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important update

my laptop is still functional but my e d & 3 kys ar now compltly unrsponsiv so whn i'm on laptop it's simply going to b a crapshoot on whthr i will b cohrnt or not. goo luck.

#fixing th kys woul hav bn $600 an i ont lik. n a nw computr yt. it's fin it's just th kyboar.#i bought a plugin kyboar for usual us but lik. you know. i am always sat wir in a cornr somwhr which osnt ln itslf wll to plugin kyboars #i can us kyboar viwr but it's a PITA i am just going to hav to trust you all to o your bst.

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

worthyofmygrace

[Image ID: Text message that reads "Did you see that the spider in the bathroom appears to have taken a lover?" End of ID]

jessaerys

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

charlesoberonn

Or you get the 2-loop:

beuper. verb. "to form ponsilza"

ponsilza. noun. "the result of beupering"

needsmoreresearch

Let's make a catbird

Grey catbirds (Dumetella carolinensis) are one of my many faves. Let's make a catbird.

jaunty angles

burbling away loudly but invisibly within a dense bush

emerging to peer at you from a branch

little black cap

MYEHH

a little mimicry for a treat

handsome shade of slate grey

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

#where is 'getting stuck in the blueberry netting seven (7) times in one afternoon and still yelling at me every time i let it back out'

retroactivebakeries

ABORTED POST IDEA #2323: hotdog princess dates xianxia princess and starts using hotdogs like those flying swords, gets mustard everywhere

#honk.

zoesupreme

well I think you odyssey a different movie

parkchanwoohoo

secondbeatsongs

Visit Original Link

“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed

endreal

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

endreal

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

hypokeimena

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

#immediately reblogging this post directly from someone who reblogged it from me to say LITERALLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT PROPRANOLOL. WHY!!!!!

kuttithevangu

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

kuttithevangu

Porn is one of the most culturally rich types of media imaginable so the answer is: you cannot do this

rockshitty

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

#undescribed #literally you have to pick the themes for your porn before you write it and even then good fucking luck

endreal

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

endreal

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

hypokeimena

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

nobrashfestivity

Howardena Pindell Untitled 1972–73 American, born 1943 Acrylic and cut and punched papers on canvas Dimensions Overall: 87 1/2 × 91 1/8 × 1 3/4 in. (222.25 × 231.46 × 4.45 cm) Collection Modern and Contemporary Art Credit Line Arthur and Margaret Glasgow Endowment Object Number 2017.8 Vmfa

#undescribed #howardena pindell

my mom was like "i saw matt damon say this role is the pinnacle of his career" and i immediately said "that's pretty embarrassing for him" and she was like "i knew you were going to say something funny and mean"

#thanks ma.