Bitch✨

[endedbysam]

Vriska: Technically, if I killed myself, the problem would be solved.

Terezi: Yeah, so would all of ours

Vriska: ….

Vriska: …whore

[endedbysam]

Karkat: Vriska, you need to get a job, you can’t just keep fucking sitting around.

Vriska: I have a job.

Karkat: Being an asshole isn’t a job.

Vriska: Nooooooooope, but annoying you is. Full time in fact. I should ask for a raise.

[endedbysam]

John: So what was Thanksgiving like for you guys?

Rose: Pretty traditional I’d say, likely about the same as yours. What about you trolls? I imagine it’d be quite a bit different.

Vriska: I used to lure other trolls into my hive to feed my Lusus so she wouldn’t decide to eat me instead.

Other trolls: *nodding in understanding*

Jade: …

John: …..

Dave: So anyway we used to make this sick ass turkey-

[endedbysam]

Vriska: If I had a nickel for every time you’ve annoyed me today-

Karkat: Let me guess, you’d have 8 nickels

Vriska: No I’d have a thousand you fucking dumbass, you piss me off

(Not to be Homestuck on main but I always forget how much I love it and then randomly get reinvested)

[endedbysam]

*in an argument*

Persephone: The only person stupider than you, is Hermes!

Hermes: Yeah! ….wait

Ares: ….

[endedbysam]

Hecate: Why is Hermes throwing a fit in our break room?

Hades: *not looking up from paperwork* I told him the tooth fairy wasn’t real because he was getting on my nerves.

Hermes: *leaning into the doorway* WE’RE GODS! FUCKING GODS, WE DO MAGIC, AND YOU’RE TELLING ME I SHOULDN’T BE DEVASTATED TO KNOW THAT THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN’T ACTUALLY A THING?

[endedbysam]

Hades: If the universe could grant me one boon, it would be taking you off of my hands for even a day.

Hermes: *bouncing in place* So you’re saying I have a day off?

Hades: …

Hermes: …

Hades: …yeah sure.

[endedbysam]

Persephone: *patching up Hermes* Have you ever considered not picking up every possible living thing you come across.

Hermes: *covered in scratches from a large animal* Have you ever considered shutting the fuck uP—

[vampireacademia]

COW PICREW COW PICREW COW PICREW !!!

this is just so cute I had to share lol hope it brings you some joy 🥰🐄 tagging some pals in case anyone else wants to make a cute cow 🌞

@bellaslilpapercut @swanresidence @teamjacobthot @bellaskhakis @rose-lily-hale

[bellaslilpapercut]

Wow Laura this is exactly what I needed today! Accidentally made mine your twin cause I love shaggy cows!!! Tagging @fuckmeyer @effervescent-hoe @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @emmettmc-heart-y @lemonadebottlecap @edworm-cullen and anyone else who wants to!!

[lemonadebottlecap]

Thank you for the tag!

~she was a friendship cow she said see you later cow~

Tagging @its-always-sunny-in-forks @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @leahcee

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

ty for tagging me, this is actually adorable lol. highland cows look so cool.

@twilightofficial @t-e-reynolds @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @queertwilight @kaquiche

[snidely-whipstache]

Omg @leahclearwaterdefensesquad

@twilightofficial @rose-lily-hale

[twilightofficial]

This is cute as fuck lol thanks for taking me y'all @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @t-e-reynolds

Tagging @kaquiche @emmettmc-heart-y @bisexualemmettcullen

[endedbysam]

I have no friends but I just really wanted to be included ((,:

[noahslop]

goodbye

[endedbysam]

Rat—

[endedbysam]

I read one (1), half decent fic about Gwen and Alejandro and now I crave more and ship them for no reason but god am I dying inside this fandom is so small and I hate myself

[endedbysam]

The fact that I rewatch all of the Total Drama seasons multiple times a year and have never made a total drama blog is homophobic and I hate myself

[gale--dekarios]

You’re laughing. He left Bridgett stuck to a pole, Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul, Made even Courtney lose control and you’re laughing.

[homefryboy]

Alright, campers. I heard from an anonymous source that SOMEone has been acting like the pandemic’s already over and they don’t have to take health precautions anymore.

Not. Cool. Dudes.

[endedbysam]

Current stress level: Markiplier playing the Subnautica games

[endedbysam]

I have, the sudden urge, to play World of Warcraft

And I don’t want to pay for it but,, MMO,,, mmm armr,,, queest,,, wann a pla y

[endedbysam]

Hermes: Y’all really love to make everything controversial huh?

Hades: Hermes, telling you that you can’t wear a crop top during business hours isn’t-

Hermes: Y’aLL REALLY LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING CONTROVERSIAL HUH

Hecate: Oh my god...