Horoscopes by a horse

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[podcastwizard]

someone post the dancing crab it feels appropriate

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Which sign would you punch?

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Sagittarius

Leo

Scorpio

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

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Do you think Constantine farted in front of people?

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My husband says maybe

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Cancer: *scrolling through dating app*

Cancer: Ooh, he looks nice- oh no. He’s a Capricorn...

Cancer: *swipes left slowly*

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Signs as Great Thrift Store Names

Aries: Rad Stuff For Rad People

Taurus: How To Catch a Man in 8 Seconds

Gemini: Frog Legs and Accessories

Cancer: Mister Miser’s Music Store

Leo: Groovy Finds for Old Grandpas

Virgo: My Aunt and Uncle’s House

Libra: Ogre and More

Scorpio: Macklemore’s Mackle Shack

Sagittarius: The Dead Hipster’s Closet

Capricorn: Crispy Jeans

Aquarius: RadioShack

Pisces: Don’t Touch That, That’s Mine

[supernaturalgifforeverything]

So I was wondering, if there is a SUPERNATURAL GIF for everything than is there one for Grace VanderWaal? Shes the Americas Got Talent winner of season 11 in 2016. I love her and SUPERNATURAL so I would really love if you could find something like a verse in one of her songs in the show and make it a GIF. If you can I would appreciate it! Thanks☺. Sincerely, Nettie the Huge SUPERNATURAL fan

Hey there Nettie, I am happy you enjoy supernatural that much :3

Unfortunaltely though I have no idea who exactly Grace VanderWaal is or any verses from her songs, since I’m not really into talent shows. Also, I don’t make gifs, I just find them (most of the times). Your request is sweet but would also require me to spend and amount of time and resources I don’t have. So, I apologize for turning you down. But who knows, maybe someone else in the fandom is as big a fan of Grace as you are and knows the right gif for you :)

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“Dancing in the moonlight”

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Conversation between Pisces and Taurus

Taurus: *rubbing hands together* Pisces: Whatchya doin'? Taurus: *screeches like a banshee* Pisces: okay...

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whats your zodiac sign?

I’m a cancer

But in other news, PEOPLE STILL FOLLOW THIS BLOG?

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Conversation between Cancer and Picses

Cancer: ...hey do you wanna..do something?

Pieces: *kisses own bicep in mirror*

Cancer: yeah me neither. *cries*

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Conversation between Pisces and Capricorn

Pisces: We are lost.

Capricorn: I think the path was this way.

Pisces: I think you're mom is this way.

Capricorn: Really, man?

Pisces: *pulls back a curtain* I found your long lost mother.

Capricorn: *cries*

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Conversation between Pisces and Scorpio

Scorpio: I have to tell you something.

Pisces: You just did.

Scorpio: I love you and I always have.

Pisces: Everyone loves me though. NEXT!

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Things the Signs Should Finally Say

Aries: I am not who my friends are. I am my own person.

Taurus: Let's talk about something else. This conversation is making me uncomfortable.

Gemini: I just want to be alone for a little while.

Cancer: I am worth loving myself.

Leo: I am not a follower. I will pave my own path.

Virgo: I'm sorry.

Scorpio: I don't like you anymore.

Sagittarius: I'm scared of where my life is going.

Libra: I need help.

Capricorn: All I want is one genuine friend.

Aquarius: I love you.

Pisces: I can't swim. Stop pushing me into the pool.

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Signs as Signs He's Cheating

Aries: He strays from his predictable behavior.

Taurus: He has unpredictable mood swings.

Gemini: He has rapid change in weight or appearance.

Cancer: He has an overnight change in musical taste.

Leo: He remembers things wrong or loses track of details.

Virgo: He suddenly needs a lot of privacy.

Libra: He hides financial history from you.

Scorpio: He has new "friends"/new responsibilities at work.

Sagittarius: He's secretive about his technology.

Capricorn: He no longer comes to bed at the same time.

Aquarius: He accuses you of cheating.

Pisces: He dumps you and marries a pregnant chick a week later.

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Conversation between Leo and Gemini

Gemini: Are you okay?

Leo: *has hand over mouth in shock looking at phone* Yeah, I saw a post about Carl Weezer on tumblr.

Gemini: Let me see.

Leo: It was like five minutes ago...

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Conversation between Cancer and Libra

Libra: Hey you seem like a really chill person.

Cancer: *Sweats nervously* Haha, nah. I'm just bored.

Libra: No, I mean like you seem cool.

Cancer: Nope, just bored! *dies inside*

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Conversation between Cancer and Sagittarius

Cancer: I'm crashing and burning at like every moment.

Sagittarius: Don't you mean "at any moment"?

Cancer: No. *cries*

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Never meet your heroes because you'll learn they hate themselves as much as they taught you to love yourself