A Collection Of Lovepoint Parks Service Reports

Tips for dealing with cryptids and reports of cryptids in the Lovepoint Parks system

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Yes, We Did Rank Our Favorite Chemicals By Taste

What of it?

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While Most Chemicals Can Objectively Be Pretty Bad

Park rangers have composed a list of our favorite chemicals and shall be displaying it next to the entry way of the rangers shack.

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To Those Who Are With Us In The Corn Maze

Do not loose hope, there is an end to this somewhere, and even though we are having trouble finding it now, we will get there in the end.

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To Anyone Currently Lost In The Corn Maze Labyrinth

Please throw your glow sticks in the air so we can find you, it’s very big and we’re a little lost ourselves.

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To The People Dressing The Wild Jackalopes In Tiny Costumes

10/10, absolutely amazing

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Please Stop Labeling The Looking Telescopes At The Top Of The Hiking Trails As “Viewing Scopes For You Orbs”

Park rangers would almost rather people leaving uncomfortable jack-o’-lanterns.

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Putting The Jack-o’-lanterns In Unsettling And Hard To Reach Locations Is Also Unappreciated

Park Ranger Ferris is already scared to go on night patrols and this is not helping.

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Park Rangers Aren’t Sure How Many Jack-o’-lanterns Are Actually Needed As Park Decorations

But we’re pretty sure that we have enough, thank you. Please stop adding jack-o’-lanterns to the park decorations when we aren’t looking, it’s beginning to get unsettling.

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You Know What

Park rangers are taking active measures to contain the mothmen in the middle of their prank war.

We’ve decided to shrink them to a quarter of their height; this can’t possibly have any consequences whatsoever.

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Just Because Most Cryptids Are Friendly Doesn’t Mean All Wild Life Wants To Be Friends

Please be sure to maintain a safe and respectful distance from wildlife while in the Lovepoint park system, and stop trying to pet the bears.

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Please Stop Replacing Objects In The Rangers Station And Trying To Convince Us That They’ve Always Been There

Park Rangers are fairly certain that the front desk of the Ranger Shack was normally sized this morning, and not a miniature version, and would like the desk back at your earliest convenience.

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You Can Just Ask For Extra Ice Cream On Hot Days

You don’t have to wear an increasingly elaborate costume each time you come up to a park ranger to ask for free ice cream. We’re just worried that you’re going to catch heat exhaustion under all those cloaks.

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Yes, You Look Very Dramatic Standing In The Rain

But please get inside before you catch a cold.

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Park Rangers Are Aware That Putting A Mothman And A Jersey Devil In A Get Along Sweater Is A Temporary Solution

It’s not supposed to restrain either cryptid for long, it’s just supposed to function as a get along snack for when the cryptids roughhouse too much.

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Yes, We Know We Could Save Money On Our Budget By Buying Fewer Buckets

But we keep forgetting about the ones we have in a stack in the corner of the rangers shack and then buying a new one after thinking we ran out.

Plus, they come in handy for storing water balloons for the Junior Rangers water balloon fights.

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The Park Rangers Have Constructed A Bucket List

As several park goers have been asking the park rangers what their bucket list consisted of over the past few days, park rangers have decided to make an official bucket list for the rangers station.

In order

The mop bucket

A plastic bucket left abandoned at Lovepoint Lake

A 5 gallon bucket that is used to carry various items when rangers are on patrol

The dented metal bucket that is older than half the park rangers

A wooden bucket that Park Ranger Ferris made during craft night

The fish transportation bucket

The stack of buckets of various sizes that everyone forgets about and almost never uses

The bucket that is slightly haunted

Steve’s emotional support bucket

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Technically You Don’t Have To Have An Aesthetic To Be A Wizard

According to the field guide it’s just a highly encouraged part of magic specialization.

The pointy hat is mandatory though, sorry.