whowuddathunk

Emily. NYC Nothing last forever, but hopefully my blog does. Yankees. Star Wars. Supernatural. Nature. Shark obsessed. I keep it real on my spare time, all the time

[dajo42]

"bro. bro don’t talk that way. bro you’re totally unique in the universe. there’s nobody else like you bro. bro seriously you mean so much to me bro. bro. you’re a special broflake"

[iamthecutestofborg]

Hi, I’m auditioning for Captain Hook and I’ll be singing Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

[mynewurl]

the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat

[imgodllke-deactivated20210226]

But if guy did that…

[mynewurl]

sorry to break it to you but i am a guy

[jlinstagram]

[placiddream]

This is the most perfect dress I have ever seen

[teen-titanz]

[dutchstore]

When your roommate is a violinist! by TheEdwinSanchez ♛

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[zombiesailor]

[randilynn426]

[stonerthings]

[vam-van]

[gettingahealthybody-deactivated]

WHAT?!

[chelseaalysse]

I need this on my blog.

[hungryrunner]

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

[outrunmyself]

Nom nom.

[inaisabello]

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

[wrongholesorry]

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

[endless-screaming-into-voids]

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.

[dadfur-deactivated20240207]

[meanplastic]

[the--girl-in-question]

[dustinsohn-deactivated20230105]