Just sayin'

 Welcome! You've reached an entirely odd assortment of text posts, cartoon references, my inflamed sense of self worth, and complete and utter thirst. Date me pls 😘 I have a kink for pretty girls in Pokemon onesies, but I don't like Pokemon?? Sooo? More Shit

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[holmesianscholar]

How did u KNOW

[defiantly-yourss]

True..

[thelovelylights]

Taylor Swift: *Look what you made me do*

Me:

[antifascistatheist]

[epicarcher999-blog]

I’ll have enough arm strength to pull myself back up from whacking it so often you fucking skeleton

[ommanyte]

[northcoast]

roses are red violets are blue pull my hair while I go down on u

[therandomninjakitty]

[unfortunately-awake]

[did-you-know]

In Finland, PhD graduates get a top hat and sword with their diploma.

Source

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ouch. (via BabyRu_Bombata_)

[realitytvshow]

[hopeydopey526]

Kinda hungry kinda horny kinda tired kinda wanna get a tattoo

[thebelchers]

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

[parksanddolls]

[reputing-deactivated20231019]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[capacity]

Why are you single

I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either