Dialogue from my fanfic for use as⊠Sentence Starters!
âIf youâre all hiding and this is some prank, I can tell you right now that I do not find it funny, not funny at all.â
âDidnât we do all this yesterday? Not a very good prank, if you ask me. Unoriginal.â
âIâm just going to go along with things, as it were. Assuming that this whole place did not already explode and that I was not just orbiting around the moon five minutes ago.â
âDead! Did I said dead? Nobodyâs dead!â
âOh my God⊠Oh my God! What am I going to do?! How could this happen?! What am I going to do?!â
âWhat? Whatâs all this? âProgram not respondingâ? What in the bloody hell does that mean?!â
âWhat are you-..Why are you hitting me? Oww! Oh my God, are you mad?! Stop hitting me! Ow, that hurts! Really hurts, would just like to point that out!â
âI donât know whether youâve noticed, but both of us seem to be plummeting quite rapidly, alarmingly, to our deaths. Now would be a GREAT time for putting old grudges behind us and working together on this.â
âMeh, Iâve seen that all before. Not very impressive.â
âBut thatâs impossible, isnât it? I mean, itâs not like a murderous alien race took over the whole planet and killed all the humans and this all happened to coincide with the murder of all the scientists by way of neurotoxin so now the whole facility has been abandoned and all the test subjects are dead and everything has become steadily more and more dilapidated over the course of several millennia until the reactor core started melting down, right? Because that would be a pretty absurd turn of events.â
âJust stop murdering me! Murder is bad, didnât they teach you that?!â
âNext time donât be so vague! It isnât nice. You really had me worried there for a second!â
âRRRRRGGGHH! Deviant behavior?! Deviant behavior?! Iâll show them DEVIANT BEHAVIOR!â
âI realize that it does appear that I am still alive, but I can assure you that maybe about ten, fifteen minutes ago, I was electrocuted to death.â
âI would rather not have to smash down your glass wall, mostly because I donât fancy being cut to ribbons, so maybe we could call a truce, somehow?â
âI promise you, if you come out right now and have a look at me, this cake right here is all yours. All of it. The whole thing.â
âOh, brilliant! Weâre making some headway!â
âOh wow, that was exhilarating. Exhilarating, but almost nearly pointless.â
âYou have just proved that you can hear, comprehend, and obey directions. Thank you so much for your participation in this enlightening study. Donât expect a check in the mail.â
âWe indulged in your strange little fantasy for long enough, and now itâs time to restart and follow along with the real story.â