Bog Daddy

Sam | 29 | he/him | ♏ | enfp

[fnordseer5]

no way goku’s getting out of this one, he’d have to find some special way to start glowing and get 100x stronger

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[resident-idiot-simp]

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[starvy]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

[thethreemustyfears]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[giragirameganedan]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[greelin]

they just look like this

[greelin]

too many of you are being far too cruel.

[kris29301]

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no

[pukicho]

FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.