Shen made me do this.
Blame him.
I'm Cassian Harper, former marine and now emt because unmedicated adhd needs adrenaline.
ask me shit. I can try to give advice.
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@emt-harper
Shen made me do this.
Blame him.
I'm Cassian Harper, former marine and now emt because unmedicated adhd needs adrenaline.
ask me shit. I can try to give advice.
mall day with the ladies. certified bag carrier and professional at being ignored by everyone.
I also carried bags fuck you very much.
I also carried you at one point.
i had quite a time as well!
i liked seeing you out of your work clothes ;)
I’ll make sure to wear the outfits you picked when we next go out then.
felt a bit like a pack mule but liked the company today
mall day with the ladies. certified bag carrier and professional at being ignored by everyone.
I also carried bags fuck you very much.
I also carried you at one point.
i don't know where im going and i don't really think i care. i don't think anyone cares at this point.
I’m kidnapping you.
harper can i come over? everything keeps going wrong.
-@milo-medicine
You okay? yeah you can come over, what's up?
i don't wanna talk about it i just want to be away from... them.
d'you have any wine or anything. if not i'll pick some up on the way. i have a coupon. i hate how beer tastes. no way in hell i'm willingly drinking wet gym sock.
I have spirits. Wine is gross.
harper can i come over? everything keeps going wrong.
-@milo-medicine
You okay? yeah you can come over, what's up?
Being queer in emergency medicine is great because every shift eventually turns into:
Nurse: "She's cute."
Me: "Stop."
Doctor: "She is cute."
Me: "Stop."
Milo: "She's definitely flirting with you."
Me: "All of you stop."
mm yeah u know youve been moving in all the best ways when your ribcage fills with raging pain and you stop being able to breathe properly.
hey um @emt-harper d'you mind grabbing me i'm in the bushes near the ambulance bay this is normal i just need to like be able to sit down.
Why. First Mac runs over his foot and now you can't breathe.
i didn't say i can't i said its difficult. im fine im just erm stuck in a bush. like. i've been claimed by the foliage. i thought this was a bench so i could stretch but no.
i just need help nobody's paying attention to the boots in the greenery and breathing sucks HALP
I will carry you out of the bush.
mm yeah u know youve been moving in all the best ways when your ribcage fills with raging pain and you stop being able to breathe properly.
hey um @emt-harper d'you mind grabbing me i'm in the bushes near the ambulance bay this is normal i just need to like be able to sit down.
Why. First Mac runs over his foot and now you can't breathe.
I spent seven years in the Marines.
I've treated patients in conditions that would make OSHA start crying.
I've been screamed at by surgeons, police officers, charge nurses, and one particularly angry grandmother.
But a pretty doctor saying "good morning" still has me acting like I got hit by a flashbang.
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She's
Everything? Kind, funny, doesn't take shit, super smart
I spent seven years in the Marines.
I've treated patients in conditions that would make OSHA start crying.
I've been screamed at by surgeons, police officers, charge nurses, and one particularly angry grandmother.
But a pretty doctor saying "good morning" still has me acting like I got hit by a flashbang.
can we get more caruso content :c?
oh but of course! (he loves his stuffies and his grass time.)
can I take him to the station please everyone would die
whats your type? older than you, younger than you, chunky, muscles? i'm building a portfolio.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🦄
I don't really have a type...
YOU MEAN I HAVE A CHANCE???? HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yeah I guess you do.
if you need recipes for what we got today i can help. I'm used to using like one industrial case of beans to make 12 different tasty dishes.
also next time im putting an air tag on you. i'm the only one allowed to get horrendously lost from my friends in open spaces. 😤
-@milo-medicine
I didn't know a vet discount could take that much off a shopping trip...