Emo The Musical is fucking hilarious
"I wanted to buy razors, but mom said no."
"You're gonna impregnate everyone. Men and women too."
*auditioning for a band* "I don't want to be in your stupid band."
There's a character who looks like gay Brendon Urie
"Miss, are those antidepressants?" "No they're serotonin boosters," starts flinging pouches of meds at students. "We don't just go handing out antidepressants willy nilly."
A poster that says: Depression is selfish, take serotonin!
"Nothing about our relationship is illegal."
"I told you I'm not gay I got shock therapy."
"Your manic depression might just be a bad day."
"It's ok to know when you're not good enough, give up!"
"I use the net for Wikipedia and watch porn for the acting parts."
"Getting laid is probably too mainstream anyway."
"Did I ever tell you how my mother died?"
"But... We're the emo power couple..."
"In your cupboard I will hide... With a knife."
"YOU. CANNOT. LEAVE ME."
Clingy emo girl tries to fuck the main character who says he has a fungus (he doesn't).
Psycho Christian tries to baptize an atheist without his consent.
"Todd, do you tongue kiss?" "I'm... 12."
"Ebola's on its way."
"We're all gonna die."
"Emos induce sexual deviance and suicide."
"Was Jesus an emo?"
"I've only ever seen Bradley this mad at Christmas."
This one guy stabbed his leg trying to destroy a tambourine.
"Arson doesn't happen in a happy school, does it?"
"I'll have a hitman chop you into so many pieces you'll look like the human version of lego."
"Stop crying or you'll be expelled."
Gay Christians
"The people at conversion therapy are nice."
Main character stands up for gay Christian who was about to be sent to conversion therapy.
"And Jay..... Jay, you're alright." *Jay smiles*
"We're having a happy new financial year party."
"Is it cool or gross to have sex with a 40 year old?"
"And God drowned all the SOOOOOOdomIIIIIItes!!!"
Pure Christian song turns punk Christian.
"Wasn't expecting to get a hard-on for Jesus"
*pulls out knife* "He doesn't even BELIEVE in DNA"
"I woke up and I felt depressed and it felt... AMAZING!"
Christians join emo band to spite the head Christian.
"I'm Sri Lankan, you idiot."
