Bronislava

One of Heavy’s sisters

[emotionally-uhhhhhh-yana]

I have returned from helping @emotionally-confused-bronislava deal with the horrors

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

And a child

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Yes! Show me!

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Holds up a baby* I found her in a dumpster. She is mine now.

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*gasps*

I have a niece!

*claps hands excitedly*

May I hold her?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Sure *Hands her over* Be. Careful

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*holds her like a porcelain egg*

Oh! She is precious! What is her name?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I can’t think of one

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

What about ... Zhannaslava?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

No.

*Thinks for a minute* Should I name her Irene?

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Irene?

*thinks hard*

*looks at the baby*

*gets spit up on*

Yes. Irene is good.

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Takes child back* Maybe you should go get cleaned up….

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Yes! Show me!

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Holds up a baby* I found her in a dumpster. She is mine now.

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*gasps*

I have a niece!

*claps hands excitedly*

May I hold her?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Sure *Hands her over* Be. Careful

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*holds her like a porcelain egg*

Oh! She is precious! What is her name?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I can’t think of one

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

What about ... Zhannaslava?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

No.

*Thinks for a minute* Should I name her Irene?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Yes! Show me!

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Holds up a baby* I found her in a dumpster. She is mine now.

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*gasps*

I have a niece!

*claps hands excitedly*

May I hold her?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Sure *Hands her over* Be. Careful

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*holds her like a porcelain egg*

Oh! She is precious! What is her name?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I can’t think of one

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Yes! Show me!

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Holds up a baby* I found her in a dumpster. She is mine now.

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

*gasps*

I have a niece!

*claps hands excitedly*

May I hold her?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Sure *Hands her over* Be. Careful

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-motivated-zhanna]

Yes! Show me!

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Holds up a baby* I found her in a dumpster. She is mine now.

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@emotionally-motivated-zhanna SISTER! I HAVE SOMETHING I WISH TO SHOW YOU

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I have a question. What desserts are in your homeland?

Do you mean the names of them or just the kinds of desserts there are?

[elfmoon3]

Both

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Well the types of desserts are greatly varied, and every time I try to talk to a non Russian about them they see the names as funny. 🙂

[elfmoon3]

I heard ya'll have something called waffle cakes. Are those good?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Yes

[elfmoon3]

*looks at a picture of one on her phone* Wow, they're very colorful. You should definitely introduce these to Pyro. They love rainbows.

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I will

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I have a question. What desserts are in your homeland?

Do you mean the names of them or just the kinds of desserts there are?

[elfmoon3]

Both

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Well the types of desserts are greatly varied, and every time I try to talk to a non Russian about them they see the names as funny. 🙂

[elfmoon3]

I heard ya'll have something called waffle cakes. Are those good?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Yes

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I have a question. What desserts are in your homeland?

Do you mean the names of them or just the kinds of desserts there are?

[elfmoon3]

Both

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

Well the types of desserts are greatly varied, and every time I try to talk to a non Russian about them they see the names as funny. 🙂

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I have a question. What desserts are in your homeland?

Do you mean the names of them or just the kinds of desserts there are?

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

Hey Garfuckle, give me my hat back

- @emotionally-confused-bronislava

no

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I said,

GIVE IT BACK

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

uh no

*eats it*

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Throws you out a window*

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

this will not go unpunished

you will answer at your final hour

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

The fuck?

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@tf2-heavys-mom @emotionally-ghostly-leontiy @emotionally-intense-heavy @emotionally-uhhhhhh-yana

I may or may not have adopted a child I found in a dumpster

[emotionally-intense-heavy]

Heavy is sorry what-

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I adopted a baby I found in a dumpster

[emotionally-intense-heavy]

*about to say something, but remembers adopting a balloon kid he found on the street*

Okay.

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

And it’s a real baby, not a balloon

*The noises of a baby crying in a different room*

Well I have to go take care of my new responsibility

*Walks off*

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

Hey Garfuckle, give me my hat back

- @emotionally-confused-bronislava

no

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I said,

GIVE IT BACK

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

uh no

*eats it*

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

*Throws you out a window*

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@tf2-heavys-mom @emotionally-ghostly-leontiy @emotionally-intense-heavy @emotionally-uhhhhhh-yana

I may or may not have adopted a child I found in a dumpster

[emotionally-intense-heavy]

Heavy is sorry what-

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I adopted a baby I found in a dumpster

[emotionallyhatesmondaysgarfunkle]

Hey Garfuckle, give me my hat back

- @emotionally-confused-bronislava

no

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

I said,

GIVE IT BACK

[emotionally-confused-bronislava]

@tf2-heavys-mom @emotionally-ghostly-leontiy @emotionally-intense-heavy @emotionally-uhhhhhh-yana

I may or may not have adopted a child I found in a dumpster