I'm doin stuff, Lori. Thaaaangs.

Cat blog. Sometimes other things, but mostly cat blog.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Express, Lock Haven, Pennsylvania, January 25, 1951

[valencing]

new year’s resolutions for my cat

eat right: more food from food dish, less lint from floor

get more exercise: jump for enriching dangle toy, not hide under bed till scary feathers go away

treat others with kindness: if awake before 7 am, no run at bed for flying leap to head of human even once, let alone over and over until human get up

stay positive: food coming soon. no need for scream

develop independent life skills: try eat food maybe once or twice without insist human sit on floor nearby for moral support. just try!

practice self-care: get on lap when human have full cup of coffee and about to watch the crown, not five minute before human leave for work

learn meteorology: if too cold for human to open window sixty second ago, it still too cold now. also cold outside bedroom window, bathroom window, living room window. all windows the same

[durnesque-esque]

[jumex]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Fjjsjdjkdkgkekdjjdjdj

[scornpios]

This would 100% happen to me

[meanplastic]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[redditfront]

Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like - via http://ift.tt/23z6vND

[gaslampsglow]

What a masterpiece of a photo.

[poonany]

He looks like he knows everything

[young-replica]

[instant-oatmeal]

Right in front of our salad? 

[chubby-bunnies]

[wexler]

Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher at home, circa 1960.

[cartoonnetworkhistory]

cartoon network commercial from the late 90s

[lillithblackwell]

Practical Magic

Aunt Frances & Jet (Stockard Channing & Dianne Wiest)

[brobi-wan-kenobae]

[qoa]

[p1xer]

Gang is BACK!YEAAA

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[helenabeating]

I’m laughing and crying in my bed AGAIN

[stingywithmycootiecat]

This shit will always be funny 😩😂😂

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

i’m begging you nicely

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

Every fire sign ever

[sinfultragedy]