The Backbone Of Playtime Co.

Eddie M. N. Ritterman

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RP blog for Eddie Ritterman from Poppy Playtime

Character is an ambulatory wheelchair user. Meaning that sometimes he uses a wheelchair, and sometimes he uses a cane for mobility.

Character is an evil bastard. He will act and speak like an evil bastard. This is not indicative of Mun’s views.

If you have a OOC question, I’d prefer that you DM me with it, rather than submit it as an ask.

Do not send me the same ask more than once. If I did not reply the first time, there’s a reason (this could be as simple as me not having inspiration for the topic).

Thirsty/suggestive asks are okay. Please do not spam them, or go into graphic detail. Again, if I do not answer, do not resend them.

Mun is 21+

Asks welcome :)

M!A’s are also welcome!

! Dark themes may be present on this blog !

(Art used is official or my own)

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Since you and Leith made a Theme Park, and you also helped make that Game Station, do you have any favourites games: Carnival Wise or Video Games if you ever dabble in video games?

“I was involved with logistics. Communicating with the construction agency, managing the budget, ensuring projects were completed to satisfaction, what have you— not deciding what the attractions were themselves. I have better things to do than play games. Like chasing mice, nya—

—What. That is not what I—!!”

( Nya! 1/14 )

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An anon leans into his personal space, his face reflecting in the sunglasses.

Eddie gets booped on the nose.

Reality ripples and the grey featurless trickster disapppears.

..Ritterman is now a cat.

+14

- ✨M!Anon✨

“This is… undoubtedly one of the stranger situations I have found myself in. But, you’ll have to try harder than that, if you want to phase me.”

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome. He quickly realises that his claws are most convenient little weapons.

( Nya! 0/14 )

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Hey Eddie, if you had to do anything different; Would you change anything you did like, I dunno never worked at PlayCo?

Then again, you wouldn't have met Leith, gotten involved with the experiments, had to deal with Harley.

Just a hypothetical, you ever think about it?

“Time is a delicate thing. To change one detail is, in actuality, to change an unknown quantity of events. Besides. I wouldn’t have the expertise I have now, without the experiences I’ve had. Dissatisfying memories are just that. Memories. It is the present that holds value.”

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BABY GRILL YOURE BACK HIIIII

“Yes, I suppose I am. Someone has to keep you all out of trouble, after all.”

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Would you rather kiss Leithh or Harley? (Very hard, or afterwards...go to bed and spend the night there

“Kissing, dating, marriage, sex… is there anything else that occupies your fragile little minds other than romance? I’ve already stated who my preference would be, if I was forced to choose— and I’m not a changeable man.”

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Damn girl you look slutty with those gloves!

He gives you a flat look.

“All the better to leave no fingerprints behind.”

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do you read hentai since youre into a lot of japanese stuff

"...Your leaps of logic are truly a sight to behold. They ought to make it an olympic sport."

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If you had three wishes, what shall you wish for?

“I’m assuming that the usual caveat applies, of not being allowed to ask for more wishes?

… To rid myself of my disease, while reversing the damage done to my body. The ability to manipulate minds, no distance constraints. And, to live another seventy to eighty years, in perfect health and mobility.”

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Who would you kiss, marry, kill?

Options: 1. Leith 2. Stella 3. Harley

“Of all the childish games…

…Kiss Ms. Greyber. Marry Leith. Murder Sawyer.”

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Are you married to your job or Leith?

“My job. Obviously.” He raises an eyebrow.

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Didn’t you oversee Warrenbach construction? Couldn’t you have gotten them to add ramps?

“… Budget constraints.“

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how do you manage to be this beautiful

His eyes widen the tiniest amount.

“Beautiful. … I… that’s a first. I’ve had compliments on my appearance before, but… beautiful? Hmm.”

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was there a orphan you actually felt bad for? Be honest. We know your not fully a monster

“They were numbers, not names, to me. I can hardly remember them.”

But he gives it some thought.

“The ones who were close to adoption, I suppose…? I’m aware that there were a few of those. Not ideal, but Dr. Sawyer insisted.”

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Who was a better boss, Elliot or Leith?

“Given that the company had vastly different… challenges between their two reigns, I feel it unfair to compare.”

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Was playtime co wheelchair accessible?

Eddie barks out a rare laugh.

“Wheelchair accessible? Have you seen the place— no, don’t answer that. Obviously not.”

A sigh.

“No. The antithesis of that.”

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Why do people keep asking about your love life? Can I ask if you prefer using a Cane or Wheelchair on most days??

“That entirely depends on how severe my pain is that day. Of course a wheelchair is the most comfortable, but it is also inconvenient; most infrastructure isn’t designed with users in mind.”