&. JEALOUSY SENTENCE STARTERS.
â ŇĘá´á´ á´Ęá´ á´á´á´Ęá´á´s á´á´Ęsá´É´ ;
âiâm not stupid. who was s/he?â
âthey keep looking at youâŚâ
âiâm not jealous. fuck off.â
âwhy donât you ask him/her instead?â
âi can see that s/he is into you.â
âstop flirting with him/her.â
âi donât know what youâre talking about.â
âiâm literally right here, babe.â
âyou smile like that because you know youâll get attention.â
âi didnât come here to watch you flirt with other people.â
âwhat the fuck is wrong with you?â
âso iâm not allowed to be upset that s/he were hanging all over you?â
âi donât fucking care. youâre supposed to be mine.â
âtell them to stop touching you.â
âi saw the way you looked at him/her.â
âwell when you say it like that, it does sound crazy.â
âi have nothing to be jealous of.â
âyou were staring at his/her ass.â
â ŇĘá´á´ á´Ęá´ É´á´á´ - á´á´á´Ęá´á´s á´á´Ęsá´É´ ;
âdo you not trust me?â
âiâm not flirting with anyone.â
âdonât do this here. youâre making a scene.â
âi didnât even notice s/he was there!â
âyouâre making a big deal out of nothing.â
âs/heâs just a friend.â
âno one is flirting with anyone.â
âyouâre overreacting.â
âplease tell me that youâre not serious.â
âyouâre not even making any sense.â
âiâm yours. you know iâm yours.â
âwhat? i wasnât looking anywhere!â
âthatâs just the way i talk, actually.â
âi only have eyes for you.â
âbe logical for once, oh my god.â
âyou know iâm not doing it on purpose.â
âyouâre adorable when youâre jealous.â