emi's asylum

minor! they/she/he idm any! personal yap blog - NO NSFW

[emtellectual]

hi. i'm emi, or em, whatever you prefer :) im a minor, for one. anyone 30+ please dni just for my comfort. no hate to you guys it's just my boundary ♡ i have a lovely lovely partner @callipso-withani my dear this is a sfw only blog, but that doesn't mean it's inherently child-safe. i swear and talk about weird things, so please be aware of that. i am an age regressor, but that side of me is very reclusive so not a lot of content will be about agere i love my mutuals forever and ever pleaseee interact with me send me asks talk to me i'm very lonely idec if you're a moot or not ♡♡

this is my shitpost blog and no i don't have a different one. i post weird shit and i swear a little, so if that makes you uncomfortable, don't follow me.

dni if:

nsfw, homophobic, transphobic, you don't support agere/petre or agedre/petdre, proshipper, k!nk, trump supporters, all of the other typical dni stuff etc etc.

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blocking all tadc tags rn. already got a spoiler and i'm lowk pissed at mys for not doing it sooner 😭😭

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there is a fycking bee sitting right next to me. i thought it was dead five minutes ago. it was not. it is now walking around on my desk with its little bee legs. its not even a bumblebee its one of those sleek little bastards and i want it out. have i ever mentioned that i HATE bees and wasps and all things that sting/bite and fly. spiders are fine. they don't fly. BUT BEES DO. i hate them but theyre pollinators so i try not to kill them. i'll kill a wasp happily tho. but i try not to kill bees especially bumblebees theyre just air pandas. back to the problem at hand WHAT THE FUCJ DO I DOOOO

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update: IT IS A FUCKING WASP. killing on sight next time i see it

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there is a fycking bee sitting right next to me. i thought it was dead five minutes ago. it was not. it is now walking around on my desk with its little bee legs. its not even a bumblebee its one of those sleek little bastards and i want it out. have i ever mentioned that i HATE bees and wasps and all things that sting/bite and fly. spiders are fine. they don't fly. BUT BEES DO. i hate them but theyre pollinators so i try not to kill them. i'll kill a wasp happily tho. but i try not to kill bees especially bumblebees theyre just air pandas. back to the problem at hand WHAT THE FUCJ DO I DOOOO

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has anyone else had a sort-of reoccurring dream. like its the same idea just a different perspective-

a couple months ago i had a dream about coming home from a trip to see a decimated town because there was a horrific storm where like ash and fire rained down

and then last night i had a dream where it was me and i was IN the firestorm and i had to sprint to get my shit and go to the basement or smth

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i feel fucking disgusting

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can i rip my skin off

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tag game? your favorite queer book/media described horribly. happy pride

out of the blue: the little mermaid but ariel is gender nonconforming and queer

mutuals ily @str4wb33yb4ndages, @callipso-withani, @asher-agere, @j3st3rpuppy, @damsel-understresss, @fizzpops-lilcorner, +open tags

this has prob been done over and over but we ball

[emtellectual]

that was a mistake now i js wan my bubby

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oh wtv screw you i'm baby

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i love my older brother. i'd never admit it out loud, but i do. hes the best brother a kid could ask for. hes home all this month and we hang out a lot. hes only two years older than me but hes a cool guy. he really likes history and wars and planes and stuff like that and he made me watch a movie about Alan turing at midnight ( we just finished it) and told me about all the history and some of the stuff the movie got wrong and it was cool. i missed him a lot. i cant tell if i'm feeling nostalgic or regressing. idk

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i love how the rainbow emoji on the happy pride tag is purple because it's trending. like no its all asexuals sorry. and bisexuals. and genderqueer people. and any other flag w purple. i'm sorry i'm dumb.

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emtellectual didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

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HAPPY PRIDEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL ♡♡♡♡♡♡♤

[emtellectual]

omgggg What We Carry author ilysm why do you torture me

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WHY IS CHOREOGRAPHING SO FUUUCKING HARRDDDDDD

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WHY is xuan ji really fine in the manhua