I like cheese

HULLO!!! they/them, I got by Karma or Ash. ANYONE WANNA EAT SOME CHEESE?

[hokorinn]

“It just seemed like he fell asleep… didn’t it?”

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Mai children are being werid again XD

[demonboyhalo]

technoblade: hi everyone my name is technochan im just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player uwu i like to stab orphans hehe

[perenial]

chag chanukah sameach let's get lit 🕎

[miamitu-illust]

he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

angsty bonus:

after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition

[quotes-ig]

Ten Stupid Convos From The Dream SMP Gang Part Four

Karl & Tubbo: *listening to ‘Pigstep but it’s Technoblade sounds’*

Karl: Wow...he’s just so handsome

Tubbo: It-

Tubbo: It’s noises, Karl

~

Tommy: You know, sometimes you sound like you think you’re better than everyone else

Techno: No. It’s just that I’m surrounded by idiots

~

Fundy: Wilbur fucked a salmon.

Tubbo: That’s a...thats a little bit strange

Fundy: How so?

Tubbo: Well...why a salmon?

Fundy: What else is there?

Tubbo: I mean...a sheep?

Fundy: ...

~

Tommy: ‘Oh my name is Technoblade and I love little penis’

Techno: Wha-

Phil: What?

Techno: Heeeh??

~

BBH: The fact that I like Skeppy more than the rest of you combined doesn’t mean that I don’t like you

Puffy: Oh :(

Eret: ...combined??

~

Techno: Is that Enderman Edward?

Phil: No, it can’t be Edward. Edward is inside

Techno: Ah, it’s just his cousin

Phil: *pulling out his sword* His dead cousin

Techno:

Phil: *laughing maniacally*

Techno: Phil, I’m getting concerned about your violent tendencies

~

Quackity: I’m scared...will you hug me?

George: Uhhhh...here, have some turkey

Quackity: But I’m lactose intolerant :(

~

Tubbo: So do those mobs only spawn on Halloween?

Techno: Yep

Tubbo: So how does it account for leap years?

Techno: I...I’d imagine it wouldn’t-

Phil: No no no, let him explain himself. Let him do it himself

Tubbo: Because obviously the day that Halloween is...wait...wait no it’s February that does that!

Phil: There we go, he figured it out himself

~

Tommy: Here’s a sign, Ninja. Put it on your house so people know it’s your home

Ninja: *typing* Ninja’s House...Pants Optional.

Tommy: Uhhh, this is-

Quackity: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Tommy: nO

Quackity: *already taking off his clothes* YEAH

Ninja: YEAH BABY

~

Tubbo: Why when I mine trees does my chest wiggle?

Eret: Wha-

Niki: Chest?

Tommy: The struggles of a man.

Tubbo: No, when you mine stuff your chest kinda just wiggles-

Tommy: Tubbo, that’s called growing up. That’s called puberty, my friend

[siderealscion426]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[caainhurst]

[babyanimalgifs]

Hooded crow is having the time of his life. Please do not disturb him 

(Source)

[guiltiest-gear]

Unrestrained summer fun

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Hell yes, u go man

[leivol6]

i’m incapable of reading anything that isn’t gay fanfiction

[zoctopode]

nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing

[untitled-webcomic]

My mate @cacodactyl painted this, that’s right he painted it and it’s honestly so incredible so please go and show him some love cos he deserves it

[ghosttiddies]

YO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[jackdaw-kraai]

Y’ALL.

[joygaytrash]

THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING?!?

[galaxy-lilies]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO

[0nyxshards]

THIS IS NOT A PHOTO?! HOLY FUCK!

[6qubed]

open it in a new tab and zoom in on it because goddamn that is some impressive shit right there

[didyouputyournameinthegobi]

PAINTING?!?!

[fandom-brainrot-round2]

IT’S A F@CKING WHAT

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

HOLY SHITTTTTT

[brokentoys-co-deactivated202411]

Omg…

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

IM FUCKING SORRY!?!?!?

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[rocketzandwaterfallz]

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

[theoriginallowkeyfreak]

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

[johnferrigan]

This is amazing ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

YAAAASSSSSS

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[justanotherdharmabum]

nice

[pickledangel]

nice

[albinopixel]

nice

[officialtokyosan]

nice

[morsking]

nice

[floatinglonewanderer]

nice

[sunnydaze-05-deactivated2022062]

nice

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Nice

[venus-star13]

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

:-)

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Light (death note), a child, and tamaki-Senpai XD

[a-puddle-on-jupiter]

Light, i can see, I’m homicidal. I am a bitch, not a child.

And are we talking Ouran Tamaki or BNHA Tamaki?

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

We, we talking O

uran

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

:-)

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Light (death note), a child, and tamaki-Senpai XD

[yagaminoue]

…But who I am now, it’s all thanks to you. You’ve shown me a strength I didn’t know I could possess.

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

I thought that was Ciel XD

[a-puddle-on-jupiter]

HEY YOU. YES, YOU.

JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER OR ELSE

[thedeadmemereturns]

Or, to put it in a vaugely normal way:

“Come and join the -Beyond discord, we’d love to have you!”

It’s not rocket science Jacket XD

[a-puddle-on-jupiter]

NO. JOIN OR PERISH.

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

And this is why im scared of people

[a-puddle-on-jupiter]

Jokes on you, I’m not people.

[enchantingphilosophertaco]

Well you scare me sometimes