*Sunday Bulletin - July 1st.
Shipments:
The following supplies have arrived at Well,
Staples (including meat products, aside from hamburger meat.)
Pepper Pot Pete’s Firecrackers.
Surplus barbecue grills. (note, these may not last very long. Sturdiness is not guaranteed.)
Overstock of marshmallows.
Crate of miniaturized American flags.
Crate of vintage fabric (straight from Suits’ collection), exclusive to BLU.
The following are what is missing from this week’s shipment,
Alcohol, and nicotine products for RED exclusively. Enjoy your sober holiday based on your continued failure. Any attempts at thieving alcohol from RED Shed’s establishment will result in penalties.
Remember, there’s a whole week between now and replenishing soaps, food, cleaning agents, etc - so make it count!
This Week’s Weather Forecast:
• Sunday - Breezy, Sunny 11 mph, 99° / 72°
• Monday - Breezy, Sunny 8 mph, 98° / 71°
• Tuesday - Calm, Sunny 11 mph, 96° / 70°
• Wednesday - Breezy, partly cloudy, 12 mph, 92° / 68°
• Thursday - Windy, T-storms, 10 mph, 89° / 65°
• Friday - Breezy, T-storms , 10 mph, 92° / 71°
• Saturday - Breezy, T-storms , 10 mph, 93° /74°
Storm Watch:
Thunderstorms are due to hit Thursday and continue on until the weekend. Monsoon season is beginning. Saturday possible repeat of heat lightning at an 75% possibility. The entire week it shall remain cloudy and humid. Chance of rainfall on the 4th is improbable.
This week is the 4th of July! Celebrate your country (even if you are not from this country, you damned well live here now) with complimentary fireworks — ranging from sparklers to the heavy duty blow your hand off sort ! We find it is an important morale booster and American pastime that everyone can participate in and enjoy. We ask you please refrain from tossing M80s at the opposition on ceasefire, but there will be no penalties upon any consequential accidents this holiday. Respawn will remain at terminal, however, so keep that in mind. Have fun!
Storm warning! Monsoons due to hit Los Lugar mid-week, be certain to lock up your (surviving) livestock.
As the second most thriving country, and leader in smugness polls, celebrate your 4th of July weekend extra loud! There will be a festival held in Los Lugar’s thriving market district — everything red, white, and blue double price! But you’re very well willing to pay double for YOUR country, right? Good. That’s how we sort out the commies. In the evening, be treated to a massive fireworks display in honor of our founding fathers, and their invention of the stairs. Los Lugar high’s marching band will put on a show and ode to the wonderful, innovative pioneers of our country.
Reports from Teufort have indicated Mannco. is economically plummeting into the ground. We can only hope this rumor to be true, with less funds there’s less means to run an ‘establishment’ in our town. We hope to unearth more details soon.
In other news, the young man taken into custody proceeding last week’s football game crashing, has been reported as not being a student of Los Lugar Highschool. He’s currently being held for further questioning based on his lack of cooperation to provide substantial information outside of, “This is bull—— get me the —— out of here, TFI can suck my ——.”
