LET THEM EAT CAKE @empurror - Tumblr Blog

its been a hot millennium since i used tumblr, sorry if anyones still following me and sees more of the lukewarm tension between me and our dear friend jeremy

cottagecheese-crayon

Au boyo, Vinny he's the head guard but always sleepy-

Blacklight version is to represent their star animatronics, especially the Marionette.

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empurror

oops! you traced again!

cottagecheese-crayon

Scottie the hottie? Mh vincent sure seems to agree with the statement🍇📞

Are we all forgetting the most popular gay fnaf ship?💜🖤 let me revive it for y'all!!

•IF REPOSTING, Please credit! Name or link is fine!

empurror

Hi this person is a tracer (tho this picture is straight up stolen not even traced lmao)

Original is from https://www.instagram.com/vehement_virus/

I cannot emphasize how big and multicolored their clown wig is. They have to make a new account nearly every week on p much any website because they’re always getting banned for tracing and scamming people out of commissions/designs/etc. I’d say it’s hilarious, but they do actually scam people now and then, so y’know.

Anyway Jeremys gonna pee their pants when they see my username since apparently they’re scared of me and then delete this post, block me, and reupload it so I can’t comment on it. Bc they think blocking me prevents me from keeping an eye on their shenanigans. Ok bud.

empurror

Also... imagine asking for credit on reposts when you’re reposting someone’s art without credit. Just imagine thinking of that with your whole brain. Imagine the gentle squeaking of your clown shoes in anticipation for another drop of temporary clout as you hit “post.” You did it, you, a humble Jeremy, stole the Five Nights At Freddys Man Behind The Slaughter art. Everyone on Tumblr dot com will surely believe it’s yours this time. You honk your nose with glee at another successful art heist.

#text me back jeremy #do it or no balls

cottagecheese-crayon

Scottie the hottie? Mh vincent sure seems to agree with the statement🍇📞

Are we all forgetting the most popular gay fnaf ship?💜🖤 let me revive it for y'all!!

•IF REPOSTING, Please credit! Name or link is fine!

empurror

Hi this person is a tracer (tho this picture is straight up stolen not even traced lmao)

Original is from https://www.instagram.com/vehement_virus/

I cannot emphasize how big and multicolored their clown wig is. They have to make a new account nearly every week on p much any website because they’re always getting banned for tracing and scamming people out of commissions/designs/etc. I’d say it’s hilarious, but they do actually scam people now and then, so y’know.

Anyway Jeremys gonna pee their pants when they see my username since apparently they’re scared of me and then delete this post, block me, and reupload it so I can’t comment on it. Bc they think blocking me prevents me from keeping an eye on their shenanigans. Ok bud.

#cottagecheese-crayon

scooptroop

I’m howlin

usesplashattack-deactivated2025

ghostheather-deactivated2020051

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

ghostheather-deactivated2020051

tumblr flagged 8% of the posts on my art blog which is entirely sfw

im ready for this hellsite to perish

orteil42

@staff be like

clock-heart-deactivated20251220

one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys

like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money

therebloggening

I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless. This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them. Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.

operayawns

In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario

squided

ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch

ganymedesclock

*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…

Let’s think about this for a moment.

Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.

Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.

Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.

Why?

Keep reading

sindri42

It’s established that there have been wars in the pokemon setting, and that they are absolutely devastating because of the sheer power of the pokemon involved and the lack of polite limits like sporting battles have. The Kanto region has seen a great deal less damage than the rest of the world in recent years, and my theory is that this is a direct result of how powerful Giovanni is and how much effort he has put into keeping lethal combat a long, long way away from his operations.

Most of the villains in the pokemon games are based on various sorts of terrorists (Aqua/Magma, Flare, Plasma), or sometimes street gangs like Team Skull. Team Rocket though, is clearly based on the Yakuza. Who are organized criminals, yes, with theft and extortion and shady real estate dealings all over the place, but got their start as a sort of neighborhood watch system. That continues to this day to some extent; Yakuza are typically the first on the scene of disaster relief and work to limit crime by non-members, not out of altruism, but for the simple reason that you can’t run a profitable criminal enterprise if everything around you is burning to the ground.

Profit requires stability. Losing a score today by maintaining the status quo means you can make more money tomorrow, while escalating the situation to lethal levels means creating a big heap of trouble for yourself and losing countless opportunities. That’s why you see grunts stealing both technologies and pokemon, you see them intimidating people, pushing people around, but not a single one carries a weapon and none of their pokemon ever uses a lethal attack.

So what can you do if you’re the head of the most powerful criminal organization in the world, de facto ruler of Kanto, and war breaks out in neighboring countries? My theory is that was the motivation behind the creation of Mewtwo. Because yes, he has superintelligence and potent telekinetic power, but what’s Mewtwo’s most dramatic signature ability in the movie? The creation of an impenetrable barrier. The only thing that could protect the islands against the biological weapons of mass destruction the rest of the world was unleashing against each other.

Now, given the established rules he works by, what do you do when a ten year old beats you in a casual sporting event? You give the kid fifty bucks, you promise to never do anything evil again, and you walk away. Yeah there would be some loss of face if this were a fight with a real rival or whatever, but you already established yourself as a Gym Leader and this kid is probably going to become Champion, so there’s no shame in declaring they passed your test and giving them a badge. Giving the kid a victory costs you basically nothing, and every other choice you have here would be expensive at best, potentially fatal.

wrenchinator-central

I’m living for this deep Pokémon analysis.

lesbianelric

but thats just my onion

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seasonalmelancholy

#fma

twinberry

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

twinberry

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

rockshitty

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.