Xiuhan: Luhan is so thirst y
Baekyeol: best bros. bros that do everything together. a lil gay and dumb sometimes but still best bros.
Kaisoo: protective jongin and squishy soo = the gayest of the gays
Taohun: bros who are gay together but not with each other u feel me?? like they're both super homo but they aren't necessarily gay for each other
Chansoo: angry penguin murders giraffe
Layhan: my bro. brother. ily so much. let's go burn down a building together. yea bro.- a quote from layhan
Taoris: ;-; ge ge notice me - wtf get off me im not showerin with you = a classic "Senpai-notice-me" tale.
Krisho: used to be like "Aww mom and dad !!" now it's like "BITCH U LEFT ME I WILL SHOW U HOW HOT I AM EAT MY ASS YIFAN"
Sekai: bro. ily. ur the best.
Hunhan: luhan had a couple one night stands with his biggest fan oh sehun in 2012
Suchen: ayy mamacita naega ayayayaya
Chankai: used to be like taoris but now it's kinda just sad bc Chanyeol hates everyone now
Sexing: kiss kiss fall in gay
Baekxing: naega jail ja naga
Baeksoo: angry penguin successfully rids the world of the most annoying person ever born
Baekmin: annoying turtle cowers from ab man
Baektao: annoying turtle cowers from ab man: The Sequel (*BONUS: turtle's ass is whooped for the second time, but ab man has a weakness: anything with more than four legs!*)
Kaixing: you seem familiar do i know u ???
Xiusoo: angry penguin befriends friendly ab man
Chanxing: ears. just ears.
Krisoo: the most adorable. angry penguin is adopted by friendly giant
Krishun: dad teach me how to dougie
Baekchen: u wanna go pull suho's pants down? - byun b. bro. are u my soulmate - kim jongdae probably
Lukai: cool bros. NOT BDSM DADDY!KAI STOP THIS
Taokai: beautiful roasted marshmallow meets beautiful cinnamon bun
Chantao: the weather's nice up here LMAO
Baekris: dad how do u masturbate
Krischen: lol dad ur lame ily
Laytao: bros with the deepest connection u feel me
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