The lion does not need the whole world to fear him....

Once upon a time, a woman found a snake frozen in the snow, so she took it home to nurse it back to health. One day, the snake bit her. As she lay dying, she asked, "Why have you done this?" The snake replied, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

[srrybabe]

for this pride month, let’s crack open a cold one with the gays

[chrysantheous]

[chrysantheous]

Lol this shit is still funny as fuck to me.

[duskonacloudyday-deac]

[porcelainapparition]

[s1aughterh0use-blog]

[astralplantt-deactivated2018032]

[buteverythingisred]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

[filmwitches]

[thelovelyseas]

[encircleanddevour-blog]

@a-m-o-r-r-i-a-h

[inventans]

[timpaniofflimits-deactivated201]

[born--for--this]

[skeletonkeyx-deactivated2016110]

[s-l-a-c-k-e-r-bitch]

[rrachelinthewildd]

[encircleanddevour-blog]

@a-m-o-r-r-i-a-h

[myachingheartspoke-deactivated2]