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the girl of ur [wet] dreams

[zagreus]

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

[zagreus]

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

[saiasus]

[padaleckidalek-fallen-angel]

I had mentioned before how my school is just plain disgusting and here is the proof students shared online recently and this is only one day. Imagine a whole year in this school. Its an okay school but this is just wrong.

Everyone came back from winter break and when we go have breakfast/lunch the juice/milk has mold and/or roaches and they just replaced the drinks didn’t even clean anything. I ended up still getting lunch and nothing to drink but even then the food had also gone bad.

This school always has problems with this kinda stuff but no one ever complains too much because it’s just the way it always has been and they know that even if they do say anything  no one will do anything about it because they never do.

The janitors don’t clean. there is only one janitor who does their job and does it well but one guy cant clean an entire school which has thousands of students and 2 large buildings.

In our school library we have signs saying don’t touch the books and don’t take them off the shelves so why do we even have a library when the books are not to be touched??

The water is always bad and ranges from green, grey and yellow its never clear and when it is it has a strange taste almost like chlorine.

When inspections are to be done they only clean certain places and take the inspectors there and only there.

The students who posted this on twitter are being forced to write apology letters and are being threatened with suspension and/or expulsion for violating school rules and tagging news stations and district people in their twitter post drawing direct attention to it. When we have a little something called freedom of speech and when it affects our health and learning environment then its worth the risk of defying school rules and their post weren’t rude in any way only sarcasm was slightly used but no cursing or inappropriate language was used whatsoever.  So this is just wrong.  Some of you wanted to know why I said my school was gross well here it is.

[mulderspice-deactivated20190215]

its me, booboo the fucking dumbass idiot bitch

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning

[unclefather]

Will?!? WILL?!? HE’S IN THE LIGHTS! HE’S TALKING TO US THROUGH THE LIGHTS!

[emojify]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[emojify]

me reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over my eyes in elegant anguish: i'm sick

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[elcomics]

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[shadows-ember]

That was…..wow

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

What.

[prontobrontosaurusburger]

Well. I need a full length novelization of this.

[phoenixwaller]

Just… wow

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[kyleisracingbikes]

me as fuck

[ouijaboarding-blog]

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

[thenatsdorf]

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“Wait…how did he do that?”

[southerlysound-deactivated20161]

I really cannot deal with this 😭