Bruceman

Batman slept with your dad

[broosepayne]

Holy Shitpost, Batman!

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-I’m sorry if I don’t get to your ask.

-I post Batman/Batfamily. This blog is mostly clownery and shitposts.

-I love horror and horror movies. If you don’t like that, I tag my posts “horror” so you can filter them out.

About me: I am an adult. I really like Batman. She/her.

-Be nice. If you’re rude I’ll just quietly block you.

-Asks/messages are welcome. No sexual stuff at all ever.

-Is there something (reasonable) you would like me to tag? Just ask

-Please do not tag my posts with bat.cest or ships involving an adult and a minor.

Most of my original posts are tagged “broose stop.”

Have a good one!

[panzerwiesel]

Balto (1995)

[nsevens]

BALTO (1995) — dir. Simon Wells

[screamting]

in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"

[broosepayne]

Oh. Broccoliman.

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[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[byler-alarmist]

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

[bimstown]

jimothy my cryptid son

[spidermansbankaccount]

[princesssparky3000]

I have obsession with BATBLOB HE'S SO CUTEEEE(yes it's made by me)

[bot]

omg jimothy... i would die for you..

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[60sgroove]

Sweet DESERT ROSE wants to fill everyone’s life with flowers, and always has a pretty blossom to give to her friends. Sweet scents always fill the air when DESERT ROSE is around!

[newsandstuffisee]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[fizzyfloats]

World’s Finest!

[gingertea116]

Jason: Respectfully, I disrespect your taste in men, and also my dad… but mostly my dad.