★ roman ★

19 ★ ftm ★ he/it ★ selfshipper with the funny bug guy

[emo-wheatley]

pinned post again

★ my name is roman, nicknames are ramen and romballs (or twinkleberry, as my mom calls me)

★ i’m 19, i try to put more suggestive posts on my 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 alt @emo-freakley

★ i’m ftm and use he/it pronouns, i’ve been on HRT since may 2025

★ i like to draw and i’m very obsessed with guzma, but that much is obvious; i also adore pokemon as a whole

★ i have a buncha tags js for my blog, you can find them added to this post. here’s my strawpage for some other info i mightve forgotten 🩷

emowheatley's strawpage

[emo-wheatley]

I would like to add that as someone who lives in Utah, the very brief mention of Mormons in the TADC final act, had the whole theater screaming and hollering because it was VERY unexpected.

[gooseworx]

Goose, what's your message to the fandom before ep 9 hits?

This one's a bit heavy, so be ready for that.

[emo-wheatley]

she was right and i wasn’t ready

not gonna spoil anything but i really, really sobbed my eyes out over the jax scene. not because i love jax, but because it was really relatable as someone with borderline personality disorder. the guilt and shame of doing bad things and being stuck thinking you’ll always be a terrible person and thinking you’ll never be forgiven or deserve to be forgiven was felt on a spiritual level and made me sob.

and also the whole thing was beautifully animated. nothing will be able to recreate being able to see this episode in theaters. the music being composed, the symbolism, everything was so stunning and beautifully executed. i was literally in awe.

thank you gooseworx for such an amazing series, your work is wonderful. i need more unaware children to watch something like little runmo like i did and end up having a nightmare about the meatball man like i did as a wee lad. curse of meatball man be upon yee

[soltheunusual]

Silent Salt as a Lover <3

Synopsis: How Silent Salt would be if you both are lovers! No pronouns are used in the fic :3

A/N: MY HUBBY.... I LOVE YOUUU kiss kiss kiss kiss MWAH i love him

Silent Salt... Who loves small quiet intimate moments with you. Things like doing hair care together or simply just laying together is like heaven for him.

Silent Salt... Who will ABSOLUTELY teach you how to ride a horse. He would love if you're into horses in any way shape or form, as long as you don't hate horses he's happy

Silent Salt... Who will plan movie marathons with you, except you just binge My Little Pony with him. He really likes Apple Jack because he respects the work ethic

Silent Salt... Who will softly pet your head and you rest your head against him if you're sleepy. Maybe if he's feeling extra cozy he will give you a soft kiss

Silent Salt... Who doesn't understand how the FREAK video games work but absolutely LOVES things like Mario Kart because its fun but also really simple. He tried learning Super Smash Bros but kept falling off the map and gave up.

Silent Salt... Who tries making a "get ready with me" video with you, but he needed lots of help cause he didn't understand how to properly prop the phone up

Silent Salt... Who will ( reluctantly ) let you use his sword as long as it's with good purpose. If you just start randomly swinging or damaging things he WILL take it away and scold you lightly.

Silent Salt... Who will keep your relationship sort of secret because he doesn't want the other beasts ( or anyone for that matter ) to find out. Not that hes embarrassed he just doesn't want you to get hurt.

Silent Salt... Who is overall a really attentive lover. He can read you well and knows when your seeking love or silence. He also knows when he needs to be strict and WILL NEVER sugar coat stuff, if you need a scolding HE WILL SCOLD. 8/10 lover, only downside is he will never open up to you because he's scared of telling you everything he knows.

[olivescrkwriting]

hellooo!!! may i request silent salt cookie x reader dating hc’s? im a silent salt yumeshipper and there’s not much of him :(

a/n: YESSSS another salt yumeshipper!! I don't know if you're nonsharing but I completely understand your request!!!

silent salt x reader dating headcanons

he can be a very complicated cookie to be with.

which isn't necessarily a bad thing!!

at least it keeps things from going quiet!

i guess?

kidding.

................

half kidding.

in all honesty, if you want to be treated like a princess in a tower waiting to be saved by a silent, broading, and yet charming knight.

he's, for lack of better words, old fashioned.

he is much more keen on acts that show respect, rather than over-the-top gestures a certain jester might prefer.

slow kisses planted onto your knuckles,

dipping you while you two dance with prolonged pauses,

tracing the edges of your face and pushing any hair that might cover your face back as he does so,

turning your face gently despite the cold metal that drew out chills from your skin,

gentle, tenderness.

[ivn-x-ria]

God DAMN

HOLY SHIT I WANT HIM I NEED HIM GET IN MY KINGDOM PLSPLSPLSPLS

[thundergrace]

The only way to talk to these people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

[gwh0sting]

my creepy ass guy that i love

[fortyyefritz]

Remembered that my drawing tablet is compatible for my phone

The javaling

[emo-wheatley]

am i seriously thirsting and yumeshipping with a minecraft horror mod entity

yeah

[emo-wheatley]

Hey Guzma fans. You might see some of @ya-boy-guzma 's or @screech-art's art circulating around. He's also been posting some Iron Lung and Darkiplier art as his recent fixation.

He groomed me. Being flat out and honest with this one. I'm only tagging the fandoms solely because of his online presence. I'm not his first victim either; I want to be the last. He might be a lesser known artist, but even then, I want everyone aware of what a shitty person he is.

Screech.

Hi. Starting this off, my name is Roman. I’m 18 years old. I don’t want pity. I honestly didn’t want to make this. Literally all I want is m

[emo-wheatley]

Gay or smth... Jk lmao. When did you start selfshipping with Guzma?

as of today.

[screech-art]

6up 5oh

Gif version with animated lights under the cut:

(It looks better if you click on it btw)

[emo-wheatley]

Answer my fucking DMs. If you want to block me instead of talk like an adult, I’ll fight with fire, you cunt.

[dariellon]

But you know GLaDOS can't completely forget you, right?

[zer0wlet]

They should be at the club 🗣

Hi folks I'm back on my bullshit once again

[vaxvo]

uhmm. guzma

[pokemon]

What's your favorite?

[emo-wheatley]

i spent like 30 seconds finding incineroar and golisopod and i am very happy to see they were here