[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[acerebral]

this genuinely pissed me off

[xanaxfarts]

近藍蓋小菇 Mycena Subcyanocephala fungi translates to the "blue-head" and measures at only a single millimeter.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

[acerebral]

they’re unreal

[acerebral]

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[teathattast]

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[oakenroots]

[acerebral]

Look at my teacher Dawgggggg I'm goin to summer school😫🤯🤣

[huffylemon]

[dreams-in-daylight]

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.