The contents of a medic brain

Basic paramedic/EMT-I from somewhere in Europe. You'll find ems sillyness and medical awesomeness.

[emt-monster]

What happens when you don’t poop for thirteen years: Megacolon of patient K.W. who suffered from Hirsprungs’ disease. Normal colon underneath for scale. At the Mütter Museum

[emt-monster]

Basically my jobdescription

[thankyounurses]

[emt-monster]

When you take your shoes off after a long day #freethefeet #barefootdriving

[emt-monster]

BAMF's on Lyn2 #ems #shades #falckpeople #emtlife

[nefarious-n]

When you get an IV on a patient on the first try after they said they’re a horrible stick and no one can get them.

[whatshouldwecallparamedicine]

When I'm in the middle of a call and the radio goes off

I’m like…

Submitted by Will

[murphysmedical]

Don’t ever Google anything, unless it’s how to make cookies.

Patient reflecting on the horrors of WebMD

(via murphysmedical)

[medic-man-deactivated20160711]

Ems

[homotology]

[doctordconline-blog]

Uremia

or uraemia can be translated as “urea in the blood”. Urea is one of the primary components of urine. It can be defined as an excess of amino acid and protein metabolism end products, such as urea and creatinine, in the blood that would be normally excreted in the urine. The Uremic Syndrome can be defined as the terminal clinical manifestation of kidney failure (also called renal failure).

It is the signs, symptoms and results from laboratory tests which result from inadequate excretory, regulatory and endocrine function of the kidneys.

Both uremia and the uremic syndrome have been used interchangeably to define a very high plasma urea concentration that is the result of renal failure.

#uremia #nephrology #usmle #doctordconline #doctor #nhs #usmlestep1 #usmlestep2 #nurse #nursing #hospital #patient #mbbs #md #pathology #medstudent #medicine #medlife @doctordconline

[emt-monster]

Foul mouthed health care professionals must be a big problem if they deserve their own poster... #ilikethisplacealready #swearingisgoodforyou (her: Kæbekirurgisk afd. Rigshospitalet)

[emt-monster]

For when you need coffee ASAP! 😴📞🚑☕️😁#espressoambulanz #ems #coffee #ambulance #berlin (her: Oranienburger Straße)

[emt-monster]

Stolen car plus hybris plus a brief car chase equals this: Two seriously injured, one fled the scene (got caught, tho). Thankfully, no one was killed.

[emt-monster]

This is my absolute favourite philosophy when dealing with patients/relatives at work!

[emt-monster]

DIY blackboard 😄 #ems #ambulance #washmycar #ecg #cardiology #paramedic #emt (her: Gentofte Akutklinik)

[emt-monster]

Inside of a CAT scanner! 🤓 #cool #catscanner #medicotechnology (her: Rigshospitalets TraumeCenter)