i'm becoming my own salvation

@emmettmcw79: this shit gets old

[emmcw-blog]

Pulled a Jesus. I died and came back to life.

[alice-still-no-mercy-blog]

Fair enough. What can I say? You keep me entertained.

[emmcw-blog]

You should come over. Just to be sure you don’t forget how entertaining I am.

[casshollands]

“Shit. Out of rum already. I could have sworn I just bought some the other day”.

[emmcw-blog]

That’s why you’re always supposed to have a bottle and a spare.

[gothicxmemes]

Therapy // All time low

[bendgi-blog]

I’m living for it. Now impersonate Hoodie Allen for me.

[emmcw-blog]

I can’t give it all up at once. Maybe I’ll break out into “No Interruption” at your party.

[wordsnquotes]

More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Chuck Palahniuk, Asfixia (via wordsnquotes)

[old--lumina]

[cruciatuz]

oh no! // marina and the diamonds

[bendgi-blog]

Are you singing Sam Smith to me right now, Em?

[emmcw-blog]

Are you into it?

[heathmcrtin-blog]

i feel that. i mean, the kids are great, but my parents can be a real drag.

[emmcw-blog]

I’m pretty sure parents are biologically programmed to be that way.

[graysonhandlers]

Sorry about that, man. At least I didn’t suggest like, drunk strip poker.

[emmcw-blog]

Wow, thanks, how generous of you. You’re a real humanitarian, Grayson.

[mileer-blog1]

          “that’s an understatement.”

[emmcw-blog]

at least i’m not a total fuckboy.

[alice-still-no-mercy-blog]

And how well have those ideas worked for you the last few times, Emmett?

[emmcw-blog]

I’m not sure but you haven’t been complaining so far. 

[matchacowgirl]

Lana Del Rey - Flipside

[bendgi-blog]

You and I both if I stick with you, obviously.

[emmcw-blog]

Won’t you staaaaaaay with me, cause you’re all I neeeeeeed.

[bendgi-blog]

The end of the world? And when do you suppose that will be?

[emmcw-blog]

I don’t know but I’ll be fucking ready for it.

[cravefoodie]

This vodka tastes like I’ll be texting you later.

(via partyteacher)