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sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I’m gonna kms now

nuh uh!! peoples always ask me what u like!! im giving them ideas other than macdonalds 😒😒😒

But you made me sound like a fat fucking chud

babes there were like four in that box. also look at u. currently ur doin a great job of cosplaying a toothpick. 😑

IM NOT A TOOTHPICK?!??

Stoick the Vast once had a crashout about a boy lookin like u and not in the good way. well, um it was actually Hiccup who was mimicking Stoick but you get me.

Oooooh that should be my Halloween costume

CAN I BE VLAKA THEN?? I'D BE ASTRID BUT THAT'D BE WEIRD.

THEN WE CAN DRESS SEBASTIAN UP LIKE TOOTHLESS OMFG THIS IS GREATTTT

AWWWWWWWW YES YES YES YESSSS

sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I’m gonna kms now

nuh uh!! peoples always ask me what u like!! im giving them ideas other than macdonalds 😒😒😒

But you made me sound like a fat fucking chud

babes there were like four in that box. also look at u. currently ur doin a great job of cosplaying a toothpick. 😑

IM NOT A TOOTHPICK?!??

Stoick the Vast once had a crashout about a boy lookin like u and not in the good way. well, um it was actually Hiccup who was mimicking Stoick but you get me.

Oooooh that should be my Halloween costume

sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I’m gonna kms now

nuh uh!! peoples always ask me what u like!! im giving them ideas other than macdonalds 😒😒😒

But you made me sound like a fat fucking chud

babes there were like four in that box. also look at u. currently ur doin a great job of cosplaying a toothpick. 😑

IM NOT A TOOTHPICK?!??

sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I’m gonna kms now

nuh uh!! peoples always ask me what u like!! im giving them ideas other than macdonalds 😒😒😒

But you made me sound like a fat fucking chud

sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

hehe 🤭🤭🤭

I’m gonna kms now

sorry abowt the late post but girldinner dinner party!!!

thanks for comming @andromeda-mae and @little-lover-deer

@redwindchaser u live with me but also thankyouuuuuu <3 it was funn<3 i hope you enjoyed ur first ceremonial girldinner

unpictured: an entire box of uncrustables that maki ate in like 30 minutes.

Why are you exposing me like that 😒😒😒

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

The lettuce cases, man

Dawg I’m not a doctor I don’t get what that means

It means there is a parasite in some lettuce that when people eat it, it makes them really sick man

oh gross, this is just another reason to eat McDonalds only

malaki i swear to god

????

youre killing me kiddo. i need to feed you proper food. im cooking you dinner tonight

Why is everyone so worried about me 😒😒😒

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

The lettuce cases, man

Dawg I’m not a doctor I don’t get what that means

It means there is a parasite in some lettuce that when people eat it, it makes them really sick man

oh gross, this is just another reason to eat McDonalds only

child no- there are healthy ways to get around the outbreak. its okay.

you are not going to me a macdonalds only kiddo.

fine I will eat healthy

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

The lettuce cases, man

Dawg I’m not a doctor I don’t get what that means

It means there is a parasite in some lettuce that when people eat it, it makes them really sick man

oh gross, this is just another reason to eat McDonalds only

malaki i swear to god

????

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

The lettuce cases, man

Dawg I’m not a doctor I don’t get what that means

It means there is a parasite in some lettuce that when people eat it, it makes them really sick man

oh gross, this is just another reason to eat McDonalds only

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

She would know

lylabueno

Exactly.

kiddo. kay knows. she knows all.

please for the love of all things lovely dont eat moldy bread im getting more bread i didnt know it went moldy please kiddoooooooo

okay, im sorry for wasting it

honeybee you're not wasting it. i dont want you to get sick sweetie.

if it makes you feel better we can start writing down a list of when we got each thing and their due dates so we know what to eat first!

Okay, that would work I guess

alright, i'll pick up a whiteboard at the dollar store for us.

you dont have to feel bad abotu this sweetie, food going icky is most likely my fault

no it's not, you work a lot you have other things to worry about!

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

The lettuce cases, man

Dawg I’m not a doctor I don’t get what that means

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

She would know

lylabueno

Exactly.

kiddo. kay knows. she knows all.

please for the love of all things lovely dont eat moldy bread im getting more bread i didnt know it went moldy please kiddoooooooo

okay, im sorry for wasting it

honeybee you're not wasting it. i dont want you to get sick sweetie.

if it makes you feel better we can start writing down a list of when we got each thing and their due dates so we know what to eat first!

Okay, that would work I guess

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

🫩🫩 dude

WHAT???

Do not eat the moldy bread, we already got enough cases because of the lettuce cases

Of the what?

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

If you see the mold on the bread, it's already in the rest of the bread, you should throw it out bud

but I don't want kay to get mad that I'm wasting it

I'll Uber you some more bread man

but that doesn't change that I wasted this :(

I don't think Kay would want you eating moldy bread

she doesn't havta know

She would know

lylabueno

Exactly.

kiddo. kay knows. she knows all.

please for the love of all things lovely dont eat moldy bread im getting more bread i didnt know it went moldy please kiddoooooooo

okay, im sorry for wasting it

Chat can I eat bread with mold on it?

I wouldn't recommend it bud

But I took the moldy pieces off

Maki no

why? no one is explaining why its bad

Mold is bad for you buddy. And since bread is a soft food, cutting off the visibly bad parts doesn’t guarantee the mold is all gone. When soft foods go moldy you can’t eat them. You’ll get sick