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[enclaveassh0le]

“Were you expecting me to do this properly? Buddy every competition I ever won was on a technicality.

The technicality being the rules never stated I couldn’t shoot my opponent.”

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

[dark-loving-life]

[enclaveassh0le]

the-perfect-scientist replied to your post “       “I know what you’re fucking thinking. You’re thinking “How the...”

"I'm not thinking that about you so much -- some folks are just ridiculously resilient."

“Or just really unlucky but sure. That works too.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

       “I know what you’re fucking thinking. You’re thinking “How the fuck are you still alive?” And the answer is very simple: reasons.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

                  “The United States does still exist.”

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[enclaveassh0le]

“Med-x is probably the only fucking interesting thing you can get in Diamond City.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

“Power armor hands are another set of hands you’re controlling. So technically I haven’t fucking killed anyone.... Well like...less than half of anyone.”

[enclaveassh0le]

distantpagesandpapercuts:

“Why do you always piss on my parade like this?” <n< 

“…… Because it gives me another year of life every time.”

“Then I guess you’re fucking immortal now aren’t you? When humanity finally dies its gonna be just you, me, and the fucking robots.” <n< 

[enclaveassh0le]

ryseamici replied to your post: “If I strangle someone while wearing power armor...

“Unless that suit was programmed with artificial intelligence, it’s all you.”

“If by “artificial intelligence” you mean “push a button and hope for the best” then ...maybe.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

distantpagesandpapercuts replied to your post: “If I strangle someone while wearing power armor...

“Nope. You did it. Trouble maker.”

“Why do you always piss on my parade like this?” <n< 

[enclaveassh0le]

“If I strangle someone while wearing power armor did I kill them or did the suit?” 

[enclaveassh0le]

❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜

“Cool philosophy. You’re still a fucking prick.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

BUTT CHIN

“Go fuck yourself.” >:T 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If female nipples are censored and males aren’t, could I censor female nipples with male nipples?

[distantpagesandpapercuts]

enclaveassh0le replied to your post: 1,2,3?

“I am doing my part in making people wrap their shit but I can only fucking crank so many out……ha.”

“… You never were the best salesman sweetheart.”

[enclaveassh0le]

“If you can get people to fuck at the same pace a single guy can manufactor shit in his house with a press and scrap of questionable origins be my guest.” 

[enclaveassh0le]

fancycoatpossum replied to your post : “Am I the only person here that’s older than...

Try being less old asshole

“I am literally just an asshole being held together by a flesh suit buddy.”