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[deadkraker]

i dont actually want hikaru and yoshiki to kiss btw. like they have done that and more already its just that its expressed through the extremely well made repesentation of the fantasies and urges of a closeted teenager who does not have the ability, resources or awareness to not layer their sexuality behind metaphors and narrative foils. its not sex im sticking my hand in his chest. it feels like chicken, nothing else. the hole doesnt looks like anything else. im patting his hair thats not weird. he compared it to what it felt like when i stuck my hand in but that doesnt mean anything. it doesnt mean anything that i keep agressively petting his hair afterthefact. its all totally normal and nonsexual.

[dismoondart]

He’s innocent

[iaynm-jo]

brokeback mountain x tshd

[yoshikaru-by-cheseformice]

SFCWY 2 03-04

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[depsidase]

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

[thebootydiaries]

[un-gif-dans-ta-gueule]

The Kelpie by Herbert James Draper

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[warlockofagnesi]

COUNTERPOINT

[miseria-fortes-viros]

well i can’t argue with that one

[quacksmith]

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

[villainessbian]

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

[tpwrtrmnky]

if you go on tumblr dot com and say some variation of "they should have [thing that clearly exists] BUT [twist that's crucial for the post to make sense]" you get a bunch of responses like "this already exists, it's called [the thing, without the twist]" and "this entirely new concept intrigues me, but let's go one step further by completely cancelling out the twist."

[cuintuar]

I don't know what's worse between that and the people the just go "hear me out: take on [well established cornerstone of a genre] BUT! [twist that was already the whole point of the original].

[tpwrtrmnky]

They should do Alien but it's about the horror of unwanted pregnancy

[prokopetz]

There's also a third category of responses that are like "this already exist, it's called [not even the thing upon which the twist was proposed]".

(Some of the really ambitious ones go as far as to insist that the thing with the twist already exists, then name a piece of media which is in fact the exact opposite of both the thing and the twist, which is actually kind of fascinating in a "taking a true-or-false exam and getting every answer wrong" kind of way.)

[angelicguy]

i dont know why but part of me is really artistically resonating with this horrible wax statue of one of the thieves from home alone. kind of post punk

[sarakipin]

Anything to walk on land 🔪 2021

[segamascott]

[jureumified]

[coniphibian]

i know it's really not that serious but it annoys me when i see people completely miss the whole coexisting and becoming a part of an ecosystem part of subnautica, and then get mad when unknown worlds doubles down on not being able to kill things (with the exception of food and removing diseases or parasites, of course)

like. how did you get the impression that you're supposed to kill anything that gets in your way. did we play the same game

i'm so so glad they're just completely removing the player's ability to damage and kill creatures in subnautica 2 in favor of more interesting nonviolent methods (outside of the previously mentioned things) but i fear people who completely miss the point and view the game as something it most definitely is not will be very annoying about it

to quote bart torgal: “and what’s the point in surviving here if we have to kill everything that makes it so wonderful?”

[imperialgenecist]

The best part of this post is exactly how the different pioneers decide to live on the planet after some time.

So: spoilers, obviously you have been warned

Sophie wants to insulate herself and her people from the ecosystem to protect them from the heavy metals in the water, the proteavirus, Masefield etc. she’s so anti-the ecosystem that she wants to destroy the world tree despite the evidence that maybe the tree isn’t the problem and the Bloom is. (Have my theories that the Masefield is the tree calling for help as it’s become blighted by the Bloom strain of Proteavirus, especially since the angel combs seem to ask for help? And the Axum observatory says the trees angels are begging.)

Anita and the Jubilee want to become part of the ecosystem, rejecting NoA and the habitats, adapting via angel combs that Anita seems to sacrifice herself to in order to get the necessary mutations they need to survive (and then those Angel combs use her voice to talk to you, or in the case of the heat Angel comb, they use Wander’s voice since she died at that one because of a bloom infected marrowbreach) as well as sleeping in air pockets, eating the native wildlife etc.

Then there’s Nahema who fully rejects the fact humanity should survive on this planet, thinks you should see the sights and find a good place to die so the planet can use your nutrients, as well as blowing everyone else up because humanity should just die out in her view.

Out of everyone portrayed, the Jubilee have probably had the least damning portrayal? Since they just want to live amongst the planet peacefully and adapt, meanwhile both Sophie and Nahema are bent on destroying some aspect of life there; either the world tree or humanity.

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning