words cant hurt me this cucci is gucci

Scorpio• i love u

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

a 19th century blowjob queen who calls herself the dandy drainer has been arrested in old timey new york

[mindofjson]

TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

[kangarookawaii]

[cannibalchicken]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[tranfalgarlaw]

There, fixed it.

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

[softwaring]

[noro-noro-noro]

[lakevida]

as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

[mxmarkargent]

none of these words are in the Torah

[lakevida]

i know they got fish in the Torah

[oneheadtoanother]

[heyzebulon]

You may be good, but are you "fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come" good?

[relelvance]

King

[formlessdemi]

Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity

[formlessdemi]

Here's some fun links:

Elon Musk Jet

Jeff Bezos Jets

Bill Gates Jets

Donald Trump Jets

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[magiclamd]

Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen

[literallyaflame]

“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

[literallyaflame]

not to be that guy but if you’re talking about breasts, say breasts. if you’re talking about pregnancy, say pregnancy. you don’t have to bend over backwards coming up with wacky shit like “uterus-having pregnancy-carrier” or “afab presenting nipples” to be more inclusive. half the time, it’s not inclusive anyway. so just be specific. a person with breasts can simply be “a person with breasts.” it’s easy, it’s fun, it’s free

[hypokeimena]

#some trans men don’t have breasts. famously‚ there’s a surgery about it #some cis women don’t have breasts. the same surgery #some trans women do have breasts. famously #there are hormones and also surgery about it #some cis men have breasts. Gandalf for one (via @aurpiment)

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

[neona]

my foes shall see a formidable ^_^ before their inevitable demise

[gayestcowboy]

*sports announcer voice* ARE YOU ALL READY FOR FAT FAGGOT FALLLLLLL