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cruel intentions → sentence meme
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
❝You amaze me.❞
❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
❝What shall we toast to?❞
❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
❝Tastes good.❞
❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
❝Are you a lesbian?❞
❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
❝I’m impressed.❞
❝Well, I’m in love.❞
❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
❝Fucking idiot…❞
❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
❝And how are things down under?❞
❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
❝ What are the terms?❞
❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
❝Why can’t we be together?❞
❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
❝I can be sexy!❞
❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
❝What happened to us?❞
❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
I looked decent today?
me writing nsfw : god this is awful me writing anything : god this is awful
guess who’s back ????
BE MORE CHILL SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ c’mon ! ❜ ❛ go ! ❜ ❛ my brain is gonna freakin’ explode. ❜ ❛ freaking out is my okay. ❜ ❛ good morning , time to start the day. ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna be a hero. ❜ ❛ i’ll never be your rob deniro. ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna be special. ❜ ❛ i just wanna survive. ❜ ❛ that’s not what i need right now. ❜ ❛ that was smooth. ❜ ❛ i’m feeling kinda cocky. ❜ ❛ you look like ass. ❜ ❛ what’s wrong ? ❜ ❛ why am i telling this to you ? ❜ ❛ my heart is like wow ! ❜ ❛ it’s better than drugs. ❜ ❛ right now you’re helpless. ❜ ❛ you & i are a team. ❜ ❛ high school is hell. ❜ ❛ watch out ! ❜ ❛ we have each other’s back. ❜ ❛ you’re my favourite person. ❜ ❛ it’s an effed up world. ❜ ❛ everything about you is so terrible. ❜ ❛ don’t freak out. ❜ ❛ you look sexy. ❜ ❛ it’s still painful. ❜ ❛ do you wanna ride ? ❜ ❛ don’t you say no. ❜ ❛ you have to obey. ❜ ❛ then something changes. ❜ ❛ a guy/girl that you’d kinda be into. ❜ ❛ are you coming ? ❜ ❛ am i late ? ❜ ❛ you need a drink. ❜ ❛ no you can’t come in ! ❜ ❛ i’ll just blame it on weed. ❜ ❛ wish i was never born. ❜ ❛ god ! he/she’s such a loser. ❜ ❛ awesome party. ❜ ❛ spit it out ! ❜ ❛ i thought i was dreaming. ❜ ❛ no , i was crying. ❜ ❛ i gotta help somehow. ❜ ❛ the situation is grave. ❜ ❛ you just suck it up & go ! ❜ ❛ that’s not what i wanted. ❜ ❛ i love you. ❜
When Dexter started seeing Brian instead of Harry…
Did you kill all these people? … I did.
BoJack Horseman Starters
❝ I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can. ❞
❝ I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! ❞
❝ You didn’t know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me. ❞
❝ You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. ❞
❝ Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞
❝ I need you to tell me that I’m good. ❞
❝ It gets easier. Everyday it gets a little easier. ❞
❝ Well that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices. ❞
❝ It takes a long time to realize, how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. ❞
❝ I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy. ❞
❝ Everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. ❞
❝ I don’t know why everybody keeps asking if I remember things, I don’t. ❞
❝ Yeah I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self control and I hate myself. ❞
❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? ❞
❝ I was just thinking about how nice things could’ve been if you had chosen this life. ❞
❝ What do you mean what’s next? Why does everything have to have a next? ❞
❝ You know what’s the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen, and I let myself get excited anyways. ❞
❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞
❝ It’s not you, it’s that bad thing you did. ❞
❝ Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance. ❞
❝ What else could the universe POSSIBLY owe you? ❞
❝ The only thing to do now is just keep living forward. ❞
❝ Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people. ❞
❝ In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. ❞
❝ Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. ❞
❝ I think I’m just a dumb asshole. Can’t it just be that? ❞
❝ It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them. ❞
❝ You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself. ❞
❝ You’re such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing and you would only hear the one mean thing. ❞
❝ Don’t fetishize your own sadness. ❞
❝ You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. ❞
❝ I realized people don’t change because they want to change. They change because they have to change. ❞
❝ There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them. ❞
❝ I have nothing to show for the live I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me. ❞
❝ I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. ❞
❝ It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. ❞
❝ I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change. ❞
❝ It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts. ❞
❝ Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it’s incredible. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay! ❞
❝ I’m not gonna be your prop so you can feel better! ❞
❝ You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever they want and doesn’t give a shit about who they hurt. ❞
❝ …It’s not too late for me, is it? ❞
❝ I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry. ❞
❝ You were born broken, that’s your birthright. ❞
❝ All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. ❞
❝ Everything comes so easy for you. ❞
❝ I know I don’t always have the right words and I don’t always have the right feelings, but I love you so much and I need you to know that. ❞
❝ I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing. ❞
❝ Wherever you are, please come home. ❞
❝ Am I doomed? Are we all doomed? ❞
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
Josephine Hart, Damage. (via limbvice)
WHOA, HERE SHE COMES ! WATCH OUT BOYS, SHE’LL CHEW YOU UP ! WHOA, HERE SHE COMES ! she’s a MAN EATER !!
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Murder starters
“Are they dead?”
“Oh my God, you KILLED a PERSON!”
“Am I next on your hit list?”
“Calm down, it’s just a corpse.”
“Do you act like this every time someone kills something in front of you?”
“You can’t go around killing people- that’s illegal!”
“Don’t be ridiculous; you just ran a red light so that makes you just as guilty.”
“Give me a minute to process the fact that I just witnessed you murdering someone.”
“Are you sure they’re dead?”
“They had it coming.”
“It’s like they were asking to be killed.”
“If it wasn’t me, it would have been someone else.”
“If it upsets you that much, then don’t look.”
“How can you eat after what you just did?”
“Just because I killed one person, it doesn’t mean I’m about to go on a murder spree!”
“Why must you make a big deal out of one little corpse?”
“If it makes you happy, I’ll notify their family.”
“How do you expect me to sleep after that?”
“I killed someone.”
“What if they had a family? Did you ever think about that?”
ɪ'ᴍ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ. ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇs ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ.