Shen made me do this.
Blame him.
I'm Cassian Harper, former marine and now emt because unmedicated adhd needs adrenaline.
ask me shit. I can try to give advice.
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@emt-harper
Shen made me do this.
Blame him.
I'm Cassian Harper, former marine and now emt because unmedicated adhd needs adrenaline.
ask me shit. I can try to give advice.
went grocery shopping with Mal because apparently if left unattended he buys exclusively energy drinks and beef jerky.
he watched me pick up generic brand cereal and went: “i thought veterans got discounts.”
yeah man. not enough for name brand cheerios apparently
@redwindchaser
My bad I didn’t know it was a sensitive topic bro :(
@emt-harper girlie if u need i can buy them, i am his foster parent after all.
also maki you were supposed to be in the house today. when did you slip out. how did you slip out.
Malakai. you said you were allowed out.
Kaylee i'm so sorry he's coming back now.
went grocery shopping with Mal because apparently if left unattended he buys exclusively energy drinks and beef jerky.
he watched me pick up generic brand cereal and went: “i thought veterans got discounts.”
yeah man. not enough for name brand cheerios apparently
@redwindchaser
I really like the idea that after the searing pain of water filling your lungs when drowning, everything becomes a little easier once you pass out. Quiet in the minutes that you fully suffocate
It’s probably not even true, I work in the medical field, I should know if it’s true or not. But I like the idea
Can confirm.
gator misses you for some ungodly reason
@emt-harper
who is gator what is gator
What is the most interesting design you’ve seen or wanted to try on a bike?
Oooh I’ve always wanted a chrome wrap on my bikes
But they’re expensive and I never have a bike for long enough
Noted.
I tucked my alien in he’s eeping
They put my fireman helmet on a table cause it’s heavy though so I can’t tuck it in as well so here’s just a photo of it :(
wait is that a real helmet?? it looks sick, man.
Mhm mhm mhm!!!! It’s my favorite thing ever!!! I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up!! They’re so so so cool!!!!!!
Are you a paramedic 🤩 paramedics are as cool as firefighters and EMT’s they’re all so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most firefighters are paramedics. and paramedics are advanced trained EMTs, so maybe i'll take you on a shift one day, let you see what it's all about. you're small. you can probably like, fit in there or sit in the side seat while harper rides in the back.
you know I'm a CCP and not a babysitter right?
i didnt know u were a communist.
but like c'monnnnnnnn let the kiddo join us!!!!!!
...
One ride along.
also I'm not a communist I'm a Critical Care Paramedic
I tucked my alien in he’s eeping
They put my fireman helmet on a table cause it’s heavy though so I can’t tuck it in as well so here’s just a photo of it :(
wait is that a real helmet?? it looks sick, man.
Mhm mhm mhm!!!! It’s my favorite thing ever!!! I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up!! They’re so so so cool!!!!!!
Are you a paramedic 🤩 paramedics are as cool as firefighters and EMT’s they’re all so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most firefighters are paramedics. and paramedics are advanced trained EMTs, so maybe i'll take you on a shift one day, let you see what it's all about. you're small. you can probably like, fit in there or sit in the side seat while harper rides in the back.
you know I'm a CCP and not a babysitter right?
I LIVED!!!! I'm part robot now beep boop
@nursekayleeeee owes me mcdonads now
so much macdonalds :) i knew u'd be ok kiddo.
now the next step is getting mr thornypants to let you come home
I wanna go home :(
i know lovie, just try to get some sleep, okay? we'll sort this all out soon.
don't let them take me again :(
they can try.
dinnertime for the bravest kiddo i know
@redwindchaser i'm glad ur safe bubs. extra fries bc i know u were hungry for a while. i also have appleslices too, because u need veggies too, mr.
apples are fruits thou
yummy yummy Paul will eat them all!!
yea yea i didnt trust macdonalds salads so im gonna try to snag a fancy one from whole foods laters for u. u need all the vitamins and minerals to heal those bones and heart<3
can I get a red bull too???
erm- sweetie. we're gonna give your heart a little more healing time before we start stressing it again with energy drinks, okok?
but red bull :(
give it one week, ok? i know thats a long time, but please. we need ur heart strong as a bull before it can handle a red bull okok?
red bull sponsor me!!!!
no red bull.
there's a really scary looking paramedic asleep in one of the psych hallways.
I’ll go check it out thanks
she's fine its fine its harper shes worried about me
You're ruining my reputation
... do you want to come in or not
i don't want to crowd you...
there's a really scary looking paramedic asleep in one of the psych hallways.
I’ll go check it out thanks
she's fine its fine its harper shes worried about me
You're ruining my reputation
I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KICK YOU OUT
He can try. It won't work.
there's a really scary looking paramedic asleep in one of the psych hallways.
I’ll go check it out thanks
she's fine its fine its harper shes worried about me
You're ruining my reputation
good to hear from you again, brother
@emt-harper
if it isn’t my favorite emt, how are you?
alright, man. you look a little rough, though.
the scary lady is in emt blue and big arms.
@emt-harper
are you scaring the nurses?
...
no.
ive had two anons call you scary.
...
do you want to come in?
i have flowers.
the scary lady is in emt blue and big arms.
@emt-harper
are you scaring the nurses?
...
no.
women in stem!
I- yeah I'm definitely coming over on Monday, sage what the hell
this is objectively better than getting sprayed straight up from the pipe, you should be proud that im so intuitive!
Anything else in your apartment falling apart?
probably, can't pinpoint it all. we can have a scavenger hunt on monday to see what else is messed up and falling apart
I'll bring all my tools then, and my car.
What's wrong with that??
What were you raised in a frat house?
What's a frat house
A big house full of stupid college guys who 90% diy their environment, in a bad way
Oh. I never went to college so