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batmanisagatewaydrug

I must not fuck with my cuticles. fucking with my cuticles is the cuticle fucker.

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

santijpg-gone-deactivated202303

making this post ruined my life

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

tvandfilm

Craig Robinson as Doug Judy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013—2021)

#brooklyn nine nine

fencecollapsed

#the guy who didn't like musicals #lmao

larval-tear

you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

#sure i'll reblog that

important-animal-images

#im gonna cry 😭💕 why is he so 👉👈

crimsonservbot

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?