Adventures of Emmy the Zoi

[emmythezoi]

When the never-ending grey weather finally gets you down so two of your sweethearts come to serenade you. XD

[emmythezoi]

Me: Oh, look at that heelwork epicness on tv, Emmy! Wouldn't that be a fun thing for us to do? Emmy: I can not even begin to accurately express how much that will never happen.

[emmythezoi]

God jul och Gott nytt år! When the weather is grey we just have to shine a little brighter. ^_^

[emmythezoi]

Forest spirits or escaped Muppets…? We may never know. ^_^

Wow… so it’s been a hot minute since we logged on hasn’t it?

[emmythezoi]

Emmy, licensed yoga instructor, here demonstrating downward facing dog.... with duck... . . #emmythezoi #borzoi #russianwolfhound #yoga https://www.instagram.com/p/BttK2BznKM8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pr19yhvdev9r

[emmythezoi]

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What in the world is going on here?

[emmythezoi]

Antique profile. Emmy watching Antiques Roadshow from Öland with me, looking for friends and relatives. . . #emmythezoi #borzoi #russianwolfhound #antiquesroadshow #öland https://www.instagram.com/p/BtT4atElIfh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gxwh57vx18e0

[emmythezoi]

Behold... a newly washed muppet. ❤ . . #emmythezoi #borzoi #russianwolfhound #dog #muppet https://www.instagram.com/p/BtLPyMZlRhJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bse7mh9ohfyj

[emmythezoi]

Someone might have gotten a few new toys for being good at the store (and because they hadn’t gotten their Star Wars merch in yet) 0:)

[emmythezoi]

Got an email saying one of Emmy’s posts was flagged... trot over to tumblr and klick the handydandy ‘flagged post viewer thingy’ in the menu... no flagged posts... As we thankfully (?) don’t have that many posts I scroll through just in case... find two flagged posts...

Honestly @staff​ are you guys alright?

Anyway, for those interested the appeal went through in like 2 seconds, this being the first offending one.. the other one, coincidentally also taken in the backseat, was this one. 

But on a lighter note: We finally dragged ourselves into the modern day and got ourselves an Instagram account, so if anyone wants to drop by and say hi you can find us @emmythezoi. Right now it’s even more empty than here, but we’ll work on it at some point. :D

[emmythezoi]

Old lady taking a bath in protest of annoying paparazzi.

[emmythezoi]

The tall one is having a boys' night and I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So instead of gaming upstairs with the lads, me and Emmy are snuggled up watching Netflix. ^_^

[falsehound]

kind of a weird looking reindeer you got there

[aquestionablemutt]

I love our rare street reindeers!

[luna--bc]

I know I posted this already but I wanna contribute too D:

[mango-vanilla-mochi]

Ours is very sleepy, I think it may be defective

[bobahund]

I love this reindeer sm!!!!!!!!

[emmythezoi]

I mean... she’s more of a moose most of the time, but hopefully she qualifies? ^_^

[emmythezoi]

Oh dear, I think she shrunk in the wash… >_<

Luckily the comfort-chair was prepared. The tiny ball of wet fur is now sleeping, dreaming sweetly of revenge. :3

[bobahund]

Bobas Christmas bath 2018 ended in him plotting our murders tbh

[emmythezoi]

I’m thinking it’s perhaps best for them not to meet until maybe midsummer... I worry what they might plot with this horrid injustice fresh in mind. XD

[emmythezoi]

Oh dear, I think she shrunk in the wash... >_<

Luckily the comfort-chair was prepared. The tiny ball of wet fur is now sleeping, dreaming sweetly of revenge. :3

[fjordfolk]

Problematic fave: borzois

*rubs hands*

is russian, so communist. socialist sympathizers at the very least.

appears to have discovered the secret to superconductivity and achieved frictionless motion in practice, but has not seen fit to share this information with us. in fact, does not share any information with us at all, although it’s clear from their posture and demeanour that they have all the answers.

taking up all of the nose space. does not leave enough nose left for other breeds. it started with the pugs and frenchies and bulldogs, but i’m sure you’ve noticed that as borzois gain popularity, rottie snouts keep shrinking. coincidence? i think not.

and while we’re on the subject: there is a real word in norwegian, ‘snyteskaft,’ to which the english equivalent would be something like “sneezing shaft” and I’d just like to put that out there.

[emmythezoi]

I’ll have you know that Emmy is the perfect example of a Borzoi, and... well, it’s all true honestly. 

I think you might be on to something about the snyteskaft too, because every cuddle should preferably be concluded by a sudden hurricane sneeze aimed at the cuddler’s face. It’s just good Borzoi-manners.

[emmythezoi]

@spartathesheltie I’m thinking your mischievous nisse needs a bumbling reindeer to ride into battle on.... eh... I mean a partner in mischief. 

Emmy is particularly skilled in swiping ham and gingerbreadcookies off of tables for an example... although there has never been any actual proof of such deeds of course.

[emmythezoi]

Happy first advent. Please appreciate the intense focus both Emmy and my phone decided to place on the frostcovered grass. -__-