hello everyone!!!! you can call me <3 and/or heart!! i'm 21+ (would prefer not to say my actual age), my pronouns are she/her, and i love to talk about burps!! i also have written a few burpy/gassy stories of some oc's (usually more on the plot-heavy side, never explicit, but still kinky!!), which can be found here!!
but when it comes to this blog, there's quite a few things that i'm down to discuss!! and please note that while i'm attracted to all genders, i find myself leaning towards and posting mostly about women/female presenting people.
so, with all that being said, below are my kinks, the kinks i'm down to discuss even if they aren't mine, my do not discuss topics, my dni, and my most frequent tags!!
my kinks
burping/eructo
stomach gurgles
farting/eprocto (will be tagged under #eprocto; please block this tag if you do not wish to see it!!)
eating/stuffing
kinks i'm okay discussing even though they're NOT my own
(none of these will be posted on my blog)
piss
scat
do not discuss
vomit/emeto
vore
do not interact
minors
homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, and zionists
my tags
burping: anything to do with burping in general
<3 writes: if it relates to any of my writing in any way (might also be paired with tags of the story name/characters)
<3 audio: any of my own audios
audio audio audio: any audios that i reblog
video video video: any videos that i reblog
reblog: anything that i reblog (usually paired with who the original poster is)
weight gain: anything to do with stuffing/weight gain in general
eprocto: anything to do with farting in general
other stuff: anything that doesn't really fall into any of these other categories
just some housekeeping things: anything that has to do with how this blog is run
i had the opportunity to commission a piece of kink art from the extremely talented canarcist on devianart, and i'm super excited to share the final result with all of you!!
here is their rendition of ashley/flexsteel!!
the scene that they've depicted comes from my flexsteel series on ao3, which you can read here if you'd like!!
working with canarcist was a very pleasant and satisfying experience, so i highly recommend commissioning them if you ever get a chance!!
apologies for being so inactive and unreachable lately, by the way, everyone. it's just... life hahaha. stress and pressure and other things that just make it hard to check my account at times. i'll try to be better, but i can't guarantee anything. but i love you all no matter what, and i appreciate all the love you've shown me in return!! thank you!!
i had a dream last night where a bunch of people were having a drinking contest, but the rules were that you had to chug as much beer as you could, and if you burped at all, you were eliminated. so, whoever went the longest without burping won. and in the dream, this woman was participating in the contest, and she went through 12 bottles of beer by the time she was declared the winner, and she celebrated her victory by letting out all the air she had been keeping in the entire time...
needless to say, it was a fucking incredible dream
i've always loved the burpy twitch streamer trope, but i've watched enough compilation where the streamer's partner is the burpy one that i now am obsessed with that idea as well...
i'm just imagining the streamer playing a scary game where it's important to be able to hear everything that's going on, and their partner sitting next to them for moral support. they've been trying to hold back their burps throughout the stream, but right during the climax of the scene, they finally are forced to let go of the beast they were holding back. the streamer can't hear anything else over the belch, even with headphones on, and the scary bad guy manages to get them because of it, and they die instantly.
luckily they had hit a checkpoint just befondhand, so when their character gets revived in the game, the story starts up again not too long before they had died. they ask their partner to keep it down, because they really need to be able to hear the game at all times. they apologize and promise they'll try to keep their burps controlled from now on.
to their credit, they really do try to hold them back as much as they can, and when they absolutely can't hold it any longer, they keep their mouth closed and press a fist to their mouth to keep it as suppressed as possible. but with their burps, there truly is no hiding the power behind them.
so now as the streamer plays, they constantly have to figure out if the rumble they just heard was something awakening in the game, or their partner's belch reverberating in their mouth. or if the creak they heard was from a door slowly opening or from their partner's vain attempts to hold their burps back.
they die five more times throughout the stream, and never get to the next stage of the game. their partner apologizes, but they both know the same thing is gonna happen all over again the next time they stream.
i can't decide if i prefer a long burp that starts out closed mouthed only for the burper to open their mouths halfway through, or a long burp that starts out open mouthed only for the burper to close their mouth halfway through...
i can't decide if i prefer a long burp that starts out closed mouthed only for the burper to open their mouths halfway through, or a long burp that starts out open mouthed only for the burper to close their mouth halfway through...
i can't decide if i prefer a long burp that starts out closed mouthed only for the burper to open their mouths halfway through, or a long burp that starts out open mouthed only for the burper to close their mouth halfway through...
massive fan of all your stuff! the little fics you write, the scenarios, the thoughtdumps, it's all stellar. always look forward to seeing your name when i #eructo my search history.
think you've got anything for characters that look one way but act another? think a giant that gets really embarrassed about the volume of their belches or someone who's normally really quiet trying to drag their burps on as long as they can. contradictory stuff like that just hits~ ♡
keep doing what you're doing - you're so good at it!
~ @burpnadette 🫧
oh my gosh that is so incredibly sweet!! Thank you!
I'm with you on the contrast thing. Big fan of giants with cute manners, over here. I also like when characters:
-are cute and sweet, but have the grossest burps. They've got a bellyache, and you're cradling their head in your lap while they moan about how full they are. After a particularly pitiful whimper, they jolt upright, clutching their stomach. You briefly worry they might be sick. Instead, they lurch forward with a massive, guttural belch that sounds like water bottoming out in a garbage disposal. Once it gurgles to a close, they give a little squeak of surprise, looking at you like they didn't know they could make that sound either
-are serious, bordering on stern, but have no shame about burping. You're attending office hours with your relentlessly composed TA, on whom you have a desperate crush. They welcome you with their usual cordial smile, only to have it suddenly falter into a grimace. They gesture for you to wait a moment, then turn to the side before gurgling out a long, pressurized belch. You're stunned silent, but they're business as usual. "Sorry. Couldn't do that during lecture. How can I—brrp—help you?" They burp throughout the rest of the meeting, and you just have to sit there and take it
-are big and tough, but their burps are comically dainty. They never burp in front of anyone if they an help it. Not because they're worried about being rude or gross, but because their burps sound like a kitten with hiccups. Whenever they slip up in front of their friends they get teased mercilessly "Was that you?" "that's how you burp? That was so cute!" Doesn't help anything that they blush easy too
-burp way louder than they speak. They're painfully shy and soft spoken. The type of person who wants to go completely unnoticed at all times. But they've been cursed with the most vocal stomach. Noisy groans and growls when they're sick, when they're hungry, when they're full. It's mortifying. And those are just the sounds they manage to keep inside. If they ever fail to stifle a burp, there's an actual risk of them setting off car alarms
-are "the mature one" in the group, but are secretly great at burping. They're so polished and well-mannered. No one would ever guess they can belch like a frat boy at the drop of a hat. One day, their friends decide to have a burping contest. They sit it out, finding the whole thing gross and childish. They watch, but the contest is dragging on with no clear winner. Finally, they decide the quickest way to end it is to finish it themself. They step up, gulp down all the air they can hold, then expertly push up a roaring, picture-perfect belch. In its wake, their friends can only gape at them. Suddenly self-conscious, they clear their throat "Don't...don't tell anyone I did that"
Tell me one random fact (kinky or not) about each member of the Cupid's Canines. Please?🥺
kinky or not?? how about kinky and not!!
answers written in black were written by me, and answers written in red were written by kimmy!! (you can find kimmy here on tumblr or here on twitter!!)
athena (non-kinky): athena has dated all the other members of cupid's canines except for iuni! kane was first; that's how athena joined the band. they knew each other in high school and they dated for a bit there. they jokingly argue who was whose gay awakening (for the record, athena was kane's). once athena joined the band though, she quickly got with fatima. their relationship was... passionate and rocky. they seemed to be constantly irritated with one another, and their explosive arguments (not rarely because of athena's burping) often resulted in angry sex. then came priscilla, and this was a total 180 from athena's relationship with fatima. it was easy, fun, and very open. they didn't really even have a definite break-up: they kind of just started seeing other people. and they love telling each other about those other people.
athena (kinky): athena is the middle child of 5 daughters, and they'd all been born with a similar gassy affliction. but with the others being their mother's perfect children, all being lawyers, doctors, engineers and so on, the college dropout athena was the only one that really let herself burp. when all the sisters are together at a family gathering and they'd all be gassy after some drinks, it became a joking custom to all line up in front of athena and take turns rubbing her belly to get athena to let a huge belch out. somehow that helped them each find relief, and that came from a long-running joke that athena belches so big because she's belching for all five of them.
fatima (non-kinky): she knows how to sew and make her own clothes. in fact, back when cupid's canines were still three members they were still trying to figure out what their image should be, fatima tried making coordinated outfits for kane, priscilla, and herself. it was a lavendar mini dress for priscilla, a a mint green crop top + miniskirt combo for kane, and a pastel yellow bra crop top + pants combo for fatima. she presented it to the group, and even did a mini photoshoot using priscilla's polaroid, but they ultimately went in a different direction. but they still have those outfits, as well as the polaroid pictures, in storage somewhere.
she's also the tallest member of the band, standing at 6 ft
fatima (kinky): while the members of cupid's canines have never heard her burp, she actually does get the hiccups every now and then. her hiccups are loud and squeaky, and it makes all the other girls laugh every time it happens. she gets incredibly embarrassed by them, but she tries not to let it show.
kane (non-kinky): she was raised by two dads. one of her dads is her biological father, who had her when he was still married to her mom. when he discovered that he's gay, the two of them got a divorce, but they're still the best of friends. her other dad was the one that got her into music and helped upload her very first song covers on youtube, back before the band was even formed. the two of them are some of cupid's canines biggest fans, and they try to make it to as many stops on their tour as possible.
also, kane is her last name. her first name is krystal, but she felt that it didn't really fit the "cupid's canines vibe" that she was going for, so she started going by her last name professionally instead.
kane (kinky): kane has two kinds of burps: the burps that happen when she takes in too much air while singing, and the burps that happen after consuming too much dairy. the first kind of burps are embarrassing, but fine. fatima is very tolerant of these burps-- pushing aside her usual disgust to help kane feel less embarrassed and even help work them up if they get stuck. but the dairy burps? these burps sound downright nasty-- wet and gargling and from the pit of her stomach rather than from her throat. these are the burps that fatima won't tolerate. once she hears these burps ringing out, she will leave the room without uttering a word.
priscilla (non-kinky): priscilla is an honors graduate from the juilliard piano program, although she basically never talks about it. her family couldn't afford to send her there on their own (they own a small restaurant), but she was given a miracle scholarship from a mystery benefactor. and so she has a deep background in classical piano, but rejected the extremely secure prospects of teaching, orchestra, or touring as a solo classical act. instead she used the resources and connections she had in music to kickstart cupid's canines with fatima and kane ! although in each of their shows, there is very likely a fancy, suited, often european man that sticks out from the audience who is there to try to poach priscilla back into the classical piano world.
priscilla (kinky): again, priscilla doesn't have a stuffing or feeding kink per se. but she does get a lot out of indulging people around her, seeing their "weaknesses", and seeing the tangible effects she has on the people around her. she likes to leave her "mark" on her partners, and sometimes that comes in the form of a phrase they can't stop saying because of her, maybe even a tattoo they got together, but consistently it's taken the form of weight gain. every single person priscilla has dated, both men and women, has without fail gained at least 20 pounds, often more. including athena (who gained about 35, lots of that to her chest)! this is impressive especially considering priscilla's relationship are usually short and sweet. you could probably chalk this up to priscilla growing up at her family's restaurant and having a very encouraging and accepting attitude about eating for joy.
iuni (non-kinky): she's a borderline musical prodigy. she knows how to play a lot of instruments, but drums she had to learn in order to join cupid's canines. when she had originally gone in to audition, they told her that they needed a drummer. she told them that she didn't know how to play, but then somehow convinced them to give her three days. when she showed up at kane's garage three days later, she had already mastered the drums. they gave her the last position in the band on the spot.
iuni (kinky): she is the one and only person to have won the "five bowl challenge" at their local ramen restaurant. back when cupid's canines were still trying to figure things out, they were low on money and needed to find ways to pay for equipment and other things they needed for the band. one day, they were having a band meeting at their local ramen place, when iumi found the "five bowl challenge" on the menu-- if you were able to finish five large bowls of spicy ramen in an hour, you would not only get your meal comped, you'd also win a $50 gift card. iuni figured that it would be $50 that they'd save whenever they came back to the restaurant, so she decided to give it a shot... and she devoured all five bowls easily, with five minutes to spare. they still have the picture from that day on the wall of the restaurant.
Cupid’s Canines, have you ever belched while performing your songs, and if so, does your audience enjoy it?
i'll give you a few answers to this question!!
iuni burps on stage pretty fucking frequently, but her burps are quiet enough that she can get away with it, since no one can hear it over her drumming. honestly, pounding on her drums actually helps her work up a lot of burps that get stuck hahaha
athena makes sure not to have any alcohol up to an hour before the show, because she knows that if she does, she won't be able to hold back her burps. and, unlike iuni, she doesn't have the luxury of being able to burp onstage, because they WILL be heard over the instruments. it really sucks, because some liquid courage before the show would definitely help ease her nerves a bit... oh well!!
and kane... it's hard, but she usually has enough control to hold back her burps until after the concert is over. however, there was one time...
it was one of the first stops on their first ever national tour, so nerves were at an all time high. kane and fatima had only just started dating, so fatima hadn't quite warmed up to kane's burping yet. so, when kane felt a burp building up halfway through their set, she did all she could to push it down. she sucked in a breath to sing the last note of the song, but halfway through sustaining it, she felt the burp rushing up her throat, completely out of her control.
usually, she liked to sustain this particular high note even after the instrumentals cut out, but this time, she pulled the mic away from her mouth right as the burp came blaring out of her. she managed to cover it for the most part, keeping the mic far away from her as all the air rushed out, but if you listened closely, you could hear the first millisecond of the burp just as kane was pulling the mic away.
(and trust me, everyone, emery listened very closely. and instantly saved that tiktok to her camera roll the instant it came across her for you page. no one else could tell what that sound was just before kane cut off her high note, but emery knew.)
Who's the biggest burper and the biggest eater in the Cupid's Canines?
i would say athena is the biggest belcher (in the sense that her burps are loud and demand the attention of everyone in the room), but iuni is by far the biggest eater. even if she's not eating an actual meal (with her plate filled to the brim with food), she's always at least snacking on something.
take their green rooms for example... at every venue, the girls ask for 1-2 special snacks to munch on while they wait for the show to start. except for iuni, who asks for 20 different snacks at every stop. and she always eats every single one, with plenty of room to spare...
oooh ooh priscilla is an enabler u say?? what kinda bad habits does she enable 0_0
great question!! such a great question, in fact, that when i presented it to kimmy, they offered to whip up a little snippet of a story to answer it!! so, below the cut are a few examples of the kind of behavior priscilla likes to enable...
thank you @ssspinkie for writing this wonderful mini story!! you can follow them here on tumblr or here on twitter!!
“I don’t think it’s weird!!”
“Kane says it’s weird.”
“Kane’s not as cool as me.”
Athena is slumped on the couch, considering a message on her phone. Priscilla is behind her, leaning over the backrest, her nose even closer to the phonescreen.
“Fatima thinks it’s weird!” Athena retorts, conceding that Kane isn’t as cool as Priscilla.
“She thinks everything fun is weird! Besides, since when did you care what either of them think?”
Athena snorts. Again, Priscilla is right for the most part. But Athena finds it ironic given how much she does to get under those two’s skin.
“What if she’s like, a serial killer or something.”
“Then I’ll watch. I’ll watch and if she tries to kill you I’ll kill her first!”
“You wanna watch?”
“If you let me.” Priscilla proceeds to give Athena a friendly peck on the cheek. Athena knows it’s a friendly one. She knows what a more serious kiss from Priscilla feels like.
“Ugh ‘Thens, I know that you know that I’m just speaking for your inner voice right now. She’s been a big fan even from our open mic days! And she’s-” Priscilla is cut off.
“She’s hot, Prissy. She’s real hot.”
“Then you have my permission.” Priscilla says, nodding sagely. But Athena was already getting up to grab her coat.
“You can watch if you want.” Athena says halfway out the door.
***
“UUuuuuuooooorrfgghp… I’m not full yet.” Iuni says, in a half groan.
“Then I’ll order more.” Priscilla snaps her phone open and opens DoorDash.
“Pris-uuuuoorrgh-sy, it’s fine. I’ll…” Iuni is cut off by a rumble in her belly. Hard to tell if it’s gas or hunger.
“Listen to your body, Iuni. What do you want? Extra cheese?”
“And a large Coke Zero! Wait, no! Two. Three, one for me. Fatima, you want anything?” Priscilla says, poking at Fatima, who has thus far been on her laptop. Her headphones play music at dangerous volumes to block out Iuni’s belching.
“Thank you Priscilla but,” she says flatly, gesturing to Iuni. Her face and fingers are covered in grease, and she’s spreading it on her exposed belly as she rubs it, “I think this whole band has had enough to eat after this display.”
“Pointedly, it was not enoughhuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp…” Iuni says with a smirk.
Fatima chokes back a gag.
“Oookay then, it was gonna be my treat…” Priscilla says, exaggeratedly turning her back to Fatima.
“Ugh, boneless wings for me. Extra spicy.” Fatima says with a huff, putting her headphones back on.
“I’ll make it two of those.” Priscilla punches the order in on her very slowly.
“Ugh, Priscilla! Fine. Three. And fries.”
Priscilla giggles as she modifies the order.
“Will you-HIC hold on… MMmgguuuoorrrprrrrrrrrpp… uuaaaaaAArrrrrrp… Will you share, Fatima?” Iuni manages to get out between burps.
“No.”
***
“I take it I don’t have to kill anyone, ‘Thens?”
Athena stumbles through the door and drops a mostly empty beer bottle. Her hair is a mess and her coat is inside out.
“GUOOOUUUURRRP!” Athena shakes the room with a belch.
“Athena’sssuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp… Athena’s back.” Iuni says lazily, her belly a mountain in the air as she lays on the couch.
“Yes Iuni, we all heard.” Fatima says sharply. One wouldn’t guess how much food was in her by looking at her, but the empty boxes that litter the space around her had to come from somewhere.
“She-HIC! She bought me drinks.” Athena says groggily.
“And you two just had drinks?” Priscilla prods.
“No, Priscilla. We did not stop at drinks.”
Priscilla smirks. “How many?”
“Ugh, I lost count. 6 times? Maybe 7?” Athena crashes on the couch beside Iuni, which in turn shakes out a 10-second burp.
“Awesome! But I meant drinks, ‘Thens.” Priscilla says, joining the two on the couch and softly rubbed Athena’s tummy. In a friendly way. It’s tight under her corset.
“Oh. Fuck. Uh… HUUUOOORRRRRRP!” Athena smacks her lips, tasting again what she drank. “I lost count.”
