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Hello everyone! Welcome to empires season 2 headcanons! I’m Eevee, the new owner! My main account is @eevee-eclair

Well into the series, post your thoughts and sillies about these block guys and gals!

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hermes is somehow connected to the log fire (forgot the word) at spawn.

the log fire and hermes both can control the weather :)

Hermes has his own empire, and it’s spawn and the campfire!

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Jimmy could be like a toy that is fully flexible to the point where he could do a 360 turn with his neck. Also what if the gunpowder he traded is like a fuel or something which is why he charges people to buy it because he needs it to stay conscious which shows his trust in his allies because they are given it free.

I love this, actually. Even better if Jimmy still denies the toy thing and claims “everyone can do that” when people freak out over his neck rotating

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he/they archeologist pix a silly lil second headcanon is that god Pearl just took False outta Hermitcraft and put her in Empires, for funsies :)

“For the lols” she said. “I’ll be funny” she said. Well, no one warned her these people were weirder than Hermits

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It’s also debated what the significance of ‘Sausage’ is, most evidence points to it being a dog but the amount of offerings left on the grave may hold credence to ‘Sausage’ being a minor deity. Pixl probably interrogates Oli for info at some point lmao (2/2)

Oli just shrugs and says “a best friend” very sadly

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In oli’s new video, he mentions somewhere near the 10 min mark that his house “will stand the test of time!” So I like to imagine that the ruins of the ArchipOligo are still there, and that they’re like Important Historical Ruins that have been hotly debated, because it showed that people *were* around after the rapture. (1/2)

This is funnier now that his second episode came out and Pix took his house

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One day Katherine passes put, and everyone freaks out because they think she's dead because she is neither breathing, nor is her heart beating.

Katherine wakes up 10 minutes later, turns out she's been undead this whole time and had no clue.

Oh my gosh wait that’s actually such a cool concept! And also horrifying to find out like that!

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Lizzie is like a cat, not a cat human hybrid, basically just a cat. There for have to use either a wheelchair, crutches, cane/walking stick what ever you wanna think, to get around

She comes up with elaborate stories about why she needs mobile aids, and each story is different than the last

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Goblins may use minecarts to transport people and goods around caverns of the Goblands, but

For particularly tight spots, places that haven't been completely developed yet, buildings hanging from ceilings/walls, new tunnels, etc

They use giant centipedes (kinda like boars would be the equivalent of riding horses, giant centipedes would be the equivalent of cart horses)

Also the centipedes have cute faces that is absolutely necessary :3

That’s actually so clever! And terrifying!

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fWhip's name is actually just kind of a whistle sound, but it's a very specific whistle and he hates how humans always do it wrong, so he let the others pick what to call him

Goblins communicate with whistles and clicks. He tried to teach his friends, but they butchered it so bad he gave up and shooed them home before they called someone else’s mother a gerbil

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I like the species headcanons. Specifically Shubble. So now I’m just gonna—

It makes sense for Shubble being a Nature Goddess. Nature is wild, free, and chaotic. That’s the opposite of a school where there are rules. Her living in the Swamp is the perfect place for her to grow into her divinity.

Also, I just think Joel’s reaction to Shubble being a real goddess will be hilarious!

Ooooo!!! Yeah! Joel’s jaw would drop and he would never hear then end about him not being the only god

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If pix finds anything interesting he puts it in a glass case to 'preserve history '. It doesn't matter how new it is or how little it has to do with history, if he likes it, it's going in a glass case.

He’s got things from candy to socks to a cookie Gem once made for him

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The King of the Kingdom of Mezalea was the last of the old rulers to pass on. To keep him company, he had made terracotta clones to look like his old friends. Most of the clones are long gone. Except for one who returned to the mesa, but now believes himself to be human.

HOLY SHIT

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Season two sausage is one of those guys who never goes to bathroom despite how much they complain about needing to go

Joel is the complete opposite, he announces he needs to go then disappears

KWNDOAMAKDJDNANAN

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Esmp! False is the same person as Hermit! False, everything after 019 of hermitcraft, is a different version of False.. True Symmetry ..? A imposter..

I haven’t seen False’ POV, but this seems kinda sus

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Shelby actually has a degree in mixology (if you can get one, not sure), it was her fall back for magic. She still bartends sometimes, but most of the time it's only if the other rulers ask, like how Sausage asked if she could make some drinks for the Tavern. She tends to add her own little spin on things with a little magic. She is always the friend you wanna have over if your going to drink, because she always knows when its too much, and she makes sure that everyone has water to drink. (I hope this ask is okay, but if not, that's totally okay!)

Sometimes, they’ll ask her to bartend for big server wide events. She once made cocktails for Scott’s birthday!

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What if the Wizard Council of Shelby’s School, is just the Coven Witches from X Life..?

I haven yet to finish X Life, but if this were true it wouldn’t surprise me