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comment-tube

depsidase

randomencounters

Encounter: low-level Squalorganism

gaynfl-moved

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

gaynfl-moved

theonion

In an effort to codify parental oversight for underage troops, a new Geneva Convention adopted Thursday reportedly allowed for the use of child soldiers with a signed permission slip from a legal guardian. “This landmark treaty expressly forbids minors from enlisting in combat roles unless sanctioned by their parent or guardian,” said International Committee of the Red Cross President Mirjana Spoljaric Egger, explaining that the update would end the barbaric practice of children under 18 entering the frontline without the express consent of their caregiver.

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bashcrandicoot

Based on a true story

groveofgreen

bugwars

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

eowynwise

cryptotheism

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

mzr-hsh

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

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Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

asterwild

snoozin'

dankxsinatra

thesapphictwink

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more