Chain Messages

Emoji chain messages!

[chainmessages-blog]

HAPPY 4⃣TH OF JULY🗓❗️❕ 🚏 🎉💥🇺🇸 A holiday 💃🏻🎊🎆 celebrating the founding DADDIES fucking Britain in the ASS🍆🍑🇬🇧 and gaining our inDOMpendence😠⛓and creating America the BOOTiful 🍑👌and THOT up the consTITution🤔📃 that's got u slurping Popsicles 🍡 😩👌 and DICK👅💦🍆, hanging out with your sluttiest friends👙 👬👭, POPPING sum 💥fireworks💥 and PUSSY 👅🖖🔥and even getting some 😳🍆🍑💦? Shout out📢📣 to our POUNDING🔨😷 Father THOTmas👏🏻👏🏻 Jefferson 4🔢 writing📝 the 📜🍆DICKloration of InepenDICKS.💨🍆💦❗it's NO LONG (🍆🍆🍆)er Uncle Sam 👴🏻🔴🔵⚪️ but d(ICK)addy SAMMM 👱🏻 who's ready to PECK 🐤🐤🐤 that PUSSY 🐱 with his bAlD 🐣🖕🏿eAgLe 🐣🖕🏿Dont🚫 forget💁🏻 to set off💦🎆 those 🔥fireTWERKS 🎊 🎉 🎇 tonight🌃❗ 💕Make them explode🍆💦💦 in the sky🙏🏻 ❗💕Send this to your 1⃣0⃣ favorite❤ POUNDING🔨💪🏼 daddies😷. If you get 0⃣❌🚫 back, you a BITCHY😡 Brittish🇬🇧 HOE😂😂 If you get 0⃣5⃣ back❗🎇 you a 🔥Fire🔥 TWERKing😏🍑 Star🌟🌟🎥❗ You get 1⃣0⃣ back ❗❗you get all of 🍆💦Jefferson's Patriotic 🇺🇸DADDY🇺🇸 CUMMIES 🐳☔🍆 🍆💦💦💦❗❗

s/o to @rhodogendrons for sending this in!

[spageddy]

It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘

[matt-engayrde-blog]

may the 4th is almost here 🌙 so it’s time to go to a galaxy 🎆 far 👏 far 👏 away in search of some big OL’ light sabers 😻💦 get it like leia for some juicy 🍾 solo action 😏 with your favorite skywalker sluts 👅👅 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your best rebels or you won’t be getting any dick 🍆🍆 anywhere in the universe. get 0️⃣ back and you’re an ewok sucking ho 😟😔 get 5️⃣ back and you’re luke’s daddy 😽 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re darth vader’s lil’ slut 😚💋 now hop in that millenial falcon 🛩 and get that fat cock 🌭

[faithfulfrisk]

hey you ☘🍀shamrock 🍀☘sluts❗️it’s 🍃march🍃 17th! 🎉🎉 you know what that means❓time to get out those ✳️green condoms✳️ or pinch daddy’s COCK 😱😱our main hoe ❇️ st. patrick ❇️ and his sexy leprechauns 🤑🤑🤑 made this hot holiday 🎉🍀 just for us❗️❗️send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest leprechaun 🍀🍀bitches or you’ll get pinched 😱😱 this year❗️if you get 5️⃣ back and you’re a bagpipe bitch 😰 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a lewd leprechaun❗️if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re 🍀 ST. PATRICK’S 🍀 SLUT ❗️❗️❗️❗️

[spageddy]

They told Julius Caesar to beware the Ides of March....👀😱 And you should too!! 😏😂Today 📆you could get stabbed 🔪in the back by one of your best👭 friends 😱😤😭unless you send📲 this to 1️⃣5️⃣ pals in 3️⃣ minutes ⏲ The fault is not in our stars, 💫🌟but in your dumb ass 😂🍑if u think this doesn't work...🙄😤🙌

[chainmessages-deactivated201605]

It's Valentines Day!!!❤️💘💖💚💝 a day to listen👂🏼to everyone👥👤bitch about being single🙄and to spend🤑lotsa money💵💴on ur significant other👫👬👭TONIGHT😳🌃Cupid will shoot🔫an arrow➡️into someone special😏😏but only if you☝🏼️send this text📲to🔟people

[horsescopesigns]

💋 GOODBYE 2015 ❗️❗️❗️❗️SEND THIS TO 🐮3 🐮JUMPING JUDITH JOKESTERS ⛹🏽TO LET THEM KNOW 🕶THEY ARE THE ONLY 👯GOOBER SNOBS👹👺💀 YOU'D SPEND THE END OF THE YEAR WITH❗️🕛🕛🕛❗️ REBLOG THIS FOR GOOD TIMES IN💕 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣💕 IF YOU DON'T REBLOG IN 2015,🙈 YOU WILL NEVER GLIMGLOB WITH PEPE 🐸OR SEE MISHA💂🏻🇺🇸 BE PRESIDENT

[spageddy]

It's time ⏰to get drunk🍻🍾🍸🍷 turn ⬆️up⬆️🎉 and suck ❗️some ❗️dick❗️ 👅🍆💦We gon bring in the new year with a bang 👉👌💥🔥💯 🆕 year 🎉🎊🆕 me 👥😎 🆕 dicks to suck 🍆👅🍆 🆕 hoes to fuck 👉👌😂 Send 📲this to 1️⃣6️⃣ holiday hookers 👧and festive fuckboys 👦 before midnight 🕛🎇 and u will get a New Years smoochie on ya coochie 😘💋 If not... You won't 🙅🙅🙅get any 🍆all of 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣😱😭😂

[malewifemccain]

Hey there SLUT💅🏻👀🍑 Getting a bit NIPPLY👀👀out isn't it??😳😳 time to bundle up with some warm sweaters☺️👕 build a steamy fire😊🔥 and make a nice warm cup of COCK-O🍆☕️😫 cause it's time🕐🕕🕚🕟 FOR SOME HOE DAYS❄️🌨🌨 that's right! A whole day🌅🌄😳😳of no school🙌🏻🙌🏻 so we can play😏😏😘 in all the white stuff🌨🌨❄️☃ CUMMING💦💦🌨🌨😫 from the sky🌨🌨 SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR SLUTTING❄️🏂⛷🐧 BUDDIES IN 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS OR NO HOE DAY ❄️😏💦 FOR U😫😭😢 if you get none back ur a flaky❄️❄️🌨 ass hoe, if you get 5️⃣ back your daddy's little snow angel❄️😇😫 if you get 🔟 back then ur the SNOWIEST❄️🌨🌨☃☃ HOE ON THE COCK😳😳🍆🍆🍑🍑

[chaintexts]

HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES ✡🎉 get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil 🕯🌚 , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM 😜💦💦💦! Shove a DREIDEL up your butt✡😬 & GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick😩👅! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES👯 for a LIT 🕯Hanukkah! If you get 3️⃣ or less back you're a schmuck🍆! If you get 5️⃣ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH 👌❕💁

[twentyonezodiacs]

hey i’m having a really bad day can you guys, like, cheer me up a little

[geekyastrologyshit]

Im gonna give you some great December chain messages

1.

What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

2.

Do you hear 👂🏼what I hear⁉️It’s the sound 🎶of the polar SEXpress 🚂🎄⛄️🎅🏼 and you’ve just boarded🚉‼️ You better watch 👀👅out! 🎄 You better not cry🙅🏾😭! 🎄You better not pout 😡😩🙍🏼I’m telling 🗣 you why⁉️ 🎄Santa Claus 🎅🏼 is cummin’ in dat ass🙌🏻💦‼️🎄send this 📬 to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your hottest🔥🔥🔥 big booty elves! 🍑👶🏼 🎄 If you get 1️⃣ back📥 Santa🎅🏼 won’t come down on that chimney 😏🏠❗️🎄If you get 5️⃣ back📥 you will for sure👌🏼get that stocking stuffed☃👊🏼❗️🎄If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back📥 your dick 🍆 will be as big 🏆as the North Pole 🌁💈‼️

3.

🆘🆘🆘 THanKsGiVINg is ovEr ✌🏼️✌🏼️ AnD yaLL KnoW WHaT thAt meAnS❗️❗️ That’s right bitchez 💅🏼👄💅🏼, MERRY DICKMAS 🎄🎄🎄. It’s that time 🕧🕘 of the year where all the slutz get 2️⃣ be a hoe hoe hoe 👠👠 in the snow snow snow ❄️❄️ are you looking 👀👁 to give 👉🏼🍆 or receive 🙀👌🏼🍑 this hoeliday season⁉️❓ 1️⃣ thing is 4️⃣ sure and that is that Santa Clause 🎅🏼 is cumming 💦💦 to town 🏨🏢🏥⛪️ and he knows which of you skankz have been thotty 👅😈 and which have been nice 💋👼🏼 forward ➡️ this message 📬📬 to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your closest South Pole sistaz 👯👯 get 6️⃣ back and you might just get sugarplummed 🍠 under the mistletoe 2️⃣nite 🌿💏💃🏿 get 9️⃣ back and your abominable snow daddy will jingle your bells 🛎🛎 all. season. long. 🌨🌨 ignore this message and Frosty the Hoeman ⛄️will curse you 🌬 with blue ballz 🔵🔵🙇🏿 for the rest of the winter ❄️

Which was your fav ? 😂😂😂

[twentyonezodiacs]

the first one is AMAZING thank you for all of this

[emojichains]

What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

[spageddy]

It's 😱 Christmastime!!!!! 🎄🎁🎉 Tis the season ⛄️to jingle some balls 🔔 give Santa 🎅🏿 a lap dance 🍑 and get on that naughty list 😈📃 It ain't gon be a silent 🤐 night 🌠 if you know what I mean 😏 Send📲 this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your favorite😍 ho ho hoes 💯😂👌 or you won't 🙅 get your stocking stuffed 👉👌 this Dickcember 😱😭😂 Get 5️⃣ back 👌 you're a North ❄️ Pole dancer💃💦😏 Get 🔟 back 😱 you're a 🎄⛄️holiday🎁🎉 whore🍆🍑😂💯

[crsecentrose]

it’s ❄️❄️dickcember❄️❄️time🕥🕦 to shove that ⛄️snowman ☺️🍆dick🍆 up your ass🍑😘it’s almost 🎄dicksmas🎄so wrap that 🎁😻pussy up😽🙈and be good for 🎅santa cock🍆😌💦else you’ll get an 🍑ass spanking🍑👋😳 but don’t forget❗️❗️💯💯to remember jesus👳🙏who got 👉👌🔩nailed🔩👼😵for our sins💀by this DICK🙊😍🍆and don’t forget those 🔯jews🔯👨out there😩😩❌❌celebrating 🎉🎉cocknukkah 🙏🙏lighting that 🔥🔥bluntnora🔯🍁🍁for 8 nights🌛🌛🌌if you get🔟🔟🔟🔟10 back💯💯you’ll get lots of 🍆😍cock😍🍆and if you get ❌0⃣0⃣none😩😭you’ve been Naughty😳😫no one’s cumming💦💦💦to your house🎄🎄dicksmas night🌛💤💤

[exo-traterrestrial]

Alright you ho 🎅🏽 ho 🎅🏽 hoes,🎅🏽 you know what time it is, that’s right, 🎁🌲Merry Fuckmas🌲🎁! Send this to ten of your favorite 🎅🏽Christmas Cunts🎅🏽! If you get 🌨none🌨 back the only 🎁🎁present 🎁🎁you’re getting this year is your hand, if you get 5 back you’re a 🎉🎊Merry Mistress🎊🎉, get 10 back and you’re on the 🔒🍑🎅🏽naughty list🎅🏽🍑🔒! Good luck getting that💦🍆👅peppermint penis👅🍆💦this year!