Give me love.

Alexandria 22 NYC

[highonoverthinking]

[endingsbringbeginnings]

Ever just feel empty?

[rylandsgrace]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thealfaguy]

You think you're being patient, the whole time you're wasting your fucking time.

[foxesdontscareme]

quinta brunson winning an emmy, shane and ryan premiering ghost files and ned being kicked out of try guys all in a span of two weeks... what a time to be alive for people who were really into buzzfeed in like 2016

[earthtodes]

[determinate-negation]

[strongermonster]

they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”

but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.

[willowfey]

jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in

[ninjakittens]

@oak23 that's insane. Thank you for sharing.

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[just-sad-vibes]

sometimes i think my life cant get any fucking worse and then it does

[flowerytale]

Anne Brontë, from The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (first published in 1848 under the pseudonym Acton Bell)

[earthtodes]

[devilishdescent]

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

[bogleech]

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

[brucebocchi]

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

[cosmicwar]

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

[jordisstigander]

You're an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.

"I need to borrow your car!"

"Wha-"

"I need to help Robin!"

"I've got work -"

Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.

"Thanks!" he yells, jumping behind the wheel, "I'll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!"

You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.

The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don't know how Batman switched the keys.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.

[theoppositeofdusk]

Falling In Reverse - The Drug In Me Is You