JUD1C14L-B4D4SS

Closed Terezi rp blog for Crocker Institute

[the-page-of-dope]

"Ah, well, Medusa it is then! Cool superpowers and all aside, the original story was pretty sad and like all Greek legends fucked up. Hm, if I were a superhero, who would I be?" 

And once again, he is getting distracted like there is no tomorrow. "I think you kind of have the whole death glare -- more like dead glare -- your eyes are such pale blue they are almost translucent! " he leaned forward to observe them, leaning right back after a few seconds. "Have you ever considered wearing weird contacts just to fuck more with people?"

" Really? Do they? I haven't seen any Law and Order episodes, and I believe neither have I seen Breaking Bad, but I agree, dogs are more innocent than drugs. A lot more. So, we are doing this, right? Oh boy! This is going to be such a blast when it slides through!" He grinned brightly, almost bouncing on his seat once again, yet he still had enough decency not to act like a little kid.

"Awh, mate, you can't declare a person your territory! But still good going, " he stroked the dog's head. Let's completely ignore the fact that he is talking to a goddamn dog like he would be to a normal person without a care in the world. "But anyway, if I can survive Peixes, then I am pretty sure I will be able to survive such a brute as Helga! I bet my shorts on it. "

Jake please keep your shorts to yourself.

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"Hehe, wait, were talking about the superhero or the legend? And you strike me as a Pulverizer from TmnT kind of guy. I mean, Green Arrow is too obvious." She stuck her tongue out in his vague direction before flicking her glasses back down on her actual eyes. "And who's to say I already haven't? Fucking with people is pretty much a daily occurrence here.

"And hell yeah they do. Take it from the resident crime show expert. Pretty much a done deal since we're on the same page. Also, you're going to break the seat." She sent a grin in his direction. "That's my usual joke chair if I especially don't like the accused. Like, there's only one screw you have to loosen to make that fall apart, hehehe."

Her grin softened a little as she turned her attention to the roof as if she was thinking about something. "Hehehe, just word of advise with dealing with principal pouty face, don't use that chair for her. Really can't take a joke, so I guess her and Helga are one in the same."

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Th3 3ngl1sh C4s3

[the-page-of-dope]

"I know! But I was trying to sum it up. You are right though, I think he is quite cowardly sometimes, but at least he tries! Or — you could be like Medusa!" he grinned brightly, literally on the edge of his seat as they talked. Superheroes, Marvel and DC was something he was ‘digging’ and he was sure that Terezi too.

"Or, if you think you would squeeze yourself into a spandex outfit, you could be Wonder Woman! She has the Lasso of Truth, doesn’t she? As she is kid of a justice-based character, in my opinion!" Funny how fast can you go from alcohol to dogs and superheroes. "Not a problem! It’s my duty as ‘your eyes’," he chuckled softly, nibbling on his lower lip as she continued. "Oh? So you are saying that all I have to do is slip him a comic and ask him to ‘sign here’, and he will? That’s some next level corruption, attorney. And coming from someone like you, tsk, tsk, maybe the court is not so ‘judicial’ after all," he tsked and shook his head, yet he still sported that mouth-splitting grin. "Oh? I think I can manage through! No Helga is going to stop me from archiving my goal! At least I hope so. Man, fuck Helga, I already don’t like her," he cackled along with Terezi and leaned back. "Do you have some kind of a trauma from encountering her?"

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"Hehe, just tries not to pee himself, really. But I do like the idea of Medusa. Wicked wild red hair is hella my style, how'd you know? But I'm not one for the whole super suit thing. And while the wonder woman pose is fun enough..." Could she really resist doing it? "Hehehe, I don't exactly think it's my style. I also don't think I have the death glare down pat enough. Though, people do usually go speechless when they see these babies."

She relaxed and slid her glasses up until they rested atop her head. It also helped in making her hair even more wild, but it's not like she cared. She relaxed from her pose by sending him his own signature two pistol wink that she learned from a few witness's description of him. "And now the student body can be speechless with you che-chink, ehhehehehe."

After relaxing from even that, she settled back into leaning against the table with one of her hands now finding Lemonsnout's head to pat it. "And the court is plenty fair. This is a small case for a huge case. Cops do it all the time, I mean, have you ever seen Law and Order? They team up with a crook like once a season. It's like Hank teaming up with Jessie in breaking bad as well, but I guess you're a bit more innocent than Pinkman. Instead of a drug wave: a dog wave! Fair high school, undercover trade if you ask me."

After settling down from her laughter at a reference that went completely all over the place, she continued with the pressing issue of Helga. "And Helga liked to pat people on the back and yell. I think my spine got realigned like four hundred and thirteen times. That and I almost lost my hearing every time Lemonsnout wanted to mark his territory. Especially that one time where he decided that Helga was his territory..."

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[academiccatastrophe]

"Yeah! Origin stories are always fun! It would be interesting to rp Pounce from back before she had her cubs!" Nepeta said with a wide grin. "Or maybe right after she had her cubs and is still getting used to protecting them and being a mother. Oh, the pawibilities are endless!" She exclaimed excitedly "What do your think Terezi?"

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"Well, my furry friend." Terezi pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose like an asshole. "A teen dragon is already 30 years old. An adult dragon ranges from 80 to 200. So, it would only make sense to start out with pounce from the very beginning, I do say. At least so Pounce and Pyral can start off badass at around the same time, you know?"

[the-page-of-dope]

"Oh? You are welcome. And I could do so! But I think we would be here for a looong time till I would get through all the awesome things on my mind right now! How about a space setting with lazer guns and such? You could be like that one X-man with the laser vision! "

Of course, Jake was too much of a dork to pass up the opportunity of making shitty jokes and even shittier stories.

He watched as she dug through her files and binders, getting up and retrieving the dropped files that she didn't seem to care about yet. He put them on the table, nodding.

"Yeah, I am willing to go through all the courses and qualifications and such! But I could pretend to sign up for the dog therapy courses so it would be kind of more believable, I am guessing, " he grinned slightly and looked down at the file, stopping Terezi's hand from tapping on the desk as he read through the papers.

" Looks easy enough! Do you think you'd be able to press the matter through him? He is kind of thick headed... " he sighed and shrugged. " That would be great. "

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"Hehehe! We're going to be here for an even longer time if you bring xmen into the mix. I always considered myself more of a gambit girl, myself. Cyclops is kind of a weenie, anyways." She said the last in an attempt at a Cajun accent as she retreated her hands and stuck them in her pockets. She spun around as well directly afterwards and leaned her weight on the edge of the table.  

"And thank you for getting those." No accent, as per usual. "I probably would have found them later just as my face found the ground, hehehe. And swaying the judge only requires a Naruto comic and telling him to sign something. As long as he didn't step in mud or something that day, it should be easy enough. Just be prepped for hell if you go to those classes. Lemonsnout and I had this German lady named Helga who...let's just say she made quite the impression."

Lemonsnout whined in response; making Terezi cackle.

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[academiccatastrophe]

Nepeta nodded a bit as she finished up her drawing of Simba from the lion king on one of the walls. “Yeah, that sounds good to me. You want to draw something?” She asked, offering up the chalk to Terezi as she stood up and rubbed the chalk off of her hands and onto her cargo pants.

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"Hell yeah, man." As she walked back, she whistled along to the song in the select parts that called for whistling. When she arrived, she squatted down before rocking back and onto her butt. She then took two pieces of chalk and immediately put one into her mouth. She then started to actually draw with her other piece of chalk, sketching out what looked like a dragon hanging from its tail from the top of the box. As she drew, she actually took the other chalk from her mouth so she could talk.

"So, what exactly do you think we should roleplay first? Origin stories of characters? Like the great and mighty Pyral flew through the air after being freshly kicked out by her mumsie blah blah blah..?"

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[academiccatastrophe]

"Sure thing!" Nepeta took the chalk and made her way over to the boxes to start stacking them "Hurry back though ok? I don’t wanna get left down here alone for very long. What are you going to go get anyway if you don’t mind me asking?"

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"Just some tunes! And don't worry, I have more than just MSI on this mix tape. I just figure prepping this stuff would be more fun when we're singing along to Livin' La Vida Loca." After her decleration, she quickly shot up the ladder and soon returned with her boombox tucked under her arm. Lemonsnout had been waiting for her up above and whined when she started back down, but she just responded to his complaint with her tongue stuck out at him. "No boys allowed."

With a final jump, she landed on the ground and started fiddling with the music that she placed on a nearby box. "Hmmm...I haven't heard Bruno in a while, you up for lazy song, even without monkey masks?"

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[academiccatastrophe]

"I think we should start with making it a little more homey you know? Draw some stuff on the walls to make it look less bland. You have chalk with you?" Nepeta asked, though she was pretty sure already that Terezi did. Terezi almost always had chalk with her. "And then maybe we can build something with the boxes or at least stack them where they will be out of the way for now. Oh! We should like bring a bunch of blankets and pillows and stuffed animals and stuff down here. Maybe we could find a projector of some kind and we could have snuggle piles down here and watch movies when we aren’t busy with roleplaying! speaking of which we should do some roleplaying to break this place in!"

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Terezi hugged Pyral even closer until it looked like pyral was about to burst. Then, she proceeded to literally bounce and squeal like a school girl. 

"We can we can! We can do all of those things!"

When she settled down, she started digging in one of the many holes in Pyral until her hand emerged with a box of chalk. "Hehehe, and how'd you know I always keep this with me? Can you start on the boxes and draw something pretty while I skiddaddle? I'll be like right back. I just gotta grab something from the court room upstairs."

She held out the chalk to Nepeta while bouncing on her feet, ready to move.

[the-page-of-dope]

"To the tzar himself? I'd rather not, thank you. I told you I value my life too much but thanks," Jake chuckled silently, watching her as she got up. 

"Oh yes, I bet you could take on a couple, beat them senseless with your can and then be like 'I'm sorry, I am blind and I didn't see you there, tee-hee', or something like that! "

He rolled his eyes at the laugh she made. It sounded kind of forced to him, but this is Terezi. You never know. " Exactly. Nepeta will have to supply you until the day you decide to go investigate the the gerberas from down under. Which I suspect will take as looong as possible, " he rolled his eyes once more, folding his hands across his chest with a soft chuckle coming out of his mouth.

" Conversation never happened. I got it. Yeah, I'll read that if I'll ever get my hands on it! Oh, and maybe I could, hm... " he grimaced, seeming to think about it for quite a while before giving up.

" Maaaaybe, " he raised his eyebrows, " I don't know what the witness sniffed out. Let's say this particular dog exists, and probably that is the only wsy of keeping him here - signing him as a therapeutical dog. Like a fluffy stress ball for the students. We could take care of him and he could wander freely..? I would need the court's.. something.. approval of it, wouldn't I?"

"Let's say a favour for a favour, how about that? You'll help me with the dog case, and I'll be 'your eyes' and snoop out what's happening around and gossip with you.. "

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"Hehe, you’re good at the best kind of flattery, I’ll give you that. Please, tell me more of exactly how I’ll beat up evildoers lurking in the shadows around me." She stuck her tongue out at him momentarily before turning back to her search. A couple of folders fell to the floor as she pulled a binder out, but she ignored them for now. She’ll probably end up tripping over them later, but she didn’t care right now. She was too busy snooping through the braille index at the beginning of this certain red binder.

"Hehe, well, I wish you luck in that pursuit. I genuinely never really looked into how it was done, though. I sort of had Lemonsnout ever since he was a puppy because my sight went rusty a hella long time ago. Wasted a day a week on special training courses for like 4 hours and then bam, I have this mutt. So if you do travel down this path, I’m gonna warn ya, it takes forEVER. Though, it might take less time since you’re going for a comfort pooch, but I think I remember a few of them in the class." She hummed to herself as she suddenly started flipping through pages. She counted the page numbers under her breath until she finally reached a page.

"I’m not exactly in charge of the whole process, but I can sue the court’s decision if Caliborn immediately rejects it. That can be guaranteed free of charge if I can consider you a birdy when it comes to the thing which cannot be named." She took the page out of the binder and went over to the desk to slide it over to him. Her fingers didn’t come off the page though, instead drumming across the sheet that held the details on the requirements and procedures for allowed pets in the student body.

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[academiccatastrophe]

Nepeta grinned wide as she looked around the room. To most it would probably seem boring. Just a small room full of empty boxes. nepeta viewed the world a little differently though. She saw this room as a nice little secret hide out for her and Terezi. A place where they could escape and let their imaginations run wild. A place where they could let their imaginations run wild and do all the roleplaying that they wanted. “Terezi it’s great! We can use the boxes to build forts or castles or anything we want! This is pawsitively purrefect!”

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"I know right! They practically left you your own little den already! And I can stack them and make a high cliff.... we can build mazes and draw chalk EVERYWHERE. Hahaha, this is what I've been talking about man! We're going to tear shit up in the only way a dragon and a putty tat can tear shit up." She skipped over to where she had already thrown her stuffed animal, Pyral. She held up the stuffed animal with both of her hands and started spinning in a circle.

"Finally a world where we can build castles, magicians, wizards, a vilalge of people, characters that I don't even know will be cool yet, even more dragons, a court room..." She stopped her spinning and clutched Pyral tightly to her chest. "This i it man, this is it! Haha, what should we do first?"

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[academiccatastrophe]

Nepeta rolled her eyes at her blind friend, wondering if there actually was a pull light and Terezi had gone down there already to find it or if this was the first time either would be down there. She really hoped Terezi had some idea of what was down there. “Alright, I’m going down then!” She climbed down the ladder and into the dark then waited for Terezi to join her.

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Terezi forwent the ladder and just hopped down the hole. The ceiling of the area was only a foot over her head, anyways. Once there, she tapped the ceiling with her cane until she heard the ding! of the wood hitting the light. She quickly darted out to grab it before turning to Nepeta with her grin way wider than she would normally have it; hoping for a laugh before she started chuckling herself. The light opened up a small room that was pretty much just an open space if it wasn't lined with stacked, empty boxes. It was probably used to just keep boxes for later use in before the entire school forgot about it.

"Welcome to our Narnia..." 

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1t's 4 Dog L1f3

[rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty-gal]

Jade heard the scratching at her door, causing her to jump a bit and look in it’s general direction. Huh. Weird. What was that? She noticed Bec staring at the door with a particular alertness, his ears pointed which did nothing to ease her nerves. She slowly stood up and walked over to the door, opening it a bit to look out and see what was in the hallway. She was a bit surprised to see a girl and what appeared to be a service dog. “Aww, your dog is so cute! Is he on duty or can I pet him?” She asked as she knelt down to be on the dogs level with a wide grin on her face.

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She scrambled to her knees at the sound of a voice and faced the door in a small panic, ready to apologize for the disturbance. However, the girl was amicable enough that she couldn't resist a noticeable relaxation from her small tizzy. "Heh, he technically is always on duty, but while I want to say he can't get pet because it spoils him too much, he's perfectly pettable. It's a weakness many have suffered while around him. Go for it uh....hehe, sorry. It's not every day that I scratch on the door of someone I don't know. Well actually, it's most every day, but not when I'm off duty, hehehe."

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[academiccatastrophe]

Nepeta watched in astonishment as the rug was pulled back to reveal a trap door in the floor. She wondered where it went. “Wow…sure is dark down there” Nepeta said as she gazed down into the hole. “Have you been down there yet? Or are we checking it out for the first time together?”

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"Now that would ruin the mystery for you if I told you, wouldn't it?" She laughed mischievously before dropped the door suddenly and taking a seat beside the hole. "C'mon, you first! I at least peaked down to know there's a pull light. Even a blind girl couldn't miss it, hehehehe!"

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S3tt1ng 4 Pr3s1d3nt

[whiteprinceblackheart-archi-blog]

He arched an eyebrow, why was she surprised by this?

“Why? To all of that I mean.” He really didn’t have interest in being the president anymore. “I saw it once, when I was just elected.” He protested keeping his now unlit joint firmly in his hands. “Why are we doin’ that, I mean I’ve had a good run an’ I made it clear even to my opposition that I don’t actually care about the position. It just looks good on my transcripts an’ two semesters really ain’t gonna make too much a difference.” He hummed. “Shes the captain of the swim team, cute girl. Naive as hell too, probably easy for you to manipulate her good intentions. So why bother tryin’ to get me another term?”

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"Ugh, if I have to explain it to you here..." She stuck her hands in her pockets since he obviously wasn't forking over his illegal cargo. Her back found the doorway and she leaned her weight on only one foot as she spoke.

"It's because I'm too young to be president. President has to be a Senior, as per tradition. Trust me, I tried to sue once to take your place, but our Principal apparently borrowed my cane that day to stick it up her keister. So yeah, I have to wait a whole other semester to be pres. Miss Peixes is extremely well loved and is good with people do to her I'm a little princess bull. I'm not well liked because I actually do shit for the school. If she took your place, all the amazing stuff I do for this school will be just coupled with their love for her. See the picture here? I need a shitty resident that doesn't do anything so I don't have to spend time manipulating and I can be pretty much unopposed when it is my turn to run because everyone will know me as the person who's already done all these great things. If Feferi gets backed, all positives I do will be worthless, do you get the picture?" She sent a pout his way when she finally finished speaking, hopign that anything she just said actually got through his stupor.

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[academiccatastrophe]

Nepeta hurried as quickly as she could to the student courtroom. She knew Terezi would probably be getting impatient. Besides she was excited to see whatever cool thing Terezi wanted her to see. When she got to the court room she stopped next to Terezi, bending over and placing her hands on her knees as she huffed for breath after her run here “What is it Terezi?! What did you find that is so impurrtant?”

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A wolfish grin spread across her face when she heard the girl burst through the room and she quickly jumped to the side and squatted down so she could start lifting the rug. She got up as she pulled it back so she could walk with the fabric until setting it back down on the floor: halved. Underneath a trapdoor was revealed and she bent down to throw that open as well before motioning to the ladder that led down to whatever was beneath.

"Well Christine; your Erik has found a perfect place for an organ, hehehe. Lucky for you, I don't expect you to hit a high c for entrance just yet."

[the-page-of-dope]

"Flavour like flavour! It smells just as bad as it tastes, and also there is unflavoured vodka, and then a lot of flavoured ones," he leaned back in his chair , balancing it on its hind legs, holding onto the table. 

"Also spirit water my ass, maybe it only counts when you are dead and your spirit can no longer taste the bullshit. "

" Oh yes, Mr. Ampora is definitely loaded. Have you seen his room? I haven’t seen so much stuff since Constance made me organise her folders. And by that I mean from the complete scratch. She had millions upon millions of papers in her bloody office! " Jake sighed, ruffling his hair a little.

" I am not a cat person either, but you know what I mean! It’s just - bluh, " he pointed his index finger into hid mouth, making gagging sounds. " Hm. No. Cat piss beer is mostly your only opinion. Maybe champagne too, but that won’t even get you ready for what’s to come, Tz. The force is too strong. You’re going to drink cat piss beer for the rest of your life."

"Four loko what? " he raised his eyebrows, moving his chair back to its place. "Isn’t that something you peeps brought from ‘Murrica? I don’t think I have ever heard of anything like that," he shook his head and rubbed his face a little.

"Hey, do you have any papers of Lemonsnout’s that he is a seeing dog and all and can stay? Let’s say I would want to’ train a terapeutical dog’ - judt for the papers - what should I do? "

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"Hehe, just say that stuff to the czar himself, not me. I much rather be Rasputin, anyways. I like to imagine that I could withstand a couple of Brutuses." She suddenly hopped out of her seat as he talked, pushing it back with her calves. She began gathering her files into a folder silently until she heard him making gagging noises. She couldn't help but break her own silence with a jerking laugh.

"Darn, all I have to drink from now on? Then I better tell Nepeta to start forking over her secret cat collection that I keep trying to hunt for. I gotta literally take the piss until I get used to it, heheheh."

When he didn't have any information in regards to her investigation, her smile melted into another pout as she clutched her file to her chest. "Darn. This conversation never happened though, okay? You can read just about what's happening in regards to it in the Skia Times in about a month. This is going to be big, I say, big! But until then, it doesn't exist. Hehe, or maybe you could be an extra set of eyes for me? These ones don't seem to work too well." That made her chuckle again as she moved over to one of the many stacks of papers that littered the room.

"And yeah I have those papers somewhere here. Say curiosity killed the cat that wants me to drink it's piss though; is this for a particular dog that Lemonsnout has been sniffing after for a while now?"

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S3tt1ng 4 Pr3s1d3nt

[whiteprinceblackheart-archi-blog]

Oblivious to the designs of his soon to be former vice president Eridan Ampora was once again relaxing with his favorite narcotic spacing out from the world and letting his cares and worries disappear with a cloud of smoke. Or, at least thats what he was trying to do.

In actuality now that he had the gunclub his title as president of the student council wasn’t one he cared about. He just used it to impress people it wasn’t like he had any desire to go into politics. His vice president was insane, he was pretty sure she was the only reason he got voted in for a while but his control over the rumor mill certainly hadn’t hurt his campaign, neither of course did running unopposed. That was at an end now, the girl who wanted the position seemed cute if naive. The perfect pretty little princess for Terezi to manipulate from the shadows, or whatever it is Terezi actually did.

One could not overestimate the amount of work Eridan had actually done as the president, most of his sessions were an excuse to get away from class for a while and spark a J. Honestly he rather enjoyed the time out from his daily life, and thus is was the blind psycho who just kicked a door in who did all the work. “I give it a seven point three, would’ve been better if you had some hardboiled one liner but pretty solid none the less.” He nodded to himself, he had been in here a while so taking another puff he tapped the wrapped paper against the janitor’s mop bucket and smothered the end against the wall. “You look like you’re at the end of your….” He paused for dramatic effect a lazy smile on his face. “Pyrope.” He had to resist the urge to laugh at his own dumb joke. “Okay but seriously, shouldn’t you be preparin’ for your new student body president?” He paused. Student. Body. It sounded dirty to his drug addled mind and thus hilarious, Eridan was seriously high right now. “Can we make this quick though, I want to go back to chasin’ the magic dragon.” He paused. “Ha, dragon. I should write that down. Shit I got a million of them.” Eridan loved weed more than anything else.

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She face palmed like she hadn't done since 2012.

"Mr. Ampora, while I knew fully well this is exactly what you were doing, I'm still surprised at you. Now, gimme that and upsie-daisies. I'm not preparing anything for anyone because the council room is exactly as I like it, not that you've seen it in literally ever. We're winning you that election, so c'mon." She put her hound out to him and made grabby fingers so he would give her whatever was making him this loopy. It'd be bad if anyone else discovered his habit of doing this and unfortunately, with the door kicked in, there was no more privacy for him to indulge.

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Fr4t3rn1z1ng

[umbral--ultimatum]

Grinning at the obvious discomfort of his blind attorney, Caliborn asked, “Well then, you wouldn’t mind a quick dance with me, would you? I can assure you I can dance just as well as Lemonsnout here, if to a more classical leaning.” Quickly retrieving his phone he clicked it to Tchaikovsky’s ‘Waltz of the Flowers’ after saving the video. Turning back to his companion and holding out his hand, he waited for a response.

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"Heh, is this a test, sir?" She bent over really quickly to grab the boombox and actually turn the other music off. Only then did she hear that he started some other kind of music. That made her actually get up and send him one of her signature shark toothed grins.

"Nutcracker gets you points, but isn't it a little inappropriate of us to be dancing in the court room after getting one student suspended and the other expelled? It seems like a dancing on their ashes kind of scenario; not that I don't think that's absolutely hilarious. Fuck it, you sold me." She of course couldn't see his offered hand, so she stretched out her own.

"I just hope Lemonsnout doesn't get jealous, hehehe."