Birthday? More Like Curseday-

[Just call me Jack or Azul or Joy (in order of pref) ] [23 years of hell] [COMMISSIONS OPEN - DM ME] [Nonbinary - Queer - They/Ink pronouns] [Honestly, it's mostly Minecraft* and DnD and OCs and Twst now] [*Not a specific group just the game in general]

[joygaytrash]

Calder Hansen: Full Reference

Finally....a billion years later, Calders full reference :D

Including his merform, school uniform, and dorm uniform :3

"Right, right. l am a self starter, after all."

Name: Calder Hansen

Nicknames: Cal, Callie, Stingray (Floyd), Porteur de Perruques (Rook)

Twisted from: Marina Del Rey from The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning

Age: 17

Pronouns: He/him

Sexuality: Bisexual with a preference for men

Species: Merfolk

Height: With legs, 5'6 without heels, 5'10 with heels. In merform, almost 6 feet

Birthday: August 26th

Hometown: Coral Sea

Dorm: Octavinelle

Year: 2nd year

Class: 4B

Best Class: Conjuration

Magical Ability: Strong

UM: "Eel Entanglement!" User sends out a long and skinny electric surge that wraps around the opponent like a rope and shocks them like an eel.

Club: Film Research Club

Favorite food: Saltwater taffy

Least favorite food: Cold drinks

Hobby: Doing drag

Talent: Makeup and wig care

Facts:

- Spent half of his first year at RSA, but something had happened between his housewarden, the vice housewarden, and Prince Rielle that led him to be sent to NRC.

- Discovered his UM while at RSA and during the situation with his housewarden, his vice, and Rielle at RSA

- Really wanted to be vice housewarden of his dorm at RSA

- Oldest of six brothers, all his siblings are eel mer.

- His dad was a regular merman and his mother is an eel mer (no, theres no relation between Ms.Hansen and Georgina)

- He does drag and performs at the lounge a couple times a week

- Azuls biggest hater /j

- Has a crush on that wolf in Savanaclaw

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[bearloonz]

”how do i get people interested in my ocs” TAG THEM. BY NAME. HAVE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER TAG I CAN LOOK THROUGH. PLEADE. SOURCE TAG AND THEN INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER TAG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE CLICKED THROUGH THREE DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF “#OC” ON SOMEONES BLOG TO GET THE FULL EXTENT OF THEIR ORIGINAL CHARACTER ART I REALLY WANT TO SEE. TOO MANY. THREE HUNDRED POSTS HIDDEN BECAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH THE “ORIGINAL CHARACTER” TAG AND NOT THE “OCS” TAG ON THEIR BLOG. YOU MUST DO THIS FOR ME.

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[joygaytrash]

Is your pfp Rielle from hit game/manga/anime Sanders Sides??!!??/j

Yes it is /j

[joygaytrash]

I started this LAST AUGUST...as in August of 2025...

But yeah I had the urge to draw them all and so I did

Roman gave me the most trouble hairstyle wise

[bluegrasshole]

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

[phati-sari]

– one per ask please :)

– anons welcome!

[ec-sanderssides]

Sure why not

[randomslasher]

this could be fun…

[amazable01]

Will do it!!!

[vincent-frankenstein]

oooh??

[joygaytrash]

Heeeey

So I'mma be at a baby shower today for a whole 4 hours(+ plus the 3 hours before it starts to set up)

If y'all could send some and keep me occupied that’d be nice

Also these will help motivate me to work on my current wips

[joygaytrash]

Yes ik I haven't touched this post in YEARS and I still have other asks for this sitting in my inbox but send some more my way these were fun

[joygaytrash]

Name one of jacks kids , “Protein powder”

Absolutely not that would be cruel

His kids with Calder are named Bentley, Mackenzie, and Adeline

[joygaytrash]

Tomodachi Life update: Jack and Calder have three kids now

[joygaytrash]

I started this LAST AUGUST...as in August of 2025...

But yeah I had the urge to draw them all and so I did

Roman gave me the most trouble hairstyle wise

[joygaytrash]

I need someone to yell at me to finish my JackNeige fic when I get home from work

[maswartz]

[fractally]

This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.

OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.

And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.

[kokii-omii]

oh yeah before i forget

MORE RIELLE ART RARGHHH

colored and shaded with the vil brush yet again

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[antipsychoticfemme]

this is absolutely disgusting. protect the dolls.

[joygaytrash]

Headcanon that merfolk get sick right before the potion that gives them legs wears off

[femmedeadlox]

[badalloc]

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

[avoyuki-avocado]

Not tagged but I found this and I think it's neat

Ngl it's accurate very accurate, me writing crack funnies hc and fics and also brainrotted self lol

Tags: //nf @purezjirai @drowsy-king @misteria247 @idia-draconia @magical-regical @hayliethepurplepotato @s1lv3r-star

[magical-regical]

Thanks for the tag!

Oh look it's my favorite genre of isekai anime.

Tag: @hiromi-seika @cacti-inwonderland @lemonsquashhh @aivy-saur

[aivy-saur]

OOUUU thank yew for tagging :DD

Hm. Sounds about right I suppose-

★ — Tagginggg ;; @soruiru @fungifanart @nemisisnemi @aprityormarj @capri-ramblings and anyone else who wishes to join 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[aprityormarj]

Thx for tagging me! <3 but why tf did I get the same one as you???

Tagging: @ali3n0bserv3r @artistnettles @thalalalaliara and everyone else who wants to join! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[phuuca]

Sounds about right for me, and everything I do tbh.

@vacivusviscera @oh-hopeless-heart @quillaffinity @hellog00dbye @joygaytrash

[joygaytrash]

Idk how to feel about this I feel called out in a way

Also idk who to really take I dont have a whole lotta moots on here