What's This Thing Do??

Hey I'm Emmy I'm hella multifandom and ship just about everything there's just a clusterfuck of everything on here They/them please My snapchat is emilygeer97 and my Kik is emynerd (as you can see I'm crazy creative with my user names ;P)

[vithcy]

Hi, yeah, sorry to bother you but I saw you feel the same as me about my favorite character. Yeah because of the tags on that post. Yeah, I think we should be friends. Maybe move together even if you're down.

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[blackpyrefly]

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

[blackpyrefly]

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

[foxgirlmoth]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[thatadhdfeel]

the other day i went “ugh why am i so hyper” then i went blank for a sec and was like. wait i literally have The Hyper Disorder. like did i forget or

[thatadhdfeel]

sorry i forgot

[greensweaterbi]

shane i love you

[leg-stealing-bee]

I'll draw more butter for y'all today

[leg-stealing-bee]

have some butter

[sabrestupid]

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[wonderlab]

[moth-yknowtheartist]

@marine-beats

HELPME

[krasnyel]

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

[lovergf]

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

[undeadhousewife]

[lolwtfmemes]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[rox-and-prose]

Happy ten years of Spider Georg

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

[rosengeist]

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

[yugiohbam]

[torn-by-dreams]

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

[michaelpyromaniacal]

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

[brightlotusmoon]

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

[metukika]

clarification

[evbobev-deactivated20221106]

[wizard0rb]

rehehehehe

[funnytwittertweets]

[txttletale]

deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game

[txttletale]

like not that people don't treat service employees like human garbage the world over but i feel like america is truly unique in the perverted obsession with forcing them to act super fucking jazzed about it

[txttletale]

americans will be like if i don't think the cashier at this walgreens is deriving spiritual moral and sexual pleasure from doing this job ill firebomb the fuckign building