#simonaustarter

[mileer-blog1]

          “all i want for halloween is to watch someone try to cheerlead in a “cheerleader” costume.”

[danielleowens]

    “it still counts as a costume if you just grabbed a bunch of things from your closet, right? i really don’t have time for anything else.”

[scarlettcolemean-blog]

     “in case you didn’t already know, halloween is definitely my favorite holiday.”

[alaskgrace]

     “why is it that around halloween time i start to think my house is haunted? because i swear i heard a ghost downstairs last night.”

[jacedgi-blog]

"I’m not even going to wear anything to this costume party. I’m going as a nudist. That’s my costume.”

[bendgi-blog]

“I bought three costumes just in case I change my mind and I think I’ve finally convinced myself to be Luke Skywalker for Halloween. What do you think?”

[emmcw-blog]

Pulled a Jesus. I died and came back to life.

[bendgi-blog]

“all I wanted to do was rent a couple movies, why did the machine have to break on me? can’t a guy rent inside out and vacation without being completely fucked over by technology? jesus.”