My Fics
I’ve written over 2 million words in this fandom. It still amazes me that I have that much to say about these two. Thought it was a good time to do one of these again, so here (in no particular order) are things I’ve written:
Complete:
Mob Boss Steve Rogers (sort of, but not really): Bad guys take Tony. This doesn’t make Steve happy.
Ripple Effect: After the events of Infinity War, Steve is sent back in time on a desperate mission to find the Tesseract. Instead, he meets up with 21-year old Tony, still reeling from his parents' deaths. Who, naturally, tries to climb Steve like a tree. Somehow, this fixes everything.
How to Date a Superhero Without Even Trying: Based on a prompt from a Tumblr Anon, it's 2am and Tony drunk dials his ex. He gets Captain America instead.
The Other: This is a request from anon for a Caveman AU! It is A/B/O with Omega Tony and Alpha Steve. Tony was found by the Clan as a child and raised with them, then he meets someone like him.
Wandering Stars: Dealing with palladium poisoning, Tony takes off for space instead of Monaco. When things go really wrong, he is rescued by a strange alien who offers him a very unique proposition to save him.
Love in the Time of Corona: Based on a Twitter post, Tony is sheltering in place at Rhodey's during the Coronavirus outbreak and spots a super hot guy workong out on a rooftop in Brooklyn. He builds a drone to meet him the social-distancing way.
A Circle Around the Sun: Vampire Tony meets a very young Steve, and this encounter irrevocably changes the courses of both of their lives
Room Six: Wherein, Steve's love of Tony's ass prevents Civil War and saves the universe from the Snap. Seriously.
Prison AU: Steve and Tony are cellmates
Post-AoU Established relationship Make-up Sex: what it says on the tin but against the wall
Gift With Purchase: “Just…” and Tony could practically hear Pepper attempting to rub the tension out of her temples. “Just so we are clear,” Pepper began, trying to sound business-like, as if this were just any other phone call about stocks or production or whatever it was Pepper was usually blathering on about, “At the gala event for the Wounded Warriors Foundation, of which Stark Industries is a major donor, you met one Steven G. Rogers, Captain, U.S. Army Special Forces, one of the most decorated soldiers in all the armed forces, one of the handful of living Medal of Honor recipients, the man People Magazine dubbed “Captain America” in their front page story about his battlefield heroics that saved multiple lives, which went on to detail how his spare time is devoted to, and I’m quoting here, “providing art therapy to troubled and disadvantaged youth from the Brooklyn, New York area where Capt. Rogers grew up,” and you mistook him for a high-priced hooker and then proceeded to proposition him.” Tony paused, breathing in deeply. “Well, when you say it like that, it just sounds bad.”
Gift With Purchase Remix: Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker. But for a Really Sympathetic Reason. Bonus Chapter for this fic! And a bonus bonus chapter with mirror sex
A Higher Form of War: Tony is a King with a surprising number of people out to kill him. Steve and the rest of the Avengers are fighting for Pierce's rebellion and end up with Tony as their prisoner. Oops.Basically one of those bodice-ripping romance novels I don't read (ahem) but with far more gay. Coda for the fic Part I and Part II
De-Serumed Steve and Protective Tony: They are captured and the serum stops working.
Hooker Tony (sort of) and Identity Porn: Steve mistakes Tony for a hooker
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Oblivion: “Mr….Mr. Stark?” the man asked, shaking his head as if to clear it, grip convulsing spasmodically on Tony’s hand.“That’s me,” Tony responded gruffly. Of course the man recognized him. His face had been everywhere before the whole Iron Man thing and now…well, now…so yeah, totally understandable. Guy was probably thinking of his lawyer’s speed dial number. “Look, ambulance is on its way, okay, so just sit tight. You’re going to be fine.” “I—I think I missed my date,” the blond man said. And promptly passed out. Or, how Tony accidentally kidnapped Captain America and then wanted to keep him.
Interlude between A Funny Thing and Shattered
Shattered: Tony watches the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier unfold. (a sort of follow up to “A Funny Thing...” but can be read alone)
Tidal Pull: After the American Civil War, Union soldier Steve Rogers takes a chance on an opportunity to sail with the Stark Trading Company down in the Caribbean. During a terrible storm, his ship is lost. To his surprise, he survives, and ends up stranded on an island that isn't quite as deserted as he first thinks. Or, a reverse Little Mermaid tale where Steve has to fall for the fish-man.
Hurt Steve + Stuck in a Cabin: Quinjet goes down, so Steve finds a cabin and takes care of Tony
Tony’s POV for Hurt Steve + Stuck in a Cabin: Tony is pretty upset about Steve’s actions and injuries and figures out why that is
Poster Child: Tony likes the new poster of Captain America. A LOT.
Poster Child Redux (Steve’s POV): Tony likes the new Captain America poster. A LOT.Steve likes Tony. A LOT.These two boys need to stop thinking about it and get together.
Pin-Ups for Christmas: Steve and Tony pose in adorable (and hot) Christmas pajamas
Falling Into You: Tony and Steve end up as fuck buddies after the events of The Winter Soldier until Steve calls it off. When Loki's spell wipes all of Steve's memories since the last time Loki was in town, Tony decides it will be so much easier to just not tell Steve they had something of a relationship. Spoiler: It isn't. Or, how Steve fell in love with Tony and forgot about it, and how Tony fell in love with Steve and realized it.
Catching Lightning in a Bottle: College student Tony meets janitor Steve at MIT and they fall blissfully in love, until Howard happens and things fall apart. One divorce paperwork snafu courtesy of the ever-helpful Jarvis, and ten years later, Tony has to get re-divorced from Steve. This does not go as he imagines.Or, the Sweet Home Alabama AU that no one--well, okay, a few of you--asked for.
Hiraeth: "Do you believe the universe fights for souls to be together?" Tony asked, trying to keep his voice steady and tell himself the answer wasn't everything.
Steve, the Surprise Bottom: Tony is surprised Steve wants to bottom. Steve very much wants to bottom.
This Is Not a Drill: “Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew. “Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. “You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math. “I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.“Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”“Oh,” Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.”
This Is Not a Drill: Honeymoon Edition: Steve's going into Heat, so they head for the island. Tony handles this just as well as you would expect.If you don't read the first one, this will make even less sense. Which is saying something.
Ficlet of Steve’s POV from This is Not a Drill
Better Angels: Chris Evans mentioned in an interview (jokingly, unfortunately) that there was a deleted scene from Civil War with him and RDJ showering together.Welp. Headcanon accepted.
Lesser Demons: Peggy leaves Steve something in her will. Sequel to Better Angels, but can be read alone.
In Dreams: Steve enters Tony's dreamscape to save him and finds a lot more than he ever expected. From the kink meme: Tony and Steve ending up in some dreamscape where they can see each other's fantasies as a distraction technique from some villain (I don't care which). Steve opens the door to Tony's dream and sees 3 Steves (I'm not picky which) topping Tony. Up to author how Steve reacts and if this is a established relationship or not.
What Happens in Vegas: “What the hell, Tony?” Rhodey demanded brusquely. Tony winced and drew the phone away from his ear. “You’ve got cops and Feds all over the hotel. I’m watching you perp walk out of the police station on repeat on CNN. They’re saying you tried to bribe Stern? Fox News has you selling weapons on the black market, and God that picture they’re using is the one from Bali in ’09. You look like shit. They wheeled Stern out and put him in an ambulance, by the way. Got some paparazzi swearing you decked the guy. Now they’ve got ‘copters following it like he’s OJ.”“Yeah, don’t worry, Sourpatch, I’ve got it covered. Uh, though, I should probably tell you that, purely in the interests of national security and the greater good, I kind of had to fake marry that stripper-gram you sent. Thanks for that, by the way,” Tony added quickly.
De-Aged Steve clings to Tony: Steve is temporarily turned into an infant and only wants Tony to hold him.
Celestial Navigation: 18 year old Omega!Tony finds himself Bonded to Captain Steve Rogers. He isn't happy about it until he is.
Various CN-ficlets: MIT Smut Interlude; Tony in Lingerie; More Tony in Lingerie, Steve in his uniform porn; CN ficlets from tumblr
Prima Nocta: Tony is a king who is love with Steve, who gets himself married to Pierce in the face of Tony having to make a political marriage. Tony demands the right of Prima Nocta.
Hooker Tony: Tony’s turning tricks and gets hired by Steve to pose as a nude model, which inevitably leads to more
Blind Date Identity Porn AU: Tony is in love with Captain America. Steve is in love with Iron Man. Nat sets Tony and Steve up on a date.
Indecent Proposal: One million dollars for one night. That could change your life.
Works in Progress:
Frequency AU: 12 year old Tony finds an old, broken radio in his dad’s locked safe and fixes it. He even gets a signal. And starts talking to a soldier named Steve. A continuation of this was won for Marvel Trumps Hate.
The Prize: Steve ends up as a concubine in the royal harem.
Orbital Mechanics: Freshly out of the ice, Captain Steve Rogers definitely does not want to Bond with anyone. Until he does. (Steve’s POV for Celestial Navigation)
