Hello little ones!

I am Galvatron! Overall ruler of the Predacons I am the "Emperor of Destruction" (Don't worry it is just a title), I have always desired to look after my men (And my dear little brother) and have been informed that going on this 'social media' would be an excellent way to reach more people!

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Greetings, old friend! It's good to see you again!

Greetings young traveller!

It is a delight to see a returning face!

I do wish you have been well since the time we last spoke?

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Wdym by poor unfortunate souls?

Anon,

Have you seen the way their superiors treat them?

Such potential crushed.

I am aware they're not 'innocent angels' but so many being hurt by their Megatrons sometimes for little to no reason just...

I can't help but feel my Spark sink with sorrow at their predicament. Especially when compared to my own Starscream?

He is amazingly smart! Charming! Energetic and with a sharp optic for details! He is just a wonderful subordinate to have! I can't help but think about how many other Starscreams might also have been such fun-loving bright sparks had they not been crushed.

I wish I could help them all... But alas, I cannot. I also don't really think my own Starscream would appreciate so many other 'hims' about.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

What are your thoughts on every other Starscream? (Other than BWII ofc)

Ah...

Those poor unfortunate souls...

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Which Megatron is the biggest d*ck in your opinion? Also which Optimus is the biggest d*ck in your opinion?

Hello anon!

There are many to choose from, I find disappointment in a lot, if not all, of them. The original one from my own timeline? Horrible, terrible. The new guy who uses his name? There's potential but he rarely sees his men as anything other than pawns for his games, it's why we fought as I needed to teach him a lesson.

I'm not sure who I could pick outright, but I do find the one from the timeline you have branded "TFA" to be... More upsetting to me.

His silver tongue drips poison to those who chase after him. Granted the Autobots of his timeline are no prizes either and need a thorough remodelling, I still feel... unsettled by his manipulatory tactics.

As for the various Optimus's... Hmm, I would nominate Lio Convoy for the fact he uses his own son as a child soldier, EUGH, disgusting. Alas, I am aware of one "Optimus Primal" so I suppose his presence negates Convoy.

Which is a shame because I'd pick him any day.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Gives them Smash Ultimate. Two weeks later: Who is your favorite character and who are your men's favorites?

Hello internet stranger!

Thank you for the game! It’s a bit violent, but we had fun playing together!

I like to play as Kirby! He is adorable! Sometimes I like Jigglypuff too! Also a cutie! Gannondorf seems nice too, has a strong presence and good arms for hugging! I don’t like seeing Pichu or Bowser Jr fight though, they’re too young to be fighting like this!

Megastorm likes playing as Bowser! It’s lovely seeing him get so excited! Starscream likes the Bayonetta character, calling her very stylish. He says this about Sephiroth too, and to quote him Rosalina and her dress is “On point”. BB likes to play as either Fox or Wolf, I sense a theme there. Dirge likes to play as the two Kong characters, I asked and his response about his fondness for the two was just “Monke”. Thrust likes Banjo and Kazooie, he’s pretty fond of their music.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

-gives cinnamon rolls- Here friend. You remind me of these treats. Enjoy C:

Hello Werd!

These are absolutely delicious! Not sure how they remind you of me though...

Do you mind me sharing them with my crew? I think they will like these!

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

How did you feel when you got possessed by Unicron?

((Nothing, considering he was dead and Unicron was pretty much piloting his corpse around. So no questions can be aimed there, sorry.

But alive!Galvatron would view the idea of being possessed by Unicron to be the ultimate horror, the outright worst thing in all of existence. Seeing as he’s aware of what his predecessor went through with the ab*se and torment he received from Unicron and how it contributed to his mental health issues not to mention... it’s Unicron. He wouldn’t want to be possessed by such evil.))

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Have you ever met/seen alternate reality versions of yourself, such as Beast Wars Uprising Galvatron?

Dear internet user,

I don’t actually get to meet them, Starscream has shown me a place called a “wiki” where I can ‘view’ them. He’s ever-so-helpful!

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

How do you feel about your namesake beating the scrap out of half his men whereas you’re kind to them?

I have already answered a question like this before as you can see here.

I find it quite upsetting to have now been asked twice about my namesake as if you want me to say horrible things about a long-deceased mech with mental health issues.

The old Megatron beat up his men JUST as much! It’s no excuse but you seem to be angling for a negative answer just because I share a name with the mech and because, he’s to quote that unpleasant anon, “insane”.

Eugh, forgive me for saying that about someone’s mental state.

I’m sorry.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

What do you think of Galvatron II?

Hello, internet one!.

Hmm, to have escaped the horrific monstrosity of the dreaded Unicron’s control to earn freedom, only to have that devil reach through time itself to drag him back to the pits of tortured servitude to that beast?...

I feel pity for him and wish I could’ve helped but alas, it appears he has lost himself to his own torment. A sad tale indeed, especially with all the pain he caused along the way.

There are many alternate timelines and realities, not all are happy. More reason to do our best to take care of this timeline! Take care of ourselves and help each other. Look after each other out there, don’t let the likes of Unicron take you!.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Genuine question: What do you think of Aligned Megatron and Armada Megatron?

Hello internet anon.

Aligned Megatron had a good goal in his spark! To end the inequality between societies imaginary ‘boundaries’! I can agree to that! What do you think I wish for! It’s what I fight for! Seeing as the Decepticons ‘lost’ the war the Autobots descendants, the Maximals, think it gives them a right to be ‘above’ us. Sadly it seems he fell to the notion of power. Actual power. I prefer to use my power as a shield... Say it enough and put on a display and people will hopefully stop wanting to treat me and my men violently if they feel they cannot win, then, maybe, they’ll be willing to sit and talk rather than fight.

It’s why I have such an issue with Lio Convoy, he talks of ‘peace’ but he’s only ever preached violence around me.

This, Armada Megatron? It is a shame his desire for power has clouded his mind and become an obsession. He has good men underneath him and should treasure that. I’d say I admire his determination... he has that at least.

Power should be used for the benefit of all, there isn’t a problem with wanting to become powerful. It’s what you use that power for.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Dear Galvatron, do you wish you had a combiner who was loyal to you on your side? The Seacons seem to mostly be interested in personal gain excluding Halfshell, who genuinely appreciates his crewmates. Sincerely, TM Waspy Dude

It would be advantageous yes, but my men are enough for me right now. Besides when seeing about creating a combiner between us, many of my team seemed too unsure about making the upgrade to a combiner form.

Starscream and BB do have a combination form but it is not a combiner in the sense you are talking about. It is more a... combination to merge powers to make an attack stronger than what either of them could’ve done individually.

Hmm, yes, Halfshell I can respect his care for his crewmates but I hold no fondness for pirates who regularly kill, steal and do dirty work for money.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Did you ever want a fusion cannon attached to your arm, Galvatron sama?

Haha

Absolutely not.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Remember when you drank that bad oil and went on a drunken rampage in dragon mode?

Augh, don’t remind me.

After that incident I had a very long talk with Starscream about leaving drugged oil out, unsupervised AND unlabelled!.

Goodness, gracious me! I may have been coughing up dust and earth, begging for some kind of fluid intake but I would NEVER have touched it if I knew it was a cocktail of chemicals and drugs.

Don’t eat or drink anything unless you know EXACTLY what’s in it! I’ve learned that lesson, albeit accidentally, the hard way too. So please be careful!

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Do you find it kind of ironic that your namesake, The original galvatron was insane, while you aren't.

How dare you anon!?

I am aware my namesake was not the most perfect of beings, no one is. Yet he still tried his best!.

But to call a mech with MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES INSANE!? HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE!

Sorry, sorry, I shouldn’t raise my voice...

But that is horribly insensitive.

I will not tolerate such words against beings with mental health problems! Regardless of who they are! It is a low and disgusting blow! If you were on my ship right now Anon, I’d make you clean the dishes and then write an essay on what you did wrong and read it to everyone!. I’m sorry but I have to be so harsh about these things! It is unacceptable!.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Galvatron, hi! My name's Waspy and I'm a huge fan. Quick question. If you had to choose an Earth species, extinct or extant, as an alt mode, what would it be?

Well hello Waspy!

I already have a Gaian or “Earthen” beast alt mode, selected by one ‘Mother comptuer’. I had requested the strongest of alt modes! What better way to protect my men while also leading them! It gave me a Dragon!

Although, further investigation has proven fruitless in showing whether Dragons truly existed on this planet at some point in it’s long, long history or were myths.

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Galvatron, Galvs! Do you take suggestions? You should get the Predacons some havagu!

Why hello dear Autobot!

I am absolutely open to suggestions, however, I’m afraid I do not know what “Havagu” is. I can’t find anything in our database and nothing in my books, I fear I am unable to provide my dear Predacons with this!

May I make a request of you young Smokescreen? Can you tell me what this “Havagu” is so that I may provide my men with it?

[ask-smokescreen]

HAVAGU-UD DAY!

Haha, gottem!

[emperor-galvatron-sama]

Oh... oh! Oooohhh!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! Very clever! You indeed 'got me good' I simply must try this with my brother! One moment...

... ...

He groaned and pushed me away before hiding in his room. A success!.